Or you could just start a religious/political debate, that would get more comments than spam would.
ATTENTION PLEASE. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD, YOU ARE A CLOSE MINDED RETARD. IF YOU ARE CONSERVATIVE, YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE MEANS. IF YOU DO BELIEVE IN GOD, YOU PAY NO ATTENTION TO REASON. IF YOU ARE A LIBERAL, YOU ARE A MORAL-LESS BASTARD. Discuss.
ZOMG! AMAZING!
I'm actually from South Jersey though haha.
I guess my pictures kinda sends mixed signals hahaha.
So it's okay. I forgive you for assuming xD
I actually read every single one of these comments. Then I felt bad for voting since so many people were having to carry on conversations with themselves. This cancels it out.
Well EXCUSE me! So sorry his SPECIES offends you. And I suppose you're also offended by the fact that my mother was a guinea pig and my father a crow? Huh? WELL ARE YOU?!?
Good point. So I guess this whole conversation was pointless and-- wait a second... I just replied to myself multiple times! Oh no, what have I done?! I can't live in a world like this! dies
Ya mind hearing some of my song yo'?
Here ah go.
"...and when I'm gone
Just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice everytime
You hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm lookin down on u smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back..."
OMG dIs posttt is sOoO cut! I <3 itt cuZ mAi boifran that ivvve ben goinn oUt wit 4 2 weks iS sooo koool but mAi besssstie jenna told me she lickes hIm 2 nd naw i aM likkk soOoo mmadd @ her cuz hez mai boifran so shhe cannt lik himn cuz thats stupid sHe shuld ggo dai in a whole o sumtin cuz hez MINE
Did anyone know that those "monkey-men" fossils are just constructed based off the scientists' own opinions on what they look like? None of those fossils were more than 40% complete. And, yet, textbooks assert that they've proven the transition? I don't think so.
Honest answer: Why do you expect me to understand God?
Honest request: Do attempt to stay on topic with the points I brought. Why would they be considered transitional if they aren't even halfway complete, and we cannot know if they are humans, or apes, or whatever, and, yet, they have the ability to differentiate between them? Something is fishy.
Or you could just start a religious/political debate, that would get more comments than spam would.
ATTENTION PLEASE. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD, YOU ARE A CLOSE MINDED RETARD. IF YOU ARE CONSERVATIVE, YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE MEANS. IF YOU DO BELIEVE IN GOD, YOU PAY NO ATTENTION TO REASON. IF YOU ARE A LIBERAL, YOU ARE A MORAL-LESS BASTARD. Discuss.
You know, I think you perfectly described each of those things. Bravo.
This is one of the only posts where it is acceptable to have a conversation with yourself in the comments, amirite?
Hey, you know what. We should all comment on this and not vote! Now that would be ironic.
Too bad you voted,
It's such a shame, isn't it.
you can cancel your vote. just click the YYA button again
You probably like men.
yeah, lets make this post of the day!
hahah than i'd have a notification saying:
"There are 238509357483967 new comments on your post."
8==============D
I'll help the cause.
Ditto.
Someone is a bit too excited
Damn captchas, slowing me down.
One time I saw a grass hopper and it jumped and dissapeared mid air and i was like aaaaaahhh!! and i ran away :S
Good story tell it again tell it at parties and you'll make a new friend
Ca]harlieissocoollike is sexy!
TRUTH
For sure!!
At this rate, BreakfastFan's post is in jeopardy.
which post would that be?
http://www.amirite.net/357734
i see.
well, keep talking to yourself and maybe it'll happen.
"OOOOOOHHHH YYEEEEAAAAAH"- kool-aid man
insert intense conversation here
This post is crashing my computer....
your welcome. keep the change.
Well, maybe we could just start a flame war?
Lol. Obviously you want comments...so here ya go!
sigh. you just touched my heart. thank you, kind stranger. <3
Oh you're very welcome, kind sir.
Once upon a time there were.....
two sexy people named Daniel and James.
WHO FUCKED EACH OTHERS BRAINS OUT EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR
but they forgot to wear condoms, so...
Hello Hepatitis
@953818 (DanielJames): here come the babies!
They went on Oprah as the almost world's first pregnant man.
i bet these comments are getting pretty annoying to the poster
they can turn off the alerts though
@953735 (polarthebear): @953740 (SupernaturalNinja):
aw, why would i want to do that? all the fun would be taken away.
