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You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

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I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo Yeah You Are +345Reply
@Stepharoo I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.

I hate when people say stuff like "what are u doing" because I have no clue what uranium is up too, I'm not his keeper, and it's also very poor subject-verb agreement.

_RUMBLEROAR_s avatar _RUMBLEROAR_ Yeah You Are +143Reply
@Stepharoo I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.

i hate when people text me "hi" because i dont want to talk about hawaii

@Stepharoo 'Tis why I say "hey" or "hello". :)

ah same! but sometimes my friends interpret hello as "Hugh Edwards loves lumpy oatmeal" and i just get blank stares

@Stepharoo I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.

or when i tell them something they don't know and they reply with "oh". I never said anything about Ohio, I don't know where they got that from.

Claras avatar Clara Yeah You Are +56Reply

Funny, whenever I'm in one of my rare moods to actually respond and continue their potassium conversation, they never answer...

Tempest_Trances avatar Tempest_Trance Yeah You Are +218Reply

And then I ask a yes or no question and they answer Na. And I'm not in the mood to talk about sodium

ThatOneNuts avatar ThatOneNut Yeah You Are +145Reply

I POSTED THIS 10 MINUTES AGO.
WHY IS IT ALREADY ON THE FRONT PAGE?!

AdonisBatheuss avatar AdonisBatheus Yeah You Are +115Reply

Yeah, and I was confused with all the Chemistry, so I called them. Then they said "AU WHY ARE YOU CALLING SO LATE??" And I calmly told them I was in no mood to talk about gold either....

SourceofSmiles avatar SourceofSmile Yeah You Are +98Reply

I'm on my Ne s laughing.

Anonymous +95Reply

Lmao! I want to text one of my more uninteresting friends, now that I am prepared to respond to their "k."

Cereals avatar Cereal Yeah You Are +86Reply
@Cereal Lmao! I want to text one of my more uninteresting friends, now that I am prepared to respond to their "k."

Well personally I don't believe that Llamas Make Awesome Oncologists, but to each his own.

@ECbeat2014 Well personally I don't believe that Llamas Make Awesome Oncologists, but to each his own.

While that is a good one, what I actually meant was Large Moose Are Obese. In retrospect, that didn't really have anything to do with my comment on the post, though.

Cereals avatar Cereal Yeah You Are +18Reply

I'm always up for potassium related conversation ;D

anelles avatar anelle Yeah You Are +79Reply

Amirite is just Amirate with one less oxygen.

eldoritos avatar eldorito Yeah You Are +70Reply

Fucking Potassium. Can't we talk about the other elements? I'm pretty sure they feel left out. :3

heysavannahs avatar heysavannah Yeah You Are +63Reply
@Linds Si, we can talk about others

I really hate Silicon, may W(e) talk about another?

Cassileigh16s avatar Cassileigh16 Yeah You Are +59Reply
@Cassileigh16 I really hate Silicon, may W(e) talk about another?

O, I apologize. Ru partial to any specific elements?

Lindss avatar Linds Yeah You Are +75Reply
@Linds O, I apologize. Ru partial to any specific elements?

Na, not ReLi, Its OK. I Am in F(avor) OF Co though. (Is is sad that I tried to use the three elements that are out of order by atomic mass? I succeded, and used way too many elements.)
My message otherwise reads:
Sodium, not rheniumLithium, Iodine OxygenPotassium. I am in Flourine(avor) OxygenFlourine Cobalt though.

Cassileigh16s avatar Cassileigh16 Yeah You Are +84Reply

I'M USING THIS LINE.
AND THE OKLAHOMA ONE TOO.

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +54Reply

Okay, I love you. :) YAY FOR NERDY SCIENCE

SourceofSmiles avatar SourceofSmile Yeah You Are +51Reply

Ok who voted no way!

NinjaDinos avatar NinjaDino Yeah You Are +48Reply
@NinjaDino Ok who voted no way!

Someone who doesnt understand chemistry maybe?

Lindss avatar Linds Yeah You Are +91Reply
@NinjaDino Ok who voted no way!

Why don't you take a look for yourself? It's right under the post... where it says, "Who agreed/disagreed"

I get confused when people say 'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF' when they're angry because I don't understand what large amounts of Fluorine have to do with rage.

Zeerusts avatar Zeerust Yeah You Are +47Reply

Santa Says:
Holmium Holmium Holmium!!

clarebears avatar clarebear Yeah You Are +46Reply

OH! I Cu!

