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A kid gave his teacher
a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating
grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper)
Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
...Teacher: (looked at the paper
again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no
more grass. amirite?

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So... it's not actually a picture of a cow eating grass at all? It's the remnant of the scene.

shorkians avatar shorkian No Way +14Reply

I heard this on Animaniacs. I love this joke!

InsanePPGs avatar InsanePPG Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@861123

It's probably older than Facebook...

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@905245

there's no semicolons. just full colons

Juliafaces avatar Juliaface Yeah You Are +3Reply
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Woah I forgot about that comment. It's been a while. It doesnt make sense that someone voted that down.

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@1641346

yeah. i meant it as a joke. lol I'm not a grammar nazi

Juliafaces avatar Juliaface Yeah You Are 0Reply

That's actually a french joke with a kid name Toto :) It's pretty funny finding it here!

Anonymous -1Reply

This actaully made me lol

WetSeals avatar WetSeal Yeah You Are -1Reply

I remember this from Animaniacs, but I used it on someone and they chortled

Anonymous -1Reply

it is a little bit old

I remember watching an episode like this on crazy quilt when I was little ! :D

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