Peter Piper had a pickle and Bingo was his name-o.
Hey...you're pretty cute.
You're not so bad, yourself.
Stop talking to yourself you fucking llama.
GAH! My schizophrenia is coming back again! Fuck you!
ME so horny
Just adding to the comment count.
me too
Cool
Story
Bro
Yum.
DFTBA!
penis
thats true
That's an argument- unless you dig those, pass it by =P
Btw, now that it's homepaged it will fail =/
ministry of magic!
God exists.
Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.
If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you id have a nickel
So...there's one girl as beautiful as me?
No you're the only one
But there are only seven.
Who are they????
Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc, Grumpy, Dopey, and Daniel James.
Those aren't girls silly panda
Seven horcruxes?
Seven sacraments?
Seven deadly sins?
Seventh Heaven?
Seven inches?
@954102 (pb55020): Seven layer dip?
You lose.
Youre straight you know that?!
No, I'm black.
Oh so you like conebread
BOOBS! ( . Y . )
Well this is starting to look good.
COMMENT, PEOPLE! COMMENT!
I want to comment but have nothing to say...
I like your username
quaaaaack!
your profile pic is nice
Yeah...me too
I don't have any Powerade left.
Jeopardy's a TV show.
WHAT! No it's not!
A purple rhino just ate my socks :(
(Anonymous(:): I HATE it when that happens!
Just contributing to the greater good of this post haha
Damn you must have a lot of notifications, OP.
yep.. sure do.
ZOMGZ SOMEONE FROM PHILLY.
ZOMG! AMAZING!
I'm actually from South Jersey though haha.
I guess my pictures kinda sends mixed signals hahaha.
So it's okay. I forgive you for assuming xD
ZOMGZZZZZ I LIVE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF PHILLY!
well, I don't live right outside of it, but i live like 45 minutes away from there.
ZOMGZ, SO DO I...BUT I IS AT COLLAGE NAW.
OMGGGGGGSSSSS MYBE WE LIV NEER ECH OTHERRRR!!!
Phuck the Phillies
Four aces, amirite?
Thank god I didn't favorite this....
I actually read every single one of these comments. Then I felt bad for voting since so many people were having to carry on conversations with themselves. This cancels it out.
Ž̧͖͖͔͊A͈͚͚̗͓̗̮̓͐̀͋ͦL͕̩G̢̜̼̳̯̜̞̻̿͛ͧ̂̉O͇̺̻ͤ̅̎ ̺̟ͬͦͭ̊̃̏İ̳͇͈͈̝̄ͣ̏S̜̪̼͕̞̄ ̡̥̰ͮ̈́̊̇̉ͮC͚ͨ̈ͤO͈̙̜ͫ̔̅M̟͇̱͍̘ͩͦ̔̀̅͗͐Ï̵̠̗̜̯̲͇N͙͖̹̠̻͕͒͛̍̑͒͞Ḡ̹̠ ͎͈̱̲̼ͧ̑ͭ̏ͤ̈́̍RU̡̮͔̦̪̭̬͗̾ͦͭN͈ ̕ͅF̡͓̼̞̩͍͒ͬͯͮỌ͈̖͇̮̭͉̉Rͪ̌͋̉ͬ҉̲̭̮̞͖ ͛ͯ́ͤ͘Ý̻͔͚̀̾O̗̩̱̠̩̮ͭ͐͒ͅÜ̘͙̒ͬͬ̾R͈̳̰̒ ̯͊ͮLͬͫ͐I̻̬̅͆ͭ͌͑͜F̘̲͠E̟̫̲̟̝ͭͩ͂
helping the cause. lol
Death eaters
PURPLE
Irony is when part of the country is flooding and another part is on fire, amirite?
asdfjkl;
(Quaint):qwertyuiop
comment
I'm on a horse.
I'M ON A BOAT TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT MY MOTHERFUCKING BOAT
tl;dr
Me gusta comer la fruta por que es nutritivo!
sorry if I said that wrong. Mi espanol es muy mal.
I TOOK AWAY MY VOTE
STOP VOTING AND COMMENT!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone seen a blackbird? We had a blind date, he was supposed to meet me here.
BLACKbird? That's offensive to birds of a different feather.
