+443 Next thing you know, airlines will be charging pregnant women for 2 tickets. After that, they'll give them a full body pat-down for looking "suspicious"..."Excuse me ma'am. I'm going to need you to step over here. Are you hiding a BOMB in there?", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

youre not even suppost to be on a plane if youre pregnant except for a few random week periods

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As long as you have clearance from your doctor you can fly. My aunt flew when she was almost 8 mon preggo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Up to 24 months, it is 100% safe for a pregnant woman to fly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

weeks* That'd be a helluva long pregnancy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if she got inseminated from a stick of dynamite and she really WAS pregnant with a bomb!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its happened, hiding shit in fake bellys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey! You can't say BOMB on the internet!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! This is the funniest conversation ever!! :D :D :D :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If the pregnant lady was big enough that she needed two seats then she should buy two seats.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(_-): Wouldn't the X-Rays catch that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

people can claim them to be 'unethical'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was flying back home after a vacation last year, I was wearing a big Minnie Mouse sweater, so they decided to pat me down, and a pregnant woman! The two least suspicious people in the whole airport.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoooaaahhhhh there. Hold up. Its a joke! I am WELL aware of the whole "pregnant-lady-on-a-plane" thing. "I aint be stupid, yo"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

obviously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

notice the quotation marks around the "i aint be stupid, yo" Thats sarcasm..... HAH

by Anonymous 13 years ago