If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? amirite?

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A better question would be, "What is the air-speed of an unladen European swallow?"

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An even better question would be, who's sense of humor did you inherit, because I can't picture mom or dad saying this.

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