at first I read this as "at first i read this as 'there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator' and i was very confused" and i was very confused
My eyes went straight to denominator, and I thought it said dementor, and I was confused. Then I went back and read the beginning and got even more confused. But then I read the whole thing together and realized that I am an idiot.
Sighs in relief, then realizes that the roles should be reversed as Balls is a 15-year-old and he himself will be 19 by the end of the month; tries to make a run for it after Balls
Who da facue think you are? You think you's bettah then the resta us? WHy? Cuz you got some pot head of the day? Bitch, you ain't special! My mom's said you she goina wal-mart to get some apple juice, and you couldn't come cause you so damn Chauncy. Ain't nobady watch MISFITS or PORTLANDIA. Get outta heya witcha ragedy self. YOU ain't right, Chauncy.
On that note, I've invented a guillotine that people can use to cut off their heads. The potential market is enormous - basically everyone that currently has a head.
Brilliant, as I've been talking to the local council about constructing wide lines of tar and concrete between places, so that people can use them to travel on.
That sounds really cool! It would work good with my idea of making large expanses of space with painted boxes for people to park their vehicles in while they are busy doing activities.
Good idea. Also I think it would be more efficient to make layers of these spaces on top of each other. We should also charge by how many hours they've been parked for and make it impossible to find their way around so they will spend more time there.
Haha! And we'll force the owners to go through a check on the cars WE BUILD to make sure they're up to par! And fine them if they fail! We'll call it "MARTA!"
@893104 (ExquisiteCorpse): This post should be made into a forum for the inventors of tomorrow. Who wouldn't love your inventions? Jerks who hate innovation, that's who!
math humor is humorous
however a the line doesn't have to be fine
it can be a non-fine line too
come on the minority of unfine lines are feeling left out here
At first I read this as "There is a fine line between a numerator and a dementor, amirite?" and I was very confused.
at first I read this as "at first i read this as 'there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator' and i was very confused" and i was very confused
My eyes went straight to denominator, and I thought it said dementor, and I was confused. Then I went back and read the beginning and got even more confused. But then I read the whole thing together and realized that I am an idiot.
I read the post just fine and wasn't confused at all.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
i can read! IN YO FACE!
hug
Sorry I couldn't get that
Not too many Chauncys on --- wait..
Now we will find out if he will comment whore his own POTD.
That's more comment masturbation if you ask me.
If you're comment masturbating and I comment, am I comment jacking you off?
...Do you want to be?
Yes.
I NEED AN ADULT! (cry2)
Shh, shh.... It's ok. We're just playing a game.
Mr. Balls? Why don't you just have a seat? Chauncy, you're free to go while I talk with this predator here.
Umm... Shit... HE SAID HE WAS 18! If I knew, I never would have touched him! attempts to run away
Sighs in relief, then realizes that the roles should be reversed as Balls is a 15-year-old and he himself will be 19 by the end of the month; tries to make a run for it after Balls
realizes she was just molested by a man with several mental problems and finds a therapist
I didn't pay attention to your username at first and got very confused...
same
he's all over the POTD.
I don't know why I'm so happy that you got POTD.
You've deserved a non-anonymous one for a looong time. Congrats.
Speaking of anonymous...
Who da facue think you are? You think you's bettah then the resta us? WHy? Cuz you got some pot head of the day? Bitch, you ain't special! My mom's said you she goina wal-mart to get some apple juice, and you couldn't come cause you so damn Chauncy. Ain't nobady watch MISFITS or PORTLANDIA. Get outta heya witcha ragedy self. YOU ain't right, Chauncy.
-Trya
You know who ELSE got POTD?
My MOM!
BLAAM!
...(cry2) I'm part of the club now!
...I wish there was a hybrid of the two above emoticons to perfectly capture this moment, but I fear that is asking too much.
Anthony's "Suck my balls for POTD" club?
No the Anthony's "Users who used to have spaces and not underscores in there usernames who also achieved POTD" Club.
I have 2 and I didn't do anything O_O
You didn't even think of the posts, did you?
Congrats, Chauncy!
Thank you for understanding my intended demographic.
(Chauncy Pickles): Excellent.
On that note, I've invented a guillotine that people can use to cut off their heads. The potential market is enormous - basically everyone that currently has a head.
Really? I just patented my blueprints for a car specifically designed for people who want to go places...
Brilliant, as I've been talking to the local council about constructing wide lines of tar and concrete between places, so that people can use them to travel on.
That sounds really cool! It would work good with my idea of making large expanses of space with painted boxes for people to park their vehicles in while they are busy doing activities.
And, with a profit in mind, we should definitely charge for these spaces, as they're going to be in demand.
Good idea. Also I think it would be more efficient to make layers of these spaces on top of each other. We should also charge by how many hours they've been parked for and make it impossible to find their way around so they will spend more time there.
And, you can charge them to enter the facilities they want to use! What a scam! We'll make millions.
We should also make it so that these "cars" need maintenence every so often and charge the suckers for that too! We'll call ourselves "mechanics".
Haha! And we'll force the owners to go through a check on the cars WE BUILD to make sure they're up to par! And fine them if they fail! We'll call it "MARTA!"
I applaud you two for carrying this through for as long as you two did.
@893104 (ExquisiteCorpse): This post should be made into a forum for the inventors of tomorrow. Who wouldn't love your inventions? Jerks who hate innovation, that's who!
inb4 someone realizes Simon's username used to be ExquisiteCorpse
I find it unusual that this post has such a high score and Anthony has yet to name this "Post of the Day", but I feel conceited saying so.
Inb4 "you are from the futer" joke.
(Chauncy Pickles): This should be POTD, it's funny (:
Did you come up with this?
I like choclate milk
For those of you who like reading posts, look at my post from yesterday.
(Chauncy Pickles): I found it funny, the phrase "For those of you who like reading posts" - which would be everyone on this site.
Woah 2 vets talking on an old post that is now POTD.
Legend.
TWO VETS??? ON ONE POST???
What do you mean by vets?
Veterans
-_______-
What does one have to do to earn the title of veteran?
well known and established.
Wouldn't that apply to Albert_Einstein then?
idklol
There's a fine line between addition and subtraction.
There's a fine line in your user name
Im in a line...of fine-ness!
That is where I draw the line!
lawl
I don't get why people would vote this down...
Oh, that's quite some mistake. Hopefully the next time they need to do a survey about fractions they'll exclude conditioned twins, triplets, and etc.
That's still a fraction, just an improper one.
Bout freakin time! IAUWHOuiarfowofuiwah78er0r398jeft im so happy for you
Why POTD? Why not Zoidberg?
Because Anthony's supplier of Zoidberg was busted with producing and distributing Zoidberg illegally.
Dem druggies.
math humor is humorous
however a the line doesn't have to be fine
it can be a non-fine line too
come on the minority of unfine lines are feeling left out here
I dont get it..
Take 3rd grade math, and then think it over again.
Question: Have you ever set foot in a math class?