Saying "guns don't kill people, bullets do," is like saying "I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has," amirite?

Nice quick homepage thar.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Gaping holes in vital organs kill people...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That gaping hole in vital organs wouldn't have been there if a bullet wasn't in the gun.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I haven't given blowjobs, my mouth has"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, both statements were uttered by stupid people :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've never punched anyone, but my fist has.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Still, the firearm itself is useless and harmless without a user. Guns don't just float up and shoot people's faces off. Sue, there are accidental discharges (in a completely not-porn way), but those are the result of carelessness on the part of the user.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

pistol-whip hurts like hell, and lol, accidental discharge.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Time to invent floating guns.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Follow all of the basic firearm rules and I can guarantee that negligent discharges won't happen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who's Sue?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I did not shoot my cat, I dropped the gun on the floor and the floor shot my cat. Don't go around blaming me for the floor's problems." Haha. Very MaryKate on Collegehumor is sooo funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People kill people, and although a dick could be used people still have to do the raping. Both sayings are stupid, a gun cannot do shit, and no matter how you put it some always has to pull the trigger. Like anon said, and accidents are carelessness. This is a terrible home page post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no u

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't mind the downvotes Fallout, you're totally right. People kill people, using guns. Just like people rape people, with their dicks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's look at this carefully: -You think that the expression at the beginning of the post is flawed. -The post is saying that the expression at the beginning of the post is flawed. -The post asks "amirite?" -You said "No way!" does not compute

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You do know that the post is the way it is to make people realize just how ridiculous it is, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

guns don't kill people Chuck Norris does.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

stuck in 2005, are we?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Liam MUTHAFUCKIN Neeson.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought the saying was guns don't kill people, people do

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've heard both.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm pretty sure the saying is"guns don't people, people do" so uhh...i'm pretty sure your analogy doesn't work so well on the real expression...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Guns don't people? And If you mean "guns don't kill people", I've heard both expressions.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Guns don't kill people, bullets do" is also an expression. It's kind of like a response to "guns don't kill people, people kill people" because that's what you expect.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guns don't kill people. Nu-uh. I kill people. *chk-chk* With guns.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love that song

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you forgot the POW!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Old people burning old people burning, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Old people burning? That's pretty messed up...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What? What? You got a problem with this? Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pow! hahaha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Clouds don't kill people. People kill people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo&feature=fvwrel

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i don't make spelling errors; my pencil does.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

IM SO OFFENDED. YOU USED THE WORD RAPE.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OFFENDED? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO... AREN'T OFFENDED.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ARENT? THATS OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE

by Anonymous 14 years ago

PEOPLE? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ALIENS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Aliens? Thats offensive to Inanimate objects

by Anonymous 14 years ago

INANIMATE OBJECTS? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ANIMATE OBJECTS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO COMBO STARTERS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Breakfastfan got banned?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah he just quit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what do you people think guns were made for?? To kill or at least seriously injure

by Anonymous 14 years ago

IF you dropped a real heavy machine gun on someone you could kill them with the gun. If you linked a gun to a system - A.I or string- then it could kill alone. But all are a reaction to your action to make it. It is hard to kill someone with a single bullet without something to proppel it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

guns dont kill people, lazers do (major lazer)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't have herpes, but my penis does

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wrong quote, it's "guns don't kill people, people do." The bullets part makes absolutely no sense. This quote is saying that the guns themselves aren't the problem, it's the people who are using them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

who the hell says "Guns don't kill people BULLETS do"? It's "gun's don't kill people, people do" and no it's NOT like sayin' "I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has," it would be like sayin' "My dick hasn't raped anyone, but I have"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are plenty of tools that are more dangerous than guns. Like cars. Cars are much more available and commonplace, and causes much worse damage to the human body than guns can (unless it's a 20mm anti-tank rifle or some shet) -Me, a gun owner.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, while reading my brother's driving manual, I read that "You should never use your car as a weapon." It also said, "Make sure when waving to other drivers that you use all fingers."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My favorite is "If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

toast toasts bread

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Toast can't operate machinery. "X Ys X" isn't the most basic form of the sentence, so you can't go around just swapping out those words. Its more like "Operator of device uses device on victim". That's the only template that makes sense.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guns don't kill people, cats kill people. http://ctrlv.in/92066

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like some mod/admin will finally get sick of your irrelevant shit someday and ban you.

But continue. Don't mind my opinion.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We can only hope.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/92082

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/92083

by Anonymous 12 years ago

one day favvkes will have to answer for the crimes she has committed. but to us, the amirite community. not some mod.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's ok, Favvkes, I still --love-- --like-- can tolerate you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If guns kill people, do pencils mispell words?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lots of these comments are restatements of other comments. That unnessacarily bothers me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Users don't make restatements, comments make restatements.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So many of these posts are just the same posts stated in a similar way. This doesn't necessarily not bother me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden deceleration at the end of the fall." xD (paraphrased btw)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think some people are confused. The quote OP needs to used isn't "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." OP is saying that we cant blame the weapon (i.e. the gun or the penis) but we have to blame the person behind the weapon. By replacing the bullets quote with the "people killing people" quote s/he is supporting the idea that guns are not inherently dangerous. The "my dick raped someone" quote is saying we blame the weapon. Therefore the two are not synonymous, and it cannot be said that saying one is like saying another.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dick kills people

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guns can help rape people too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Im sorry but this post of the day is both unworthy and wrong. being as the Gun doesn't kill a person without the user the dick doesn't do the raping either its the person. the last part of the post is backwards and all you idiots fell into it because they mentioned rape and guns and that they were bad

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not just dicks fault vaginas can also rape!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Saying that "bullets kill people" is flawed because a stationary bullet cannot do much harm. That's like saying "I didn't impregnate anyone; my sperm did!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't have AIDS, my blood does.

by Anonymous 12 years ago