+483 With a name like "Skywalker", what the fuck else was he going to do? Go into law? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No,but that would be an amazing male stripper name. "Introducing.......SKYWALKER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DA DA DA DA DA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If lasts names have anything to do with anything then what does that mean for me? My last name is Christ. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Introducing new CHRIS-TEA! (Nothing can make you feel more alive! Even if you've felt dead before!) (THE official energy drink of Jesus!)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish I could think of some witty child custody joke right now...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pope Skywalker I is pretty catchy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he could become a forensic pathologist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure I had a Doctor Skywalker when I was little... My last name is Broadway, and for the longest time I wanted to be an actress.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so cool. mine's parry - maybe i'll become a fencer :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plastic surgery? Um, yes Dr. Skywalker. I would like a nipple extension.

by Anonymous 13 years ago