My biggest regret in life is that I will never own a dog.
Anyone who NW's this needs to go watch "Marcel the Shell with Shoes On" on YouTube. Like, now.
Guess what I use as a pen. I use a... a pen, but it takes the whole family.
Guess what I use as a bean bag chair
"We don't fight unless we're provoked."
Not if zubat eats it first
My name is Marshell and uhhh ohh no that's not the first time I've done that...
Some people say my head's too big for my body... and i say compared to WHAT?
I <3 Marcel!!
"Guess what I wear as a hat? ...A lentil."
Want to watch me pick this crayon up! Uhh..ugh! I can't. I can't really pick anything up at all.
I'm afraid to drink soda because i'm afraid the bubbles will make me float up to the ceiling.
I'll eat the shit out of that dorito.
Lint is a shell's best friend.
One time I looked at a diamond, and it gave me a sunburn.
Want to see me talk on the phone?
Hello, this is me. I... What? Oh, oh yes. Yes, it would be my pleasure!
I answer the phone like that now because of this video.
waits for zubat
MARCEL THE SHELL! <33333 THAT WAS IN THE BLOG POST I'M IN!
UGH, WHY DID I MAKE THIS ANONYMOUS!?
Are you serious? This is my post!
Shut up anon!
It's a joke...
I know! I was joking too haha :)
I'm not anon.....Although I was in this post.
You're all wrong, it's my post.
you'll understand one day
MARCEL THE SHELL!
Was quite the advrnture, amirite?
oh marcel how you make me laugh :)
One time I smelled the smell from a sneaker, and it knocked me right out.
....but sometimes I tie a hair to a piece of lint and drag it around.