+1,864 We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

here's a tic tac is one way

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whoever can swig the mouthwash in their mouth the longest wins!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Whoever can keep the toothbrush againt the inside of their mouth the longest wins round 2.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ROUND 2.... START! (in street fighter announcer voice)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Let's close our mouth and run really far away from each-other!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey i just bought some girl scout cookies, how about a thin mint?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OHMIGOD 5 gum came out with a new flavor! Wanna try?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Side note: for a gum vendor, 5 gum's commercials look really elaborate and expensive.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And the people in the commercials are having orgasms

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And acid trips...simultaneously.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha I like the first option in the post! :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Oh BABY!): me too! haha...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I KNOW WHY YOU'RE NOT GETTING GIRLS!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pretty sure some comedian said this. I'm not calling you out or anything, but finding out who said this is going to drive me crazy all day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Owen Benjamin

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lOL

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not sure how League of Legends has anything to do with this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Clearly he meant something like "Lemon or Lime," as in the flavor of the gum. Or maybe he was referring to "little old ladies," since they take their teeth out at night and thus briefly eliminate bad breath. He might even have meant "Listerine or loser," since anyone who has poor dental hygiene is most definitely not someone I want to be seen with.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He meant 'Lick (this mint) or leave'.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lozenge or leave?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

laugh out loud?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I bet you can't fit 20 mentos in your mouth!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thats a good one :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Except then you're down twenty mentos lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So you can do that, but I bet you can't drink this can of Diet Coke!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Hey buuuudddy, wanna play a game? 'Sure, what's it called?' "It's the 'see how long it takes you to finish 23 packets of mints' game. You go first!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey sinner, take this pill, it will get you high for the whole night! (it's actually an altoid, or as I call them, altitoids)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"You're not my friend, you never were, I fucking hate you, and your breath stinks."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's the nice way to put it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I usually just pull out some really good gum and pretend like I'm trying to eat it without them noticing. Reverse psychology kicks in and then they ask for a piece.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Let's play a game! Whoever rinses their mouth with two fluid ounces of Listerine first wins!" "You haven't picked your cup up yet." "That's because I'm... trying to give you a head start! Because your... birthday is today!" "My birthday was last week. And you didn't remember." "..."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Your breath smells like shit." Probably not the best thing to say.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Probably.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HEY GUYS let's get so drunk that we dont even notice!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh no, I dropped all my floss! I guess we have to use it now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Hey, who wants to play eat the mint?" "Right here" *Eats mint* "You win!" "Alright, what do I win?" "Another mint!" "Oh, I'm going for the high score!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Hey bro! I invented a new flavor of gum! I call it 'Brush Your Fucking Teeth'! Have a chew!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe you should stick to lip balm.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Brush your teeth! ...for charity x]"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ooh ooh! How about you unwrap a piece of gum, pretend you trip and shove it so far up their mouth, they won't even be able to thank you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

First POTD I've laughed at. Great post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know who ELSE's first POTD I've laughed at? My MOM's.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Muscle Man): Chauncy?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Rebecca?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Not Chauncy Pickles): No, just a random stalker.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't believe you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): YOU HAVE TO! I DON'T KNOW THIS REBECCA YOU SPEAK OF!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Another interesting conversion brought to you by the slightly senile Chauncy Pickles

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This really isn't Chauncy. or at least this half isn't. He isn't THAT crazy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Which half o.O?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The Rebecca Half. Reply to the other half. And voila! Chauncy!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1297315 (Thisreallyisnt): HOW DARE YOU BRING DISHONOR (pronounced dish on err) TO MY NAME!!! *white glove slap* I demand satisfaction! WE will have a battle of whites! We whip eggs at dawn! Be there, or be a poseur!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Muscle Man): wat

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"My dream is to become a dentist, may I practice my teeth cleaning skills on you??"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Umm... no it's not, you just told me last week that you'd never be a dentist, because you hate touching other people's teeth so much.... You said it was gross and that you'd rather tear out your own intestines and hang yourself from it"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Well your breath made me change my mind. ZING!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How's that nice?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"I don't know you. Make your own friends."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

we pow'ful need a nicer way t'tell varmints their breath stinks wifout hurtin' their feelin's. Its like 'Hey im bo'ed! Fry mah hide! Lets hoof it brush our teeth! Fry mah hide!" Or, "ah have t'make a phone call, hold this hyar gum in yer mouth.", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Do you come from the Futer?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What is this, the hill-billy-bob translation?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Here you want this, its a tooth brush, tooth paste, mouth wash, floss, and an instructional video on how to use them all. I had extra in my house that we need to get rid off, and you would really be doing me a favor...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Stole this from Owen Benjamins stand up on Comedy Central Presents...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No one cares.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

See thats the problem with this website. Nobody gives a fuck if something isnt original

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A lot of people haven't heard the 'unoriginal' posts though. Speaking of unoriginal, I LOVE your username.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

K

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Let's see who can finish this mint first without biting it!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*Gasp!* You dare argue with God? Oh, the shame!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sixty-ninth comment wins a freebie! Tell your friend their breath stinks, then show them the freebie and they won't be mad at you! YAY FREEBIES.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol I remember nigahiga did a video on people with bad breaths (when he was funny) here have a piece of gum!, ooh I also happen to have some mouth wash, here you can take it I have extra at home. oh what's this some shampoo? here....(something like that)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NIGAHIGA WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ehhh his humor is dry... He's just another annoying random icarly to me. I only watch him cause he does collabs with Kevjumba : D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oooooo what was it called, i didn't see that one!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Rant On Stink People. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW0rTmMtqOo

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Bubble-blowing contest! You first." On a side note, I keep reading this as "hold this gun in your mouth".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I might be bateing a dead horse, but thank you for posting this!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks for sharing. Always good to find a real epexrt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

God help me, I put aside a whole afternoon to fgirue this out.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago