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To make a person happy, drop a dollar on the ground for someone to find. To make ten people happy, drop a ten dollars on the ground in various places. To make a million people happy, push Sarah Palin out a plane, amirite?

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I dont care if its old. find this post absolutely hilarious.

deeviants avatar deeviant Yeah You Are +7Reply

Old joke, please make up something new and funny instead of using lame jokes with different people in it instead.

Phils avatar Phil No Way +6Reply
@Phil Old joke, please make up something new and funny instead of using lame jokes with different people in it instead.

And OP didn't even tell the joke correctly. To make one person happy you drop a $10, to make 10 people happy you drop 10 $1s etc.

Marys avatar Mary Yeah You Are +6Reply

I've heard this joke so many times, all with different politicians :/

Pushing Palin out of a plane would make 150 million people want to kill you and 150 million people want to make you the next president.

Anonymous +4Reply

She is very offended, and demands that you refudiate your claims.

yawn How are all of these lame posts finding their way onto the home page?

Anonymous -3Reply

hahahaha. <3

actbadlookgoods avatar actbadlookgood Yeah You Are -3Reply

OP spelled "Obama" wrong

Anonymous -7Reply
@OP spelled "Obama" wrong

Ahh I see what you did there, you clever dog!

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