Those guys that talk extremely fast on commercials should use their skills to become rappers, amirite?

Aw. I came for a funny example.. There's none :(

Or they could continue using them for commercials that need fast talking people.

Or rap and talk about the product at the same time

But the flow and rhymes would suck so no.

I read rapers and was like, uh wtf does that have to do with anything....

Like the narrator on Glee: 'So here's what you missed on Glee....'