+278 You know you're too young to drink wine if you're drinking it through a straw. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds like something an MLIAer would do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMFAO. Yeah, and then they find out their teacher does it too, making them the BEST. TEACHER. EVER!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And it's not just ANY ordinary straw... It bends in twenty-eight places, swirls fifty times, AND it's decorated with dinosaur patterns! Best way to get drunk? I think so!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was ABOUT to write something involving dinosaurs .. :) Bah, according to that site I'm SO not average

by Anonymous 13 years ago

On the Contrary, if you're slurping up vodka or scotch or jack or something strong without choking to death, i'd say you're a bit of a pro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who drinks wine to get drunk?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't see why not. Higher alcohol content than beer. Tastes better, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was being serious. Like, how come more people don't do that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know, I don't drink. Shit's bad for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True is that. I try to keep my liver in decent condition, personally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago