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"guess what I do for adventure...I hang-glide on a dorito" . amirite?

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My biggest regret in life is that I will never own a dog.

Anonymous +25Reply

Anyone who NW's this needs to go watch "Marcel the Shell with Shoes On" on YouTube. Like, now.

Guess what I use as a pen. I use a... a pen, but it takes the whole family.

Baconnoisseurs avatar Baconnoisseur Yeah You Are +21Reply

Guess what I use as a bean bag chair
A raisin

genes avatar gene Yeah You Are +19Reply

"We don't fight unless we're provoked."

afternooners avatar afternooner Yeah You Are +17Reply

Not if zubat eats it first

My name is Marshell and uhhh ohh no that's not the first time I've done that...

Anonymous +15Reply

Some people say my head's too big for my body... and i say compared to WHAT?

I <3 Marcel!!

Anonymous +15Reply

"Guess what I wear as a hat? ...A lentil."

Want to watch me pick this crayon up! Uhh..ugh! I can't. I can't really pick anything up at all.

Embezzlements avatar Embezzlement Yeah You Are +14Reply

I'm afraid to drink soda because i'm afraid the bubbles will make me float up to the ceiling.

Loamelias avatar Loamelia Yeah You Are +12Reply

I'll eat the shit out of that dorito.

Lint is a shell's best friend.

Anonymous +8Reply

One time I looked at a diamond, and it gave me a sunburn.

Want to see me talk on the phone?

Hello, this is me. I... What? Oh, oh yes. Yes, it would be my pleasure!

waits for zubat

MARCEL THE SHELL! <33333 THAT WAS IN THE BLOG POST I'M IN!

UGH, WHY DID I MAKE THIS ANONYMOUS!?

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@Anonymously_Awesome Haha :)

you'll understand one day

Anonymous +1Reply

MARCEL THE SHELL!

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Was quite the advrnture, amirite?

oh marcel how you make me laugh :)

Anonymous 0Reply

One time I smelled the smell from a sneaker, and it knocked me right out.

My biggest regret in life is that I will never own a dog.

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@My biggest regret in life is that I will never own a dog.

....but sometimes I tie a hair to a piece of lint and drag it around.

...the fuck?

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