+6,609 Toddlers are like drunk people. They are always falling over, they mumble complete nonsense, food never makes it all the way into their mouth, they get very loud when they dont get their way and they pee/poop themselves without any guilt. amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

it should be the other way round =P that drunks are like toddlers

by Anonymous 15 years ago

That's exactly what i was about to post :P

by Anonymous 15 years ago

yeah, i was gonna say that too.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

woah me 3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no way, me too!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

omg no wai me tooo

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMG. LIKE NO WAY. ME TOO. haha we're all anonymous LOL

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As far as i know, you could be the same person commenting again and again. . .

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't I know it?!?!?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahah thats funny! agreed :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Johnny Depp said that in an interview.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Johnny Depp said that in an interview.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ohh really? well great minds think alike ;)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

hahaha thats funny and very clever i never thought of it like that before :D

by Anonymous 15 years ago

and that's why I prefer being drunk than sober. life was so much better then...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Life was so much better when you shit right in your pants and had to sit in it all day, cried alot because you never really got what you wanted, and you get hurt like every 10 seconds..? I'm assuming you were trying to get a laugh, but if you are being serious.. then your life right now must Suck.. Plus for all the reasons the OP mentioned.. you being drunk doesn't help you, to everyone else you look like a dumb toddler who is drooling on his shirt and cant successfully get the peanuts in your mouth.. Real attractive..

by Anonymous 15 years ago

i get what he means about life being better. i mean i would rather be this age than a toddler but at least life was simpler, you know?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a famous comedian did a bit on high people being just like toddlers a few years ago and it plays on comedy central all the time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah I think it was Nick Swardson. Nevertheless this is NOT an original idea.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was about to say Nick Swardson did this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha oh boo hoo half the posts aren't. Ya'll are just mad you didn't put it first

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't care if it was an original idea or not, but the fact that up there, the OP was saying she/he thought of it themselves, is kind of annoying.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yea that was annoying

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really did come to this conclusion on my own but I never said that I was the first person in the entire world to think of this idea. Its honestly just a website...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is in How i Met Your Mother.. great episode that one was.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow, the comments on this site are actually about the post. Not on MLIA...........And, it's always the same like 10 users, it's so dumb.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha. yeah you're right!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

didnt dylan moran say something like that

by Anonymous 14 years ago

alright, we get it! the OP isn't the very first person to think of this, get over it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Goodness people. Can't we just get over it? It's clever. No one else posted it. And now it's on the best list. ...that's all. I think it's really immature of you to bash on the person when you have no control over them or the post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

by Anonymous 14 years ago