Narwhals would beat a polar bear in a fight. amirite?

I object! Bears p0wn sea-unicorns.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Depends on the location of the fight. Narwhals would have a big disadvantage if the fight was on land. However, if it was in the water, it would be a little more difficult for the polar bear.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pretty big and pretty white. They'd beat a polar bear in a fight. Like an underwater unicorn, they have a kickass facial horn..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

I. Love. That. Song. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't forget about them saving you from Cthulu.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

they also invented shish kebab.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They also cause a commotion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CUZ THEY ARE SO AWESOME :'D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NARWHALS, NARWHALS ,SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WIDE, THEY BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN, THEY HAVE A KICK-ASS FACIAL HORN THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA, THEY STOP CTHULU EATING YE! NARHWALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS, NARHWALS (JUST DON'T LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BALLS) NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS, NARWHALS, INVENTOR OF THE SHISH KEBAB!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMAO lovee that vidd!! epic win!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Narwhals would pown the polar bear in a second. NARWHALS R BEASTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holy crap, I was just having this debate with a kid on my bus. I tried to tell him that narwhals were WAY bigger but he wouldn't listen...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Polar bears can swim at 20 mph Narwhals can swim at 125 mph, polar bears are 11 ft tall narwhals are 16 ft long w/o horn, Polar bears weigh 1400 lb narwhals weigh 3,500 lbs, polar bears have 3 in claws and it's teeth narwhals have a 9 ft tusk... I'd say narwhal takes it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do you get the joke?

by Anonymous 12 years ago