_____________ Jokes & Humour
The voters have decided that _____________ is right! Vote on the post to say if you agree or disagree.
Also by _____________-2For all you Spanish speakers. Sin is leaving out the "s" in fish. Pescado -> Pesado, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+1082 men getting married...
<You may now kiss the bride.
<<WTF did you just call us?
Also by _____________+296The guys on Chatroulette are just dicks, amirite?
Also by _____________+4Only the educated are feared, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+102It's hard not wonder what is so funny when someone you see someone laughing, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+56Santa's clothing must feel terribly uncomfortable while delivering presents in the Southern Hemisphere, amirite?
-Are you sure we shouldn't fuck with them?
-I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive.
Way to set yourself up for that. That's as bad as saying, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, HAHAHAH, HAHA, HAHAH" (for best results, read with an annoying Dane Cook voice and laugh) after something you yourself just said.
Teach me to be as cool as you.
I'm sorry, coolness isn't something you achieve, but something you're born with
Seriously, why was she so pissed off? When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV.
I feel horrible for laughing
I feel horrible for replying to this just so I can get to the top of the page...
I'm being used! Awesome...
Actually, now, I just feel like a slut. :(
Nothing wrong with being known as "The AIDS post slut" is there? Oh wait, there is.
Why you judgin' me? You don't know me! stands up YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
You are right. I don't know you. I am sorry. I just strike up a conversation when anyone feels even the slightest bit slutty. I shall retire now to my shame.
That's right, Bitch! Rips off white-girl weave
Don't worry. You're in company with a good 90% of the girls in my high school.
Unless you're feeling suicidal.
I heard they're good at karate, you know.
And also, don't have phone sex with them. You might get hearing aids.
I'm going to hell for laughing/YYAing.
No. You're going to hell for killing that midget in the mountains last night. Ya, I saw
Ohhh you suck
With a combination of brain-washing and oral?
I thought so, it is a trusted method when wanting multiple POTDS, its just a shame i don't know how to do any of them things.
Ill fuck with who i want, when i want, and how i want!!!!
Ugh, why do you guys have to be so HIV Negative all the time!?
We all know what you did there, posting before polarthebear even though you have nothing to say!
Haha, you must have seen my posts before with Polarthebear. You bet I beat him!
inb4 Not too many fucking comments for a fucking POTD.
Well now that you mention it...
thank you :)
I feel like an idiot, i read all those comments and when i get to the bottom i wuz like why did I even read all that? lol the answer? idk
Are you positive?
Pear or Ovary?
Your comments confuse me.
Do people get you mixed up with the refreshing orange drink Fanta?
Well if you do, remember to have protection x]
Only if it breaks.
you're gonna take that risk of AIDS for that?
I'm not. But people who want to do it with someone with aids can.
HIV is spread through bodily fluids, not skin contact.
You stupid bitch. You can't transmit AIDS by skin contact.
Yeah! I'm gonna go along with everyone else to get my comment voted up!
Retard! Something about not getting AIDS from skin contact! Stupid!
Wtf? So I can get aids from shaking hands with an aids patient? Wtf kinda logic is that
So then don't make skin contact... Hence the condom. O.O
Introducing... Full Body Condoms!
Isn't HIV transmitted through semen/vaginal fluids and blood? I guess don't have sex with an HIV patient with open sores.
Well no shit. It covers the part that matters.
Umm the virus is smaller(0.1 micron) then a condom(.5)(latex)