+214 You shouldn't call yourself a coffee drinker if half the cup is sugar, syrup, and milk, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's like calling yourself a wine lover when all you drink is sangria. I once wrote a 5 pages paper about why coffee shouldn't be contaminated with milk and/or sugar; conclusion: Latte is for sissies!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or if you drink cappuccino. Or frappuccino. Or hot chocolate for that matter.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha I don't think people that drink hot chocolate call themselves coffee drinkers

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But that's the only way I drink it anyway. . . hehe(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I tried coffee once and the only way I liked it was with all that stuff in it, so I just stopped drinking it altogether.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So what do you suppose they should say instead.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): A crap drinker.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But its still coffee. You couldn't get the same taste if there was no coffee in it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago