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The real reason many gay men choose to stay in the closet so long is because they have to find the perfect outfit to come out in, amirite?

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OMG that is so offensive! It only takes me a minute to come out looking fabulous!

JennaGees avatar JennaGee Yeah You Are +91Reply
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@1096232

I'd go clean up if I was you

WolfeDeWarys avatar WolfeDeWary Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Simon It only takes him 5 seconds.

i love when he first pops out from behind the door.

and I love how he starts talking about the stalkers... oh, great memories of those days!

Your_Stalkers avatar Your_Stalker Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@1096150

What if it were polyester? Polyester is so... sooooo TACKAY!!!!

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +2Reply
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@1096210

I remember I was watching project runway and they were designing outfits for female wrestlers and some girl said that she could have bought her outfit at "Stripper Warehouse."

Apparently, there are stores for strippers. wary smilie

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +12Reply
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@1096267

Strippers live in warehouses?

Whutsurnayms avatar Whutsurnaym Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Whutsurnaym Strippers live in warehouses?

The economy isn't the way it used to be, is it?

I still haven't found the perfect outfit yet. :c

matt1337cs avatar matt1337c Yeah You Are +28Reply

This isn't only funny, but the metaphor also fits! You have to wait for the right time.

Anonymous +23Reply

That makes me think of this: Image in content

:o
i yya'd this post but don't remember doing it.

Meerkats avatar Meerkat Yeah You Are +11Reply

Maybe someone should design a walk-out closet.

BiteMes avatar BiteMe Yeah You Are +11Reply

I didn't realize that it had hit midnight, and I thought there were two POTD in one day.

Lol I came out to my friends in a t-shirt and basketball shorts.

As I recall, my outfit was pajama pants and an undershirt hmm smilie

Totobeans avatar Totobean Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Totobean As I recall, my outfit was pajama pants and an undershirt

Did every gay person have a coming out thing to parents/other family/friends? All of mine just kinda figured it out :/

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Simon Did every gay person have a coming out thing to parents/other family/friends? All of mine just kinda figured it out :/

I don't know since really no gay guys live in my area. No one I knew expected my coming out though. I just "never acted gay" apparently. I'm sure some of them still won't believe it until I bring a guy home.

Totobeans avatar Totobean Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Totobean I don't know since really no gay guys live in my area. No one I knew expected my coming out though. I just "never...

Just every gay youth group, or club/pub, or website has coming out stories, and I don't have one.

Forever alone

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +3Reply

I came out to my friends via relationship status on facebook. They thought it was a joke at first.

NO COMMENTS AND POTD.
There. No one say it now.

@WolfeDeWary NO COMMENTS AND POTD.

Time for me to get my silver bullet.

@Eminna Time for me to get my silver bullet.

I see no reason why you would shoot me, you have no reason to, and i have done nothing to encourage you to shoot me.

WolfeDeWarys avatar WolfeDeWary Yeah You Are -2Reply
@WolfeDeWary Dough?

No, doe. Doe a deer, a female deer...

ashbashcrasheds avatar ashbashcrashed Yeah You Are +8Reply
@WolfeDeWary No, just no.

I'm afraid that happened. And I don't even care.

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@1096459

heat beat the lakers last night so fuck you

@aaabbbcc heat beat the lakers last night so fuck you

shut up they were fuckin tied until the end of the fourth :/
daaaaaammit

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@1096222

since when does gay mean drag queen?

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@1097436

It's true!

Whutsurnayms avatar Whutsurnaym Yeah You Are 0Reply

i dont care what the crap ppl say or reply to this, but this fckin offends me and my friends (i showed them this post)

@Mykul191 i dont care what the crap ppl say or reply to this, but this fckin offends me and my friends (i showed them this post)

Then you and your friends need to lighten up. And while you're at it, you should learn to type properly.

Totobeans avatar Totobean Yeah You Are +3Reply

What does being gay have ANYTHING to do with how you dress or act??? (A reply to all those other comments)

i do not like this post at all....my brother just came out and he does not "act or look gay" who cares if he did?

Put yourself in their shoes people.... and quit being so ignorant.

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offensive? YES.

Mykul191s avatar Mykul191 No Way -13Reply
@Mykul191 offensive? YES.

INORITE? I come on a website clearly advertised as people stating opinions, but obviously I expected people to water down and censor their opinions, since the Internet as a whole should be a family-friendly place.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Simon INORITE? I come on a website clearly advertised as people stating opinions, but obviously I expected people to...

I found this very offensive tho. idk how it can be funny and reading through the comments, ppl are acting like gay people always act like girls

@Mykul191 I found this very offensive tho. idk how it can be funny and reading through the comments, ppl are acting like gay...

It does play on stereotypes - the flamboyant, fashion-loving gay man, and I suppose humour is always subjective, but I don't find it offensive, any more than the "Obama isn't gonna shoot people just because he's black" POTD a few days ago.

Yeah, it is a joke on the media stereotype, but I don't think it's a joke that's mocking gay people.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Mykul191 offensive? YES.

Giving a damn? No.

WolfeDeWarys avatar WolfeDeWary Yeah You Are +9Reply
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@1097780

well some of us arent lucky to be straight. there ar eno gay b*stards, have u noticed? but with straight ppl theres a ton more jerks. u cant accept the fact tht ppl are different. but id rather be gay then go to hell, like u. tell satan i said hi

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@1103951 (polarthebear): sure acting like it

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@1104002 (polarthebear): ur the retard here, as long as everybody else. for whatever reason this offends me (though i cant express why) it just does.

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@1104054

if im a dumbass then ur not a bitch. and that is a total lie

I homepaged this fifteen minutes ago! :D

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