+369 Cheesy ads on TV make you cringe, but if someone asked you to create one, it would probably turn out cheesy, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like the Floam commercial. "What's squishy, stretchy, and transforms almost anything? FLOAM! Floam is fun you can feel- roll it, mold it, or cover it! That's the way you Floam it. Look- now you can turn anything into a fabulous Floam creation. Transform this wooden fossil to a fierce, Floam T-rex, or change this plain dollhouse into a Floam mansion! Tiny Floam microbeads magically form together, and stick to almost any surface! Craft fancy Floam to wear, or build an erupting volcano of Floam, and when you're done, squish it back or let it harden and keep it forever! Floam your skateboard, your bike, anything you like! You get 3 different colors plus the model-making guide for 19.95, plus when you order from this TV, you get an extra tub of green free! And for even more Floam fun, we'll doublesize it all free with your paid order. Floam- it's fun you can feel! Here's how to get yours." - From memory.

by Anonymous 13 years ago