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Yo mama's so fat, the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yo mama is so stupid, she glued a piece of paper on her tv and called it paper view
by Anonymous13 years ago
I thought it was pay per view, not paper view.
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CCCCCOMBO BREAKER!
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Your mother is so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yo mamma so fat, her Patronus is a cake!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, that's hardly an insult to fat people. I mean, who doesn't love cake? Evil, soulless people! Evil, soulless people who spend their weekends kicking puppies and tripping the elderly! That's who!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yo mama is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Finally, a literal lol <3 you made my day.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yo mama's so fat, she should be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
by Anonymous13 years ago
This one actually made me laugh
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Yo mama's so fat, she should probably go on a diet or something.....
by Anonymous13 years ago
I fucking hate cake. >:D
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yo mama so fat, that when she stepped on a scale!... it displayed a rather large number
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yes well that may be the case, Yeah, I saw your mom working her job at the theatre the other day.
She's one of the screens.
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