+218 Getting coal is still a better present than getting absolutely nothing, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Especially with gas prices these days.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Indeed, at least you can burn it to stay warm. Or use it to operate your steam engine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In school, I wrote a short story about people who murder eachother because they had an addiction to coal. My first grade teacher was disturbed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What to do when you get coal: 1: Place coal in a small, combustible area in a store ajoined with a jewlery store 2: light coal on fire 3: Once everyone rushes out of jewlery store, go in and steal all precious items 4: Sell jewlery 5: Buy more coal 6: Repeat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey! It's the heterosexual, male, horny hippo!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

See? I'm learning. :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago