+406 Sadly, your phone is closer to you than most people. It hears your conversations, your tears, and your laughs. It sleeps in your room each night, and is always touching your hip. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my phone has been hiding in my room for a week, hopefully people don't do that. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine is constantly touching my butt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not that attached to my phone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago