You shouldn't call yourself a coffee drinker if half the cup is sugar, syrup, and milk, amirite?

I tried coffee once and the only way I liked it was with all that stuff in it, so I just stopped drinking it altogether.

So what do you suppose they should say instead.

That's like calling yourself a wine lover when all you drink is sangria.
I once wrote a 5 pages paper about why coffee shouldn't be contaminated with milk and/or sugar; conclusion: Latte is for sissies!

Or if you drink cappuccino. Or frappuccino. Or hot chocolate for that matter.

But that's the only way I drink it anyway. . . hehe(:

But its still coffee. You couldn't get the same taste if there was no coffee in it.