+641 Dogs seem to have no way of telling how much time has passed when you've been gone. You walk in to you're house after being gone for 15 minutes and they run up to you, tail wagging, like "YOUCAMEBACKITHOUGHTYOUWEREGOINGTOBEGONEFOREVERILOVEYOUDON'TEVERLEAVEMEAGAIN!!!", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

From the book "Napalm and Silly Putty" Thief

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(I read too): My apologies. I didn't realize I'd plagerized, I haven't even read that before. Besides, just because someone else had used it doesn't mean I didn't come up with it on my own.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No need to apologize. It is possible for two people to have the same idea!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And that's why I love my puppies

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i HATE it when my dog does that! it's so annoying!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My dog does that even if I went outside to take out the trash xD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dog are cute that way:P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And cats only want you to be home so you can feed them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I enjoy this reaction a lot when I've had a bad day where I feel like everyone hates me. It's nice to know someone will always be loyal and love you no matter how bad you fuck up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Agreed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"BACONTIME? BACON!!! GOTTALOVETHATBACON! I'DGETITMYSELFBUTIDON'THAVETHUMBS!!! YUMYUMYUMIT'SBACONNNNN!!!!!!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They actually can't

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My dog does that when I go outside for half a second to check the temperature

by Anonymous 14 years ago