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Saying "guns don't kill people, bullets do," is like saying "I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has," amirite?

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Gaping holes in vital organs kill people...

Shortstopmwds avatar Shortstopmwd Yeah You Are +84Reply
@Shortstopmwd Gaping holes in vital organs kill people...

That gaping hole in vital organs wouldn't have been there if a bullet wasn't in the gun.

"I haven't given blowjobs, my mouth has"

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are +62Reply

Guns don't kill people. Nu-uh. I kill people. chk-chk With guns.

Still, the firearm itself is useless and harmless without a user. Guns don't just float up and shoot people's faces off. Sue, there are accidental discharges (in a completely not-porn way), but those are the result of carelessness on the part of the user.

Anonymous +37Reply

i don't make spelling errors; my pencil does.

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Yeah, both statements were uttered by stupid people :D

musiclovers avatar musiclover Yeah You Are +36Reply

I thought the saying was guns don't kill people, people do

IM SO OFFENDED. YOU USED THE WORD RAPE.

Takkos avatar Takko Yeah You Are +30Reply
@Takko IM SO OFFENDED. YOU USED THE WORD RAPE.

OFFENDED? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO... AREN'T OFFENDED.

Anonymous +35Reply
@TheTall123 ARENT? THATS OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE

PEOPLE? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ALIENS.

Anonymous +25Reply
@PEOPLE? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ALIENS.

Aliens? Thats offensive to Inanimate objects

@TheTall123 Aliens? Thats offensive to Inanimate objects

INANIMATE OBJECTS? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ANIMATE OBJECTS.

@Moninto C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO COMBO STARTERS.

Anonymous +47Reply
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Caps lock? That's offensive to lower-case letters.

"I did not shoot my cat, I dropped the gun on the floor and the floor shot my cat. Don't go around blaming me for the floor's problems."

Haha. Very MaryKate on Collegehumor is sooo funny.

bluegoddesss avatar bluegoddess Yeah You Are +28Reply

I've never punched anyone, but my fist has.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +19Reply

what do you people think guns were made for?? To kill or at least seriously injure

Nice quick homepage thar.

My favorite is "If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast?"

@AppleTree My favorite is "If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast...

Toast can't operate machinery. "X Ys X" isn't the most basic form of the sentence, so you can't go around just swapping out those words. Its more like "Operator of device uses device on victim". That's the only template that makes sense.

guns don't kill people Chuck Norris does.

imalwaysright2s avatar imalwaysright2 Yeah You Are +11Reply

Lots of these comments are restatements of other comments. That unnessacarily bothers me.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +10Reply
@KirstenAnn Lots of these comments are restatements of other comments. That unnessacarily bothers me.

So many of these posts are just the same posts stated in a similar way. This doesn't necessarily not bother me.

IF you dropped a real heavy machine gun on someone you could kill them with the gun. If you linked a gun to a system - A.I or string- then it could kill alone. But all are a reaction to your action to make it. It is hard to kill someone with a single bullet without something to proppel it.

Anonymous +6Reply

Wrong quote, it's "guns don't kill people, people do." The bullets part makes absolutely no sense. This quote is saying that the guns themselves aren't the problem, it's the people who are using them.

Anonymous +5Reply

Pow! hahaha

Anonymous +4Reply

I don't have herpes, but my penis does

I think some people are confused. The quote OP needs to used isn't "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." OP is saying that we cant blame the weapon (i.e. the gun or the penis) but we have to blame the person behind the weapon. By replacing the bullets quote with the "people killing people" quote s/he is supporting the idea that guns are not inherently dangerous. The "my dick raped someone" quote is saying we blame the weapon. Therefore the two are not synonymous, and it cannot be said that saying one is like saying another.

My dick kills people

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +3Reply

I'm pretty sure the saying is"guns don't people, people do"

so uhh...i'm pretty sure your analogy doesn't work so well on the real expression...

Anonymous +6Reply
@asdijojioiojioxj I'm pretty sure the saying is"guns don't people, people do" so uhh...i'm pretty sure your analogy doesn't work so...

"Guns don't kill people, bullets do" is also an expression. It's kind of like a response to "guns don't kill people, people kill people" because that's what you expect.

Guns can help rape people too.

speckleasmes avatar speckleasme Yeah You Are +2Reply

People kill people, and although a dick could be used people still have to do the raping. Both sayings are stupid, a gun cannot do shit, and no matter how you put it some always has to pull the trigger. Like anon said, and accidents are carelessness. This is a terrible home page post.

@FalloutOW People kill people, and although a dick could be used people still have to do the raping. Both sayings are stupid...

Don't mind the downvotes Fallout, you're totally right. People kill people, using guns. Just like people rape people, with their dicks.

@FalloutOW People kill people, and although a dick could be used people still have to do the raping. Both sayings are stupid...

Let's look at this carefully:

-You think that the expression at the beginning of the post is flawed.
-The post is saying that the expression at the beginning of the post is flawed.
-The post asks "amirite?"
-You said "No way!"

does not compute

personThingys avatar personThingy Yeah You Are +8Reply
@FalloutOW People kill people, and although a dick could be used people still have to do the raping. Both sayings are stupid...

You do know that the post is the way it is to make people realize just how ridiculous it is, right?

lanas avatar lana Yeah You Are 0Reply

"It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden deceleration at the end of the fall."

xD (paraphrased btw)

Im sorry but this post of the day is both unworthy and wrong. being as the Gun doesn't kill a person without the user the dick doesn't do the raping either its the person. the last part of the post is backwards and all you idiots fell into it because they mentioned rape and guns and that they were bad

It's not just dicks fault vaginas can also rape!

Anonymous +1Reply

who the hell says "Guns don't kill people BULLETS do"? It's "gun's don't kill people, people do"

and no it's NOT like sayin' "I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has," it would be like sayin' "My dick hasn't raped anyone, but I have"

Anonymous 0Reply

If guns kill people, do pencils mispell words?

Saying that "bullets kill people" is flawed because a stationary bullet cannot do much harm. That's like saying "I didn't impregnate anyone; my sperm did!"

Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are 0Reply

There are plenty of tools that are more dangerous than guns. Like cars. Cars are much more available and commonplace, and causes much worse damage to the human body than guns can (unless it's a 20mm anti-tank rifle or some shet)

-Me, a gun owner.

Big_Bosss avatar Big_Boss Yeah You Are -1Reply
@Big_Boss There are plenty of tools that are more dangerous than guns. Like cars. Cars are much more available and...

Yes, while reading my brother's driving manual, I read that "You should never use your car as a weapon."

It also said, "Make sure when waving to other drivers that you use all fingers."

I don't have AIDS, my blood does.

"Guns don't kill people... Nah ah! I kill people.. With guns. POW!"

Anonymous -3Reply

Clouds don't kill people. People kill people.

Anonymous -11Reply

guns dont kill people, lazers do (major lazer)

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