Anonymous +38Reply
@OH! I Cu!

Stroke of brilliance.

Anonymous +17Reply
@Stroke of brilliance.

lol, "stroke" ;)

Anonymous +22Reply

Ar, I'm a pirate!!

Anonymous +35Reply

This post is so awesome! I love it!!

Ha. These comments are sodium funny.

Anonymous +29Reply

Then Holmium, Argon, Yttrium, Monosulfur, Uranium, Phosphorus, Erbium, Lanthanum, Tellurium, Chromium, Iodine, Disulfur, Titanium and Arsenic came in and said:

"(Ho) (Ho) (Ho) ! m(Ar)(Y.) (S)u smilie(P)(Er) (La)(Te) (Cr)(I)(S)(Ti)m(As)!!"

Then lonely Nobelium sat in the corner.
"(No.) one cares about Christmas."

Iodine ran to him and proclaimed.
"(I) do!!"

Helium came by and started to giggle at Iodine's enthusiasm and make fun.
"(He) (He), Oh Iodine, everyone knows the only thing you're good for is helping Thyroid conditions."

Then came Curium and Berklium to stand up for poor Iodine.
"Nice (Cm) (Bk)." They said.

And they all left Nobelium and Helium to sit in the non-spirit of late Christmas.

Flourine, Iodine, Nitrogen: "(F)(I)(N.)."

SourceofSmiles avatar SourceofSmile Yeah You Are +27Reply

This post made me actually lol :D

SpearmintMilks avatar SpearmintMilk Yeah You Are +24Reply
@Im_so_bored_so_bye or legally off Lamborghinis

You better watch out before I use some "Lewd Offensive Language".

SpearmintMilks avatar SpearmintMilk Yeah You Are +91Reply
@Im_so_bored_so_bye or, the stupidest one... "Laugh out Loud" wtf

come on man, now you're just making these up!

LovelyGreens avatar LovelyGreen Yeah You Are +129Reply
@Im_so_bored_so_bye or, the stupidest one... "Laugh out Loud" wtf

What person in their right mind would use that acronym?

SpearmintMilks avatar SpearmintMilk Yeah You Are +64Reply
Kk15s avatar Kk15 Yeah You Are +62Reply
@SpearmintMilk This post made me actually lol :D

This post made you little old lady?

I hate when I text someone thanking them and they reply Np. I just thanked you, don't ignore it because you want to share your interest in Neptunium.

stoneonthewaters avatar stoneonthewater Yeah You Are +24Reply

Hehe...nerd humor B-)

Haha you're funny.

Anonymous +22Reply

best. comment. section. ever.

pokerface111s avatar pokerface111 Yeah You Are +18Reply
@pokerface111 best. comment. section. ever.

Please. Don't. Talk. Like. People. On. MLIA.

toastedbreads avatar toastedbread Yeah You Are +37Reply
@toastedbread Please. Don't. Talk. Like. People. On. MLIA.

i didn't mean to...what. if. i. was. talking. like. a. robot.

pokerface111s avatar pokerface111 Yeah You Are +16Reply
@pokerface111 i didn't mean to...what. if. i. was. talking. like. a. robot.

Yeah but MLIA was the first thing that popped into my head

toastedbreads avatar toastedbread Yeah You Are +5Reply
@toastedbread Yeah but MLIA was the first thing that popped into my head

sorry if robots and MLIA have minor similiarities.

pokerface111s avatar pokerface111 Yeah You Are +21Reply

Gallium and Yttrium are GaY

Muscle_Hamsters avatar Muscle_Hamster Yeah You Are +15Reply
@Muscle_Hamster Gallium and Yttrium are GaY

Homophobic people for the lose.

Anonymous +31Reply
@Homophobic people for the lose.

Grammatically correct for the loss*

@Homophobic people for the lose.

How is he homophobic, it was a good joke you know Gallium = G Ytrrium = Y so they are GaY. Lol i thought it was hilarious

@Necrophilliac How is he homophobic, it was a good joke you know Gallium = G Ytrrium = Y so they are GaY. Lol i thought it was...

Gallium is Ga. I think you meant that, but I'mma be a bitch and correct you anyways :3 Great joke, I loved it.
Also I heard that bismuth is Bi...!

Anonymous +4Reply

Potassium walked into a bar and Gold yelled, "Au! Get outta here!" So Potassium said, "K."

Thanks for making us Texans look like even bigger idiots, like George Bush didn't do that enough already.

