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AIDS patients: Don't fuck with them, amirite?

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-Are you sure we shouldn't fuck with them?
-I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive.

@dzukac -Are you sure we shouldn't fuck with them? -I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive.

Way to set yourself up for that. That's as bad as saying, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, HAHAHAH, HAHA, HAHAH" (for best results, read with an annoying Dane Cook voice and laugh) after something you yourself just said.

Seriously, why was she so pissed off? When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV.

SchrodingersCats avatar SchrodingersCat Yeah You Are +35Reply

I feel horrible for laughing

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +30Reply
@Lkun I feel horrible for laughing

I feel horrible for replying to this just so I can get to the top of the page...

@ryry67dude I feel horrible for replying to this just so I can get to the top of the page...

I'm being used! Awesome...

Actually, now, I just feel like a slut. :(

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Lkun I'm being used! Awesome... Actually, now, I just feel like a slut. :(

Nothing wrong with being known as "The AIDS post slut" is there? Oh wait, there is.

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Lkun Why you judgin' me? You don't know me! stands up YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

You are right. I don't know you. I am sorry. I just strike up a conversation when anyone feels even the slightest bit slutty. I shall retire now to my shame.

@Lkun I'm being used! Awesome... Actually, now, I just feel like a slut. :(

Don't worry. You're in company with a good 90% of the girls in my high school.

FreeMustacheRidess avatar FreeMustacheRides Yeah You Are +10Reply

Unless you're feeling suicidal.

I heard they're good at karate, you know.

And also, don't have phone sex with them. You might get hearing aids.

I'm going to hell for laughing/YYAing.

CrazyKKs avatar CrazyKK Yeah You Are +13Reply
@CrazyKK I'm going to hell for laughing/YYAing.

No. You're going to hell for killing that midget in the mountains last night. Ya, I saw

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@1089764

With a combination of brain-washing and oral?

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@1089773

I thought so, it is a trusted method when wanting multiple POTDS, its just a shame i don't know how to do any of them things.

Ill fuck with who i want, when i want, and how i want!!!!

Anonymous +10Reply

Ugh, why do you guys have to be so HIV Negative all the time!?

Well Duh

@Bruce Well Duh

We all know what you did there, posting before polarthebear even though you have nothing to say!

@duckshirt We all know what you did there, posting before polarthebear even though you have nothing to say!

Haha, you must have seen my posts before with Polarthebear. You bet I beat him!

inb4 Not too many fucking comments for a fucking POTD.

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@1091595

thank you :)

_____________s avatar _____________ Yeah You Are 0Reply

I feel like an idiot, i read all those comments and when i get to the bottom i wuz like why did I even read all that? lol the answer? idk

Are you positive?

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@1090039

Pear or Ovary?

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +23Reply
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@1090053

Your comments confuse me.

@1090053

Do people get you mixed up with the refreshing orange drink Fanta?

SpearmintMilks avatar SpearmintMilk Yeah You Are +9Reply

Well if you do, remember to have protection x]

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@1089714

Only if it breaks.

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@Only if it breaks.

you're gonna take that risk of AIDS for that?

@duckshirt you're gonna take that risk of AIDS for that?

I'm not. But people who want to do it with someone with aids can.

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@1089735

HIV is spread through bodily fluids, not skin contact.

@1089735

You stupid bitch. You can't transmit AIDS by skin contact.

afternooners avatar afternooner Yeah You Are +9Reply
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@1090060

Yeah! I'm gonna go along with everyone else to get my comment voted up!

Retard! Something about not getting AIDS from skin contact! Stupid!

@1089735

Wtf? So I can get aids from shaking hands with an aids patient? Wtf kinda logic is that

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +5Reply
@1089735

So then don't make skin contact... Hence the condom. O.O

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@1089744

Introducing... Full Body Condoms!

SEXY_BEASTs avatar SEXY_BEAST Yeah You Are +84Reply
@1089744

Isn't HIV transmitted through semen/vaginal fluids and blood? I guess don't have sex with an HIV patient with open sores.

@1089744

Well no shit. It covers the part that matters.

Anonymous +7Reply
@Only if it breaks.

Umm the virus is smaller(0.1 micron) then a condom(.5)(latex)

Grats YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEm!

Tiras avatar Tira Yeah You Are -5Reply
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