Your dad exaggerates WAY too much: "I TOLD YOU GO GO TO BED 3 HOURS AGO!" "Dad, that was like 5 minutes ago...", amirite?

"I'm just popping to the shop, I'll be five minutes."
/20 Years later/
"..."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AWAKE AT THIS HOUR?!"
"It's only nine o'clock...and I'm doing my homework..."

*mom

If I've told you once, I've told you a billion times, STOP EXAGGERATING

My dad is always like "What the fuck?! It's 12:00, we have to leave the house NOW!" 'Dad. It is 10:30.'

I wish my dad cared enough to speak to me :P

lolno, retard.