Still, the firearm itself is useless and harmless without a user. Guns don't just float up and shoot people's faces off. Sue, there are accidental discharges (in a completely not-porn way), but those are the result of carelessness on the part of the user.
Toast can't operate machinery. "X Ys X" isn't the most basic form of the sentence, so you can't go around just swapping out those words. Its more like "Operator of device uses device on victim". That's the only template that makes sense.
IF you dropped a real heavy machine gun on someone you could kill them with the gun. If you linked a gun to a system - A.I or string- then it could kill alone. But all are a reaction to your action to make it. It is hard to kill someone with a single bullet without something to proppel it.
Wrong quote, it's "guns don't kill people, people do." The bullets part makes absolutely no sense. This quote is saying that the guns themselves aren't the problem, it's the people who are using them.
I think some people are confused. The quote OP needs to used isn't "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." OP is saying that we cant blame the weapon (i.e. the gun or the penis) but we have to blame the person behind the weapon. By replacing the bullets quote with the "people killing people" quote s/he is supporting the idea that guns are not inherently dangerous. The "my dick raped someone" quote is saying we blame the weapon. Therefore the two are not synonymous, and it cannot be said that saying one is like saying another.
"Guns don't kill people, bullets do" is also an expression. It's kind of like a response to "guns don't kill people, people kill people" because that's what you expect.
People kill people, and although a dick could be used people still have to do the raping. Both sayings are stupid, a gun cannot do shit, and no matter how you put it some always has to pull the trigger. Like anon said, and accidents are carelessness. This is a terrible home page post.
-You think that the expression at the beginning of the post is flawed.
-The post is saying that the expression at the beginning of the post is flawed.
-The post asks "amirite?"
-You said "No way!"
Im sorry but this post of the day is both unworthy and wrong. being as the Gun doesn't kill a person without the user the dick doesn't do the raping either its the person. the last part of the post is backwards and all you idiots fell into it because they mentioned rape and guns and that they were bad
Saying that "bullets kill people" is flawed because a stationary bullet cannot do much harm. That's like saying "I didn't impregnate anyone; my sperm did!"
There are plenty of tools that are more dangerous than guns. Like cars. Cars are much more available and commonplace, and causes much worse damage to the human body than guns can (unless it's a 20mm anti-tank rifle or some shet)
Gaping holes in vital organs kill people...
That gaping hole in vital organs wouldn't have been there if a bullet wasn't in the gun.
"I haven't given blowjobs, my mouth has"
Guns don't kill people. Nu-uh. I kill people. chk-chk With guns.
Old people burning? That's pretty messed up...
Old people burning old people burning, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
What? What? You got a problem with this? Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist.
you forgot the POW!
I love that song
Still, the firearm itself is useless and harmless without a user. Guns don't just float up and shoot people's faces off. Sue, there are accidental discharges (in a completely not-porn way), but those are the result of carelessness on the part of the user.
Time to invent floating guns.
Who's Sue?
pistol-whip hurts like hell, and lol, accidental discharge.
Follow all of the basic firearm rules and I can guarantee that negligent discharges won't happen.
i don't make spelling errors; my pencil does.
that's funny.
Yeah, both statements were uttered by stupid people :D
I thought the saying was guns don't kill people, people do
I've heard both.
IM SO OFFENDED. YOU USED THE WORD RAPE.
OFFENDED? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO... AREN'T OFFENDED.
ARENT? THATS OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE
PEOPLE? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ALIENS.
Aliens? Thats offensive to Inanimate objects
INANIMATE OBJECTS? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ANIMATE OBJECTS.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO COMBO STARTERS.
Breakfastfan got banned?
Nah he just quit
Caps lock? That's offensive to lower-case letters.
"I did not shoot my cat, I dropped the gun on the floor and the floor shot my cat. Don't go around blaming me for the floor's problems."
Haha. Very MaryKate on Collegehumor is sooo funny.
I've never punched anyone, but my fist has.
what do you people think guns were made for?? To kill or at least seriously injure
Nice quick homepage thar.
