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Getting coal is still a better present than getting absolutely nothing, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Especially with gas prices these days.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Indeed, at least you can burn it to stay warm. Or use it to operate your steam engine.
by Anonymous12 years ago
In school, I wrote a short story about people who murder eachother because they had an addiction to coal. My first grade teacher was disturbed.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What to do when you get coal:
1: Place coal in a small, combustible area in a store ajoined with a jewlery store
2: light coal on fire
3: Once everyone rushes out of jewlery store, go in and steal all precious items
4: Sell jewlery
5: Buy more coal
6: Repeat
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