It would suck if Hitler actually meant "I hate Juice" but people misheard him, amirite?

Except Juice and Jews sound completely different in German

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And I don't think he would go along with killing so many Jews (as the "ringleader") if he didn't hate them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow I feel dumb. It took me forever to figure out why you posted that link. I skimmed through the whole page wondering what I was looking for... then I got it...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bo Burnham...kinda?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Guys it was a joke. There's no need to analyze it. It was funny, just move on.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wasn't funny at all, it's as old as my parents

by Anonymous 14 years ago

so...because it's old means it can't be funny? id never heard it before and i got a laugh out of it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, just that it wasn't funny to me. Search "what Hitler really meant" by horny hippo productions on YouTube, that's funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

not too sure if i want to trust somebody named "horny hippo productions".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah I can understand why, but it's made by a couple of kids I know, and I gaurantee it's hilarious

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh i thought it was made by some erotic safari animals you knew. horny hippos, with special guest chesty cheetah

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ross, seriously stop trying to get a high rated comment.. that was terrible.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol yeah I know.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

omfg that vide reminds of fred. JUST NO.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How is that even remotely close to Fred?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How is that even remotely close to Fred?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the high bitch raging noise

by Anonymous 14 years ago

pitch*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think thats even close to as annoying as fred

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It was better before you corrected it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Damn you auto-correct!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was thinking the same thing. I hate how butthurt people can get here sometimes, makes me feel like I'm still on mlia.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Although I could've sworn I saw this on Cyanide & Happiness... But I could be wrong.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Knock knock Hitler: Who's there? Eye maj Hitler: Eye maj who? FUUUUU -memebase.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Link.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://teenymanolo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Link.jpg [ http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-eye-maj-who.jpg]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ok

by Anonymous 14 years ago

GUYS CHILL. it's a joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Hey Hitler, do you want some of this delicious juice?" "Nein! I hate das juice!" "Are you sure? It's not from concentrate." "Mmmmmmm. Concentration."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"hey hitler, want some orange juice?" "NEIN! I HATE DAS JUICE!" "let me rephrase. would you like the crushed fluid of an orange?" "NEIN! MUST NOT BE ORANGE! MUST BE BLUE.. WITH BLONDE HAIR!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Fuhrer, our intelligence shows that the allies are going to invade Normandy within three days." "NEIN! What is das weather reaport for Normandy?" "It says it will be hailing, Hitler." "What? Speak up, I can't hear you." "It's hail, Hitler! HAIL, HITLER!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

das juice? smh. it would actually be der saft. and i might be wrong but im pretty sure hitler didnt even speak english

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I see that you skipped the first 20 comments...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no, i just wanted to make sure everybody knew that. thats why i made this post a long time ago. http://www.amirite.net/417295

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're right, because what better way to enjoy a joke than to thoroughly analyze it's premise and vigorously point out it's flaws? And what I was saying was that the exact same thing had already been written above. You contributed nothing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Hitler, the States have sunk a u-boat." NO U BOAT!!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

-Did he say "Glass of juice" or "Gas the Jews"? -I dunno, but he's in a pretty bad mood, so we'd best do both just incase.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

follow-up

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Genocide of grapes instead of people sounds more appealing to me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jew eat? Jew? People are always talking about us.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WOODY ALLEN REFERENCE?? You're awesome!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No. I clearly meant jews

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're telling me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey, you didn't have to witness the aftermath.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank God

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel like this whole conversation was one person

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wrote the first one. I don't know about the rest

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ha, I was "Jew"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha i was "juice"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Let's be honest, a hate for Jews is more understandable than hate for juice. Who doesn't love orange juice?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Apple juice > orange juice all day, erryday.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No way! Orange juice <3 :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes way! Apple juice <3 :D Oh, how I love typing like a 13 year old girl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well okay then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you typed like some of the 13-year-old girls I know, it would be "OMG LIKEEE TOTALY!!! i luvvv appleeee juiceeee <3333333 peeceee outttt girlll ;DDD"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No way! Blended tobacco juice ftw

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cranberry juice beats all

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like lemon juice, but I'm also able to eat a handful of Sour Patch Kids with a straight face, so my juice preference really has no bearing on reality.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lemon juice is also acceptable

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...You mean lemonade?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, when I was a kid I drank straight lemon juice, and I still enjoy it watered down.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, not me. It's too sour :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cranberr-grape juice beats all :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I mean, it's funny...but POTD material? sorry, don't think so...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sucks that you don't get to pick, hey?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Meehh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, but then he might be considered liquidist

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Reposted from dear blank please blank :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

today op was a faggot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're saying this mostly because you had a similar post, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no. im saying this because this is a really old joke. and it was stolen from dearblankpleaseblank.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

give me the link, then I'll belive u

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/permalink.php?viewid=77923#disqus_thread its not word for word but its still the same general idea

by Anonymous 14 years ago

today POTD was a repost. smh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm eating chips.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are they doritos?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They're doritos.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pics or it didnt happen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my profile pictures is a picture of me eating chips.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Could be photoshopped.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh snap I didn't think about this....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So give me some legit pics...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You really need a new shtick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Could've swore I seen this on Family Guy or something.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's not--no. I know that it's a joke. I don't care. It's inaccurate and not funny. It's also a repost.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what he said

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude, you can't just rip stuff off from dear blank please blank. Most people on here have an addiction to FML, MLIA, DBPB, Amirite, and Unrelated Captions. Here's a hint, If you're gonna steal, BE SMARTER ABOUT IT.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, barelypolitical can be pretty funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nope. I wish he had accomplished his goal. Sadly, thanks to American intervention, there are still Jews alive today.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(A Respectable White): :=========( jew frownie face

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What American invention?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

he said intervention not invention.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jmayrod got POTD? What has this world come to...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

damn, and my whole life i thought he would have spoken German

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not saying that this joke isn't funny, despite that I've heard it about thirty times, but is there honestly a post of yours that is original and not taken from something you saw on another website? That's all I see in your posts on the Just In page.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"I want my juice concentrated!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Too many follow-ups

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Douchey follow-ups at that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought the one quoting Truuninja was funny....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That one was fine. Then he made two or three others telling people how to learn to take a joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Most things quoting Truuinja are pretty funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahahah good one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did anyone else think of Michael McIntyre when they saw this post? His whole 'juice and the Nazi baby' sketch? Still, the post is pretty awesome, wherever it's from.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes straight away! love micky mac he's amazing!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sorry, I really liked this post, but I have to vote No Way for that follow-up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Apology NOT accepted.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(POTDSun Jan23rd 2011): The follow-up still made the OP be a complete douchebag.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Reminds me of that Michael MacIntyre joke...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like this, like it a lot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why would anyone hate juice, it so yummy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

repeat

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Way to steal from Bo Burnham

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lexoixz8Hu1qa8137.jpg Relevant.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's my boy Bo yo! Try saying that 5 times fast.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

easy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When I was younger, my mom would take me to the grocery store, and my mom asked me and my sister if we wanted any juice. I didn't like juice then, so I shouted down the aisles, "I DON'T LIKE JUICE, I HATE JUICE!" Sadly, because of my toddler mouth, it sounded 'jews' instead of 'juice'.

by Anonymous 14 years ago