My favorite is "If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast?"
toast toasts bread
Toast can't operate machinery. "X Ys X" isn't the most basic form of the sentence, so you can't go around just swapping out those words. Its more like "Operator of device uses device on victim". That's the only template that makes sense.
guns don't kill people Chuck Norris does.
stuck in 2005, are we?
Liam MUTHAFUCKIN Neeson.
Lots of these comments are restatements of other comments. That unnessacarily bothers me.
Users don't make restatements, comments make restatements.
So many of these posts are just the same posts stated in a similar way. This doesn't necessarily not bother me.
IF you dropped a real heavy machine gun on someone you could kill them with the gun. If you linked a gun to a system - A.I or string- then it could kill alone. But all are a reaction to your action to make it. It is hard to kill someone with a single bullet without something to proppel it.
Wrong quote, it's "guns don't kill people, people do." The bullets part makes absolutely no sense. This quote is saying that the guns themselves aren't the problem, it's the people who are using them.
Pow! hahaha
I don't have herpes, but my penis does
I think some people are confused. The quote OP needs to used isn't "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." OP is saying that we cant blame the weapon (i.e. the gun or the penis) but we have to blame the person behind the weapon. By replacing the bullets quote with the "people killing people" quote s/he is supporting the idea that guns are not inherently dangerous. The "my dick raped someone" quote is saying we blame the weapon. Therefore the two are not synonymous, and it cannot be said that saying one is like saying another.
My dick kills people
I'm pretty sure the saying is"guns don't people, people do"
so uhh...i'm pretty sure your analogy doesn't work so well on the real expression...
Guns don't people? And If you mean "guns don't kill people", I've heard both expressions.
"Guns don't kill people, bullets do" is also an expression. It's kind of like a response to "guns don't kill people, people kill people" because that's what you expect.
Guns can help rape people too.
People kill people, and although a dick could be used people still have to do the raping. Both sayings are stupid, a gun cannot do shit, and no matter how you put it some always has to pull the trigger. Like anon said, and accidents are carelessness. This is a terrible home page post.
Don't mind the downvotes Fallout, you're totally right. People kill people, using guns. Just like people rape people, with their dicks.
no u
Let's look at this carefully:
-You think that the expression at the beginning of the post is flawed.
-The post is saying that the expression at the beginning of the post is flawed.
-The post asks "amirite?"
-You said "No way!"
does not compute
You do know that the post is the way it is to make people realize just how ridiculous it is, right?
Guns don't kill people, cats kill people. http://ctrlv.in/92066
http://ctrlv.in/92083
I feel like some mod/admin will finally get sick of your irrelevant shit someday and ban you.
But continue. Don't mind my opinion.
We can only hope.
It's ok, Favvkes, I still
lovelikecan tolerate you.http://ctrlv.in/92082
one day favvkes will have to answer for the crimes she has committed. but to us, the amirite community. not some mod.
"It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden deceleration at the end of the fall."
xD (paraphrased btw)
Im sorry but this post of the day is both unworthy and wrong. being as the Gun doesn't kill a person without the user the dick doesn't do the raping either its the person. the last part of the post is backwards and all you idiots fell into it because they mentioned rape and guns and that they were bad
It's not just dicks fault vaginas can also rape!
who the hell says "Guns don't kill people BULLETS do"? It's "gun's don't kill people, people do"
and no it's NOT like sayin' "I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has," it would be like sayin' "My dick hasn't raped anyone, but I have"
If guns kill people, do pencils mispell words?
Saying that "bullets kill people" is flawed because a stationary bullet cannot do much harm. That's like saying "I didn't impregnate anyone; my sperm did!"
There are plenty of tools that are more dangerous than guns. Like cars. Cars are much more available and commonplace, and causes much worse damage to the human body than guns can (unless it's a 20mm anti-tank rifle or some shet)
-Me, a gun owner.
Yes, while reading my brother's driving manual, I read that "You should never use your car as a weapon."
It also said, "Make sure when waving to other drivers that you use all fingers."
I don't have AIDS, my blood does.
"Guns don't kill people... Nah ah! I kill people.. With guns. POW!"
Clouds don't kill people. People kill people.
guns dont kill people, lazers do (major lazer)