There are many unanswered questions about Spongebob: his age, his sexual orientation, and why does the show messes with your head- there is an ocean under water, he dries himself with towels... amirite?

+443 There are many unanswered questions about Spongebob: his age, his sexual orientation, and why does the show messes with your head- there is an ocean under water, he dries himself with towels... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are BEACHES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And they can drown...underwater.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It'd be weird if they could drown above water wary

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The creator says he's asexual.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

somone told me the creator said hes gay. i like asexual better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I thought you guys were talking about the creator.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

psh. i bet he is too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol asexual.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spongebob's birthday is on the same day as mine, except he's older. He's 24.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was about to say that. Also, he's asexual. As for the rest, it's a cartoon that's supposed to be silly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone said he was about 30. But since he's a sponge that's still pretty young, sponges can live for hundreds of years...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do they need to shower? Waste of water. :C

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they have cups too,wtf

by Anonymous 13 years ago

most "fuck logic" images are Spongebob

by Anonymous 12 years ago