A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. Teacher: What is this? Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass. Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass? Kid: The cow ate all of it. ...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow? Kid: It left because there was...

So... it's not actually a picture of a cow eating grass at all? It's the remnant of the scene.

I heard this on Animaniacs. I love this joke!

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It's probably older than Facebook...

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there's no semicolons. just full colons

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Woah I forgot about that comment. It's been a while. It doesnt make sense that someone voted that down.

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yeah. i meant it as a joke. lol I'm not a grammar nazi

That's actually a french joke with a kid name Toto :) It's pretty funny finding it here!

Anonymous -1Reply

This actaully made me lol

WetSeal Yeah You Are -1Reply

I remember this from Animaniacs, but I used it on someone and they chortled

Anonymous -1Reply

it is a little bit old

I remember watching an episode like this on crazy quilt when I was little ! :D