EstoniaObsesseds avatar EstoniaObsessed Yeah You Are +14Reply

You know what? You are wrong. I am in the mood to talk about Potassium.

awesomeguys avatar awesomeguy Yeah You Are +12Reply

All these people are so jealous that I'm a dork, but all I can tell them is to Be NErDy

Anonymous +11Reply

so the follow up says check out the comments bro, does it say that for everyones username...or just mine since that's what's written..?

It's a good thing this was already a POTD or we might not have liked it

deoxyAmirate

This is has already been a POTD?

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +7Reply
@KirstenAnn This is has already been a POTD?

I've never gotten POTD before this, so I don't think so.

AdonisBatheuss avatar AdonisBatheus Yeah You Are +1Reply
@KirstenAnn Well 171 comments sounds like a POTD.

That's because this was a very popular post back in the day.
I don't even know why.

AdonisBatheuss avatar AdonisBatheus Yeah You Are +1Reply

I especially hate it when someone responds with "hehehehehehe" because I am NEVER in the mood to talk about helium! especially in such large amounts!!

Anonymous +6Reply

My life is now complete. Thank you!

Anonymous +2Reply

Ok, people need to stop commenting on this post! I'm tired of getting so many notifications!

Dude, we don't need to hear about your llama meeting an owl >> now's not the time

There was a post similar to this on MLIN, but I don't know how long ago. I laughed at it both times...

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@942958

Yttrium Einsteinium

Zeerusts avatar Zeerust Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Zeerust Yttrium Einsteinium

Oxygen Hydrogen, Oxygen Potassium.

stoneonthewaters avatar stoneonthewater Yeah You Are +4Reply

Na.

Inmate_24601s avatar Inmate_24601 Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Brettward95 Wait what

Potassium's chemical symbol is K.

@MartellusBoss Potassium's chemical symbol is K.

This I know. I'm expressing confusion at this being POTD again

Actually, I do really like talking about potassium. It burns very nicely with a brilliant lilac flame, and creates a number of different useful compounds.

I hate when people do that. That shit is for people who are too lazy to say anything worthwhile. -_-

my friend used to actually start talking about potassium when i texted "k"

TheCommunistCats avatar TheCommunistCat Yeah You Are -1Reply

ackward llama-love it! u must b a pretty epic person!!!

Anonymous -2Reply

My life is now complete. Thank you!

Anonymous -4Reply

How about K as in Kobayashi, K as in the one in K.O. Knock? Or K as in Special K cereal? Maybe he/she meant K as in Kill.

Anonymous -6Reply

I'm from texas and I am ashamed to even acknowlege that Bush came from here. It's always the big cities that give us the bad reps! Mansfield is small but NORMAL! Please don't think bad of us because of some idiots! coughAmish_Allosauruscough
p.s. I am Miss_Potter on here just too lazy to sign in!

Anonymous -7Reply
@I'm from texas and I am ashamed to even acknowlege that Bush came from here. It's always the big cities that give...

I didn't think Amish_Allosaurus was an idiot. Just someone who got defensive after everyone yelled at him/her. Then again, I'm just now commenting around here, so maybe they've down stupid stuff I don't know.

Anonymous -4Reply

im 12 and wut is this

Tuckers avatar Tucker Yeah You Are -58Reply
@Tucker im 12 and wut is this

I hate that meme unless it's about porn or some other sexuel related topic

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +39Reply
@Tucker im 12 and wut is this

This is Sparta! What else could it be!

Kates avatar Kate Yeah You Are +30Reply
@Tucker im 12 and wut is this

I understood stuff like this when I was 12... I'm a huge nerd though...

SpelingChampiens avatar SpelingChampien Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Tucker im 12 and wut is this

Are you sure Mommy and Daddy approved of this site, then?

i hate when people text me "hey wat up" 'cause i'm rarely in the mood to talk about llamas, i mean.

Anonymous -83Reply

Technically it wouldn't be potassium unless the k was capitalized "K".

P.S. Stolen from artoftrolling.com.

@Amish_Allosaurus Technically it wouldn't be potassium unless the k was capitalized "K". P.S. Stolen from artoftrolling.com.

Or, you know, I looked at the periodic table and saw K and I was like, "... WAIT A MINUTE..."

AdonisBatheuss avatar AdonisBatheus Yeah You Are +113Reply
@Amish_Allosaurus Technically it wouldn't be potassium unless the k was capitalized "K". P.S. Stolen from artoftrolling.com.

