+595 It's awkward when you go downstairs on Christmas Eve and catch your mom making out with Santa Clause. It's even worse when you tell your dad and Santa books it and accidentally runs over your grandmother. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, if Grandma had'nt been drinking so much eggnog before, then maybe she could have Decked the Halls out of the way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or at least heard the Jingle Bells coming.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, she was too busy having fun Walking in a Winter Wonderland to notice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what the actual fuck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am soooo sorry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's even worse when you were getting nothing for Christmas anyway 'cause you ain't been nothing but bad and somebody snitched on you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago