+214 You're home alone, therefore the microwave, stove, or oven will explode if you touch it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder what kind of psycho world you guys are living in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Come away from the fridge. If it falls, it'll crush you flat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"therefore" was unnecessary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are stove and oven not the same thing? they are where i come from

by Anonymous 13 years ago