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Men who urinate on toilet seats should have a centimeter chopped off their penis each time they commit said offence. That way they'll either learn from their mistake or eventually, they will have to sit down to pee. amirite?

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Really? That's a little drastic don't you think?

What the fuck?

trying to get us to not accidentally pee on the toilet seat is like asking a girl to not have her period

DO YOU RETARDS ACTUALLY WALK ASS FIRST INTO THE BATHROOM OR SOMETHING OR DO YOU LIKE SEEING THE PISS ON THE SEAT AND THEN PURPOSELY SITTING ON IT TO JUST BITCH ABOUT IT. LET ME SLICE A PIECE OF YOUR TITS OFF EVERYTIME YOU BITCH ABOUT IT

Anonymous +6Reply

It isn't too much to ask to wipe the dribble, you'll burn less calories than you would lifting the lid...

akgkjabrhkawr. I hate that so much. >.<
Would it kill you to clean up after yourself?

Anonymous +3Reply

We only pee on the seat to get back at women for being so bitchy during their period.

Clay_s avatar Clay_ No Way +3Reply

Or you can just clean it the fuck up before you sit down

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

Shouldn't the toilet seat be UP when they pee?

Just wipe it off or squat over the seat if it bothers you so damn much.

Anonymous +2Reply
@Just wipe it off or squat over the seat if it bothers you so damn much.

Is it that hard to aim correctly and wait until you're actually done?

@Tater Is it that hard to aim correctly and wait until you're actually done?

well.. yeah actually. when our stream starts to die down its pretty hard not to get anything on the toilet seat. but yeah.. clean it up.

This is terrible. Sometimes there is just a random drop that sprays onto the toilet seat. Can you imagine... it just makes you... oh my god, the pain!!!

Anonymous +2Reply

OH HEEEELLLL NO!

Anonymous +2Reply

Ow...

That's extremely harsh. WTF is wrong with you people?

they would probably die before they could sit down.

Anonymous +1Reply

No, just no. That's incredibly harsh.

we should burn the clits off women every time they dont shut the fuck up

Dude, ow? That's fucking ridiculous...

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