+294 If one must be dead to be a saint, how did our beloved jolly old St. Nicholas achieve his title? amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

zombie. duh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Santa is Jesus's fat brother.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because he's dead.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wha...what?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you dont have to be dead to be a saint

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Saints don't exist, except the New Orleans kind.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DUDE SANTAS NOT REAL ROFL

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lolol u win

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ruhtard

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Back in those days, you didn't have to be dead to be a saint. Either that or he was a jolly man, who then died and was made a saint. The song just confuses people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You don't have to be dead to be a saint. Santa Claus is an imaginary fat man who gives toys away on te Christmas. Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of thieves. Santa Claus (nonexistent) and Saint Nicholas (real person who has long since been dead) are not the same person.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I always thought St. was short for Santa.

by Anonymous 14 years ago