+1,191 Yo mama's so fat, the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo mama is so stupid, she glued a piece of paper on her tv and called it paper view

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was pay per view, not paper view.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

CCCCCOMBO BREAKER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mother is so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo mamma so fat, her Patronus is a cake!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, that's hardly an insult to fat people. I mean, who doesn't love cake? Evil, soulless people! Evil, soulless people who spend their weekends kicking puppies and tripping the elderly! That's who!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo mama is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Finally, a literal lol <3 you made my day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo mama's so fat, she should be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This one actually made me laugh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo mama's so fat, she should probably go on a diet or something.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fucking hate cake. >:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo mama so fat, that when she stepped on a scale!... it displayed a rather large number

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes well that may be the case, Yeah, I saw your mom working her job at the theatre the other day. She's one of the screens.

by Anonymous 12 years ago