Well EXCUSE me! So sorry his SPECIES offends you. And I suppose you're also offended by the fact that my mother was a guinea pig and my father a crow? Huh? WELL ARE YOU?!?
Feather!?! that's offensive to animals that have fur!
It's annoying when people reply to themselves, amirite?
NW!
Shut up! The psychiatrist promised you'd stop bugging me!
Well, the psychiatrist lied, didn't he?
No, he... huh, I guess he did lie.
Now do you see who the real enemy is here?
Yeah! Let's go get Dr. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and take him DOWN.
But wait! He's number one, we can't take him down!
Good point. So I guess this whole conversation was pointless and-- wait a second... I just replied to myself multiple times! Oh no, what have I done?! I can't live in a world like this! dies
Finally. I thought he'd never die. evil laugh
this post was a success :)
I'm just now commenting on this. I'm a failure at life.
Comment.
Hxjsjwhewkshjkakwhhsjkwk
Are we still doing this?
nope, but thanks for the love on my posts :)
It was even until I commented. feels accomplished in some small way
I'm going to make up my vote with a comment.
Haha.
It is a little odd when that happens
Umm yeah.
Comment.
Comment.
doing it twice doesnt count.
It seriously was an accident.
Yes
it
is
Combo breaker.
yup
Rawrrrr
Isn't there supposed to be a little blue bat eating Doritos?
Messed what up?
Oh. I am sorry. :(
I bet Zubat's eating some.
I wonder where he is?
...
I WONDER WHERE HE IS.
CTFxC FTW!
commmmmennnnntttt
Wrock rocks!
You're right.
It is.
Weird, I mean.
Less voters, more comments, right?
yep, that was the plan. but now everyones voting on it! gr. >:|
C
O
M
M
Ehh, I'll join the party :P
E
N
ug
T
ug
Yes you are.
Hi
Hello
What's up?
Nothing much, you?
your mom goes to college!
Naw, she dropped out.
pretend youre surrounded by tiny little sea horses.
Can they be yellow with green polka dots?
comment
if you didnt vote, you wouldnt have to comment. sha.
People need to voting they're messing us up
i just fingered myself and it got my vagina all wet, and i got really horny, and i orgasmed ....
Jk. I have nothing to write about. :/
How to start a comment fest: god is fake!
Prove it.
COMMENTCOMMENTCOMMENT
This is fun!
Yeah
You
are
I was on ESPN once.
Brool cory sto.
that's
pretty
weird
I
think
Kid cudi's dopeeee.
Ironing
O EM GEE IT HAPPENED :D
I voted so i felt the need to comment.
Last?
FAIL
HOLYFUCKINGSHITIMADUCKWHOISTRYINGTOORGASMALLOVERSOMEONESMOTHERBECAUSESHECAMETOMEINTHEMIDDLEOFASCHOOLCLASSANDSHOVEDMYTEACHERINTOAFUCKINGWALLTHENFINGEREDHERPUSSYUNTILSHECRIEDTHENTIEDEVERYONEELSEDOWNTOTHEIRDESKANDRIPPEDALLOFHERCLOTHESOFTOREVEALTWOENORMOUSTITTIESWHICHLOOKEDSOFUCKINGGREATBECUASEMYDICKWASSEVERALINCHESLONGWHICHWASROCKHARDATTHETIMEANDNEARLYBLOWINGAFUCKINGHOLEINMYPANTSSOISTOODUPANDFUCKEDTHESHITOUTOFHERLEAVINGHERSENSELESSWITHASMILEONHERFACEOHMYFUCKINGGODIHAVEARAGINGBONERJUSTTYPINGTHISHEYBITCHGETOVERHEREANDSUCKMYFUCKINGCOCKYOUSLUTBAGOHSHITYEEEEEEESTHATSITOHHHHDAMNYOU'VEGOTSOMESOFTLIPSANDANICEWETTONGUEANDPUSSYOOOOOOHSHUTIMGONNAGOAHEADANDFUCKYOUBRAINSOUT BRB.
Evidence?
stays.
If
you
don't
delete
your
comments,
the
number
Not just the mobile site...
ohhh the irony
Not irony.
ha i know... i was being sarcastic
they are going to have over 168 notifications when they come back online.
No, notifications bundle. It will say "there are 125423 new comments on a post you created."
sure was.
Fuck Ryan.
well this must be just hysterical
I have contributed.
