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Getting coal is still a better present than getting absolutely nothing, amirite?

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What to do when you get coal:
1: Place coal in a small, combustible area in a store ajoined with a jewlery store
2: light coal on fire
3: Once everyone rushes out of jewlery store, go in and steal all precious items
4: Sell jewlery
5: Buy more coal
6: Repeat

Especially with gas prices these days.

In school, I wrote a short story about people who murder eachother because they had an addiction to coal. My first grade teacher was disturbed.

Hey! It's the heterosexual, male, horny hippo!

Indeed, at least you can burn it to stay warm. Or use it to operate your steam engine.

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