Thank you for understanding my intended demographic.
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Excellent.
On that note, I've invented a guillotine that people can use to cut off their heads. The potential market is enormous - basically everyone that currently has a head.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Really? I just patented my blueprints for a car specifically designed for people who want to go places...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Brilliant, as I've been talking to the local council about constructing wide lines of tar and concrete between places, so that people can use them to travel on.
by Anonymous14 years ago
That sounds really cool! It would work good with my idea of making large expanses of space with painted boxes for people to park their vehicles in while they are busy doing activities.
by Anonymous14 years ago
And, with a profit in mind, we should definitely charge for these spaces, as they're going to be in demand.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Good idea. Also I think it would be more efficient to make layers of these spaces on top of each other. We should also charge by how many hours they've been parked for and make it impossible to find their way around so they will spend more time there.
by Anonymous14 years ago
And, you can charge them to enter the facilities they want to use! What a scam! We'll make millions.
by Anonymous14 years ago
We should also make it so that these "cars" need maintenence every so often and charge the suckers for that too! We'll call ourselves "mechanics".
by Anonymous14 years ago
Haha! And we'll force the owners to go through a check on the cars WE BUILD to make sure they're up to par! And fine them if they fail! We'll call it "MARTA!"
by Anonymous14 years ago
I applaud you two for carrying this through for as long as you two did.
by Anonymous13 years ago
@893104 (ExquisiteCorpse): This post should be made into a forum for the inventors of tomorrow. Who wouldn't love your inventions? Jerks who hate innovation, that's who!
by Anonymous14 years ago
inb4 someone realizes Simon's username used to be ExquisiteCorpse
by Anonymous13 years ago
At first I read this as "There is a fine line between a numerator and a dementor, amirite?" and I was very confused.
by Anonymous14 years ago
at first I read this as "at first i read this as 'there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator' and i was very confused" and i was very confused
by Anonymous13 years ago
My eyes went straight to denominator, and I thought it said dementor, and I was confused. Then I went back and read the beginning and got even more confused. But then I read the whole thing together and realized that I am an idiot.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I read the post just fine and wasn't confused at all.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
i can read! IN YO FACE!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sorry I couldn't get that
by Anonymous5 years ago
math humor is humorous
however a the line doesn't have to be fine
it can be a non-fine line too
come on the minority of unfine lines are feeling left out here
by Anonymous14 years ago
I find it unusual that this post has such a high score and Anthony has yet to name this "Post of the Day", but I feel conceited saying so.
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): This should be POTD, it's funny (:
by Anonymous14 years ago
Inb4 "you are from the futer" joke.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I dont get it..
by Anonymous14 years ago
Take 3rd grade math, and then think it over again.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Question: Have you ever set foot in a math class?
by Anonymous13 years ago
...(cry2) I'm part of the club now!
...I wish there was a hybrid of the two above emoticons to perfectly capture this moment, but I fear that is asking too much.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Anthony's "Suck my balls for POTD" club?
by Anonymous13 years ago
No the Anthony's "Users who used to have spaces and not underscores in there usernames who also achieved POTD" Club.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I have 2 and I didn't do anything O_O
by Anonymous13 years ago
?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Congrats, Chauncy!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not too many Chauncys on --- wait..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Now we will find out if he will comment whore his own POTD.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's more comment masturbation if you ask me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
If you're comment masturbating and I comment, am I comment jacking you off?
by Anonymous13 years ago
...Do you want to be?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yes.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I NEED AN ADULT! (cry2)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Shh, shh.... It's ok. We're just playing a game.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Mr. Balls? Why don't you just have a seat? Chauncy, you're free to go while I talk with this predator here.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Umm... Shit... HE SAID HE WAS 18! If I knew, I never would have touched him! *attempts to run away*
by Anonymous13 years ago
*Sighs in relief, then realizes that the roles should be reversed as Balls is a 15-year-old and he himself will be 19 by the end of the month; tries to make a run for it after Balls*
by Anonymous13 years ago
*realizes she was just molested by a man with several mental problems and finds a therapist*
by Anonymous13 years ago
*same*
by Anonymous13 years ago
I didn't pay attention to your username at first and got very confused...
by Anonymous13 years ago
he's all over the POTD.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't know why I'm so happy that you got POTD.
You've deserved a non-anonymous one for a looong time. Congrats.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Speaking of anonymous...
by Anonymous13 years ago
You know who ELSE got POTD?
My MOM!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Who da facue think you are? You think you's bettah then the resta us? WHy? Cuz you got some pot head of the day? Bitch, you ain't special! My mom's said you she goina wal-mart to get some apple juice, and you couldn't come cause you so damn Chauncy. Ain't nobady watch MISFITS or PORTLANDIA. Get outta heya witcha ragedy self. YOU ain't right, Chauncy.
-Trya
by Anonymous13 years ago
BLAAM!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I like choclate milk
by Anonymous13 years ago
Did you come up with this?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why POTD? Why not Zoidberg?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Because Anthony's supplier of Zoidberg was busted with producing and distributing Zoidberg illegally.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dem druggies.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bout freakin time! IAUWHOuiarfowofuiwah78er0r398jeft im so happy for you
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