If your mom says, "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" Say "all my friends would be dead, so I wouldn't have much left to live for", amirite?

I'll make new friends fuck them if they were all stupid enough to all jump off a cliff then they wouldn't be my friends.

When would every one of your friends decide to jump off a cliff on the same day anyway??????

Yes cause my friends would pad my fall...

That's dumb because you still have your family.

That's what I've always said. Which is why I think the saying is pretty stupid.