So how was your day?
Fuck calendars.
So no new years for you
I don't believe in years.
That must be difficult questions about where you will be 5 years from now
Orly? Since the two weeks since I last checked up on it?
FAIL.
Where is New England?
He's getting it on with New Hampshire.
NO U
Having tea with Old England.
All them sober girls around me they be actin like they drunk
When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard
gettin sizzerp, amirite, amirite
like
three-six.
now im feelin so fly
LIKE A G6 !
like this!
Right. Find some links, which actually admit they're only 40% complete, and then I'll believe you.
So I heard there was a post with more comments than votes. So i voted. and commented. I also did some cocaine.
Why would you vote! Go play transformice :P
Helping!
Fuck.
Your.
No one knows what it's like...
to be the sad man...
to be the bad man...
behind an apple.
So far, I believe you win the award for most posts on this comment.
So far, I believe I win the award for sexiness.
Matt Damon? Is that you behind the apple?
Dog?
Cat dog was the best show ever!
does
(Chauncy Pickles): spamming
(Chauncy Pickles): count
(Chauncy Pickles): as
(Chauncy Pickles): commenting?
(Chauncy Pickles): Does living count as being alive?
What do you mean "NO"?
gonads
contribution
.,??'mm
[(•+•)]
So...
this one time...
the story ended.
Boo, you whore.
Regina says everyone thinks you're a slut!
I...
idj;kdafgnjkFNG
Abortion, god, Obama, gay marriage. GO!
Yes, maybe, YES WE CAN, yes, STOP
GUESS WHAT!?!
.
This is the longest comment ever! :D
that was beautiful. i scrolled for a straight 6 seconds.
so you're the reason it took forever for this page to load? curse you, and your family.
Amazing.
;)
It's
really
Bump
Annoying
Bump
Bump
Iiiiin west philadelphia, born and raised....
on a playground is where i spent most of my days
how
Chyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
what other picture smily things are there?
On tha playground is where I spent most of my days!
there
are
so many comments on this post
You're kidding.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool...
Shootin' some b-ball outaide of tha school...
When a couple of guys who were up to no good...
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood...
I got in one little fight
And mom got scared
(lowut) + = :)
oops, I meant
+ = :)
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where i live it's snowing.
where i live it isn't...yet. bring it on, clouds!
it's snowing hard where I live. BRING IT ON SNOW!!!!!!!!!!
lol on the news they're calling it the snowpocolyps
how now brown cow...it IS snowing! glory be! the time has come!
Where I live it's--HOLY CRAP it's actually SNOWING.
Dude. This is awesome. runs outside screaming FIRST SNOW IN FOREVER!
where I live it's like, "WTF ANOTHER snowstorm?!?"
Ya mind hearing some of my song yo'?
Here ah go.
"...and when I'm gone
Just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice everytime
You hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm lookin down on u smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back..."
i like that song.
lol i was wondering what 280 comments could possibly say about this post...
me too. thats why im reading them all. or trying to, at least.
thug aim.
Not really that weird as lots of people comment more than once...
HEY, MYSELF. JUST COMMENTING TO MAKE UP FOR MY VOTE.
This is the song that never ends.....
It just goes on and on, my friends
this post doesn't have nearly enough comments
The votes are catching up to the comments again. D:
Comment
my dog is barking in his sleep again..
One more comment!
Wow this is really close
More votes than comments?! Oh, the HORROR!
help.
364
365
366; HA, more comments ^.^
367 :P
We shouldn't not vote, just every person that votes should be required to comment twice.
:o good idea!
Awkward.
yay we have a snow day!!1!
MEeEeE toOoOoO!!!
Comment
I have a snow day there's like a foot of snow already :D
yeaa, me too.
My favorite..
Ayy people keep commenting were losing!
YES YES YESSSS COMMENT!!!
I wrote a couple in poems in 4th grade.
They were published in a young writers' book.
One was about dandelions.
The other was about an imaginary place in the sky that only I could go into.
Seriously, dude, nobody gives a fuck.
HEY, uncalled for, man. Uncalled for.
You know what...fuck you, fuck your apple. and fuck your hidden face. Like seriously, I want to put my penis in your head orifices.
Tied. 408
helping the cause man,helping the cause
I like fried chicken.
i whip my hare back and forth
ANIMAL ABUSE!
why must you comment multiple times?