No one loves you. I bet you're from Minnesota, and that's why no one loves you. Maybe you're a Twilight fan and THAT'S why nobody loves you. I don't know, it's a messed up world......but it's OUR messed up world.

Anonymous +43Reply
@Amish_Allosaurus Lol, what makes you think I give a hill of beans what you think about me?

Where does one get a "Hill of Beans"? And do they come in designer colors?

Anonymous +30Reply
@Amish_Allosaurus Buyahillofbeans.con

Really? The "Generic Web Site" tactic? For someone from grand ole Texas, you sure failed on the creative response.

Anonymous +12Reply
@Amish_Allosaurus The Hill of Beans Store in downtown Houston. How's that?

Lmao. Even for a person who goes on artoftrolling.com you are a terrible troll! All I heard was you bitching about grammar and your boner for Texas. Well, what are you going to tell me when I actually use proper English? You will probably say nothing and go hide in that dark cave you live in, A.K.A your parents basement.

@Amish_Allosaurus A. We don't have basements in Texas. B. I'm not a troll.

Lol... A. you can have basements anywhere you want. B. You are the only "No way" comment on this page, when really, there isn't a way to "No" this post

@Necrophilliac Lol... A. you can have basements anywhere you want. B. You are the only "No way" comment on this page, when really...

A. I didn't say we couldn't, I just said we don't. Hardly anybody in Texas (my area at least) has basements. I've never been in one.

B. Point? Just because I go against popular opinion doesn't mean I'm a troll.

@Amish_Allosaurus A. I didn't say we couldn't, I just said we don't. Hardly anybody in Texas (my area at least) has basements...

What opinion can you have about this post? "WHAT?? HOW COULD ANYBODY NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT POTASSIUM?? THIS IS BULLSHIT A 'NO WAY' TO THIS CRAP"

@Necrophilliac Okay, so what is your opinion about this post?

It was dumb. And it said "k" (lowercase) not "K" (uppercase). A lowercase "k" doesn't mean potassium.

@Amish_Allosaurus It was dumb. And it said "k" (lowercase) not "K" (uppercase). A lowercase "k" doesn't mean potassium.

Like your posts are any better, yeah all 527 of them XD. Jeez go outside every once in awhile

@Amish_Allosaurus Did I ever say my posts were better?

No actually. But on a final note, on that day you hit maturity, you're going to laugh at how stupid and ignorant all your old comments were. That's what i did when I turned 15

@Necrophilliac Lol... A. you can have basements anywhere you want. B. You are the only "No way" comment on this page, when really...

You can't have basements in New Orleans because it's below sea level and if you do, you'd have a very, very wet basement . OWNED .

I just thought I'd point it out (:

@Amish_Allosaurus Lol, what makes you think I give a hill of beans what you think about me?

Hill of beans? really? I've noticed that basically all of your comments are talking about how you don't care what people think of you. I think you've made yourself clear.

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Anonymous +40Reply
@gawd thats even worse!

Texas is the freaking best state ever! Also, *that's

@Amish_Allosaurus Texas is the freaking best state ever! Also, *that's

ie c grammor natzi. < how does that make you feel? yes texas is great. that must be why george bush is from there...

Anonymous +36Reply
@Amish_Allosaurus My IQ dropped 3 points after reading that. Please use better grammar.

kno ie wil nvr uz bettir grammerz. ie lyk too tlk dis wey.

i know that gets on your nerves, hence why i keep typing like that.

Anonymous +39Reply
@Amish_Allosaurus Lol, you have sucky grammar even when you aren't doing it on purpose.

oh i didnt capitalise a few letters, is that the huge problem? i bet youre loving the fact that i didnt even use apostrophes and that i havent even capitalised ONE letter. whoops, i see i just did, but only to emphasise my point.

Anonymous +27Reply
@Amish_Allosaurus I'm going to ignore you now.

because replying is the best way to ignore someone :)

Anonymous +40Reply
@Amish_Allosaurus I'm going to ignore you now.

So this is why amiriters think Texans are so dumb... Thanks a lot.

CarmelFuzzys avatar CarmelFuzzy Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Amish_Allosaurus I'm going to ignore you now.

Why would reading improper grammar LOWER your IQ? Wouldn't it raise, from using the brainpower to correct it?

Anonymous +11Reply
@Amish_Allosaurus lol, I'm from Texas.

no dip sherlock. of course your from texas. why would your pic be the texas flag??

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