Why do people don't comment more. Hellooooo
Well I'm just helping.
&i hate peanut butter.
I like cheese
&helping.....
Uh I'm soooo hungry!!!
A, I'm adorable.
L, YOU'RE A CONCEITED WHORE SCUBA DIVER.
B, I'm so beautiful.
C, I'm a cutie full of charms.
D, I'm a darling.
E, I'm exciting.
F, I'm a feather in your arms.
G, I look good to me.
H, I'm so heavenly.
I, I'm the one you idolize.
J, we're like Jack and Jill.
K, I'm so kissable.
I wonder what's for dinner
Let's.
Tell.
A.
Cool
Story.
Bro.
I Like Tacos. The End!
Comment.
It looks like it needs some more help. We're twenty one comments behind the votes.
into
the
depths
of
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
rainbow road
you all suck.
Yes.
They're behind by like 18 :S
17*
16*
Manamana
Doo doo, doo doo doo.
Manamana
Doo, doo doo, doo.
Manamana.
Doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo d-doo.
O.o
I can totally tell what song you're talking about.
That's it, amirite?
YYA
This comment has no purpose.
you obviously want a cookie!
Awww, is it that obvious? (:
Can please I have my cookie now?
soon. theyre in the oven still.
It was very hard to not vote YYA for this, but I restrained myself and commented, for the greater good.
Yay! Cookie for me!
i want my cookie!
sawree. ai 8 dem awl.
I like tuwtles.
I can has cookie?
I
Made
It
Good
Stop. COOKIETIME.
I'm one sexy guy.
Apparently, he is one sexy guy
I'm glad someone recognizes.
There must be some kind of way out of here
Said the joker to the theif
there's too much confusion
I can't get no relief
I want my cookie!!
I'm
baking
chocolate
chip
cookies
does
anyone
want
some?
Well
too
bad
because
i
just
ate
them
all
haha
gimme my cookie >:|
Awesome.
tiddly di potatos
t
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i
s
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i
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c
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:)
comment
I'm hungry >.>
This was posted a while back.
This comment is just to make up for the fact I voted before...
comment
Last one to comment wins. Looks like I win :D
Pew pew. I win :D
Someone has a lot of cookies to bake...
Mhm.
Where's my free cookie? :(
Yet another comment
hehe
or with 4 more votes than comments.
Where's my cookie, fool?
c
r
a
z
y
So, when do I get my cookie?
This is absurd, I've never seen a post with more comments than votes.
well then, let's fix that!(:
comments
: D D D
So much irony
Ahh! Cancel your vote!
Get ready...
Narwhals
Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cuz they are so awesome
Narwhals
Narwhals
pretty big and pretty white
they'd beat a polar beat in a fight.
Might as well join the party. So, sup guys?
herp
derp
Hey it's even!
I feel the need to comment :)
Dude, me too!
IT'S SO CLOSE!
What if a mod ever comes here to remove the spam...?
Actionman will feel our wrath...
fjdkflkklfdljdjfkjkdjfkjdkjfij
I am not late.
We can keep trying!
This is a repost.
http://www.amirite.net/296391
Are we still commenting on this?
OMG dIs posttt is sOoO cut! I <3 itt cuZ mAi boifran that ivvve ben goinn oUt wit 4 2 weks iS sooo koool but mAi besssstie jenna told me she lickes hIm 2 nd naw i aM likkk soOoo mmadd @ her cuz hez mai boifran so shhe cannt lik himn cuz thats stupid sHe shuld ggo dai in a whole o sumtin cuz hez MINE
Don't worry, I'm here.
Did anyone know that those "monkey-men" fossils are just constructed based off the scientists' own opinions on what they look like? None of those fossils were more than 40% complete. And, yet, textbooks assert that they've proven the transition? I don't think so.
Jesus was Jewish.
Honest question: why did God create the other planets and why do they not contain intelligent life (as far as we know)?
Honest answer: Why do you expect me to understand God?
Honest request: Do attempt to stay on topic with the points I brought. Why would they be considered transitional if they aren't even halfway complete, and we cannot know if they are humans, or apes, or whatever, and, yet, they have the ability to differentiate between them? Something is fishy.
Honest response to your honest answer: I just was curious as to your theory.
Honest response to your honest request: I like eating fish, but not apes.
i like turtles