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-Did he say "Glass of juice" or "Gas the Jews"?
-I dunno, but he's in a pretty bad mood, so we'd best do both just incase.
follow-up
I swear I did not know this was on DBPB
wow....... Just somebody post a link
This is an ancient joke. DBPB didn't come up with it and neither did the OP. It's not plagiarism because this is a classic.
Copy from one and it's plagiarism. Copy from 2+; research.
"Hey Hitler, do you want some of this delicious juice?"
"Nein! I hate das juice!"
"Are you sure? It's not from concentrate."
"Mmmmmmm. Concentration."
"hey hitler, want some orange juice?"
"NEIN! I HATE DAS JUICE!"
"let me rephrase. would you like the crushed fluid of an orange?"
"NEIN! MUST NOT BE ORANGE! MUST BE BLUE.. WITH BLONDE HAIR!"
"Fuhrer, our intelligence shows that the allies are going to invade Normandy within three days." "NEIN! What is das weather reaport for Normandy?" "It says it will be hailing, Hitler." "What? Speak up, I can't hear you." "It's hail, Hitler! HAIL, HITLER!"
das juice? smh. it would actually be der saft. and i might be wrong but im pretty sure hitler didnt even speak english
I see that you skipped the first 20 comments...
"Hitler, the States have sunk a u-boat." NO U BOAT!!"
no, i just wanted to make sure everybody knew that. thats why i made this post a long time ago. http://www.amirite.net/417295
You're right, because what better way to enjoy a joke than to thoroughly analyze it's premise and vigorously point out it's flaws? And what I was saying was that the exact same thing had already been written above. You contributed nothing.
Except Juice and Jews sound completely different in German
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
That's an interesting choice of lube...
I apologize.
You just jelly
Wow I feel dumb. It took me forever to figure out why you posted that link. I skimmed through the whole page wondering what I was looking for... then I got it...
lol
And I don't think he would go along with killing so many Jews (as the "ringleader") if he didn't hate them.
Guys it was a joke. There's no need to analyze it. It was funny, just move on.
thank you
Wasn't funny at all, it's as old as my parents
so...because it's old means it can't be funny? id never heard it before and i got a laugh out of it.
No, just that it wasn't funny to me. Search "what Hitler really meant" by horny hippo productions on YouTube, that's funny
not too sure if i want to trust somebody named "horny hippo productions".
Yeah I can understand why, but it's made by a couple of kids I know, and I gaurantee it's hilarious
oh i thought it was made by some erotic safari animals you knew. horny hippos, with special guest chesty cheetah
Ross, seriously stop trying to get a high rated comment.. that was terrible.
Lol yeah I know.
omfg that vide reminds of fred.
JUST NO.
How is that even remotely close to Fred?
How is that even remotely close to Fred?
the high bitch raging noise
pitch*
It was better before you corrected it.
I don't think thats even close to as annoying as fred
Damn you auto-correct!!!!
Wtf?
are you making anonymous comments agreeing with yourself?!
No. I clearly meant jews
You're telling me.
Thank God
I feel like this whole conversation was one person
haha i was "juice"
I wrote the first one. I don't know about the rest
Ha, I was "Jew"
Hey, you didn't have to witness the aftermath.
Knock knock
Hitler: Who's there?
Eye maj
Hitler: Eye maj who?
FUUUUU
-memebase.
Link.
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Ok
Bo Burnham...kinda?
Genocide of grapes instead of people sounds more appealing to me.
I'm eating chips.
You really need a new shtick.
Are they doritos?
They're doritos.
Pics or it didnt happen.
my profile pictures is a picture of me eating chips.
Could be photoshopped.
Oh snap I didn't think about this....
So give me some legit pics...
I was thinking the same thing. I hate how butthurt people can get here sometimes, makes me feel like I'm still on mlia.
Although I could've sworn I saw this on Cyanide & Happiness... But I could be wrong.
Jew eat? Jew?
People are always talking about us.
WOODY ALLEN REFERENCE?? You're awesome!
"I want my juice concentrated!"
Too many follow-ups
Douchey follow-ups at that.
I thought the one quoting Truuninja was funny....
That one was fine. Then he made two or three others telling people how to learn to take a joke.
Most things quoting Truuinja are pretty funny.
I mean, it's funny...but POTD material? sorry, don't think so...
Sucks that you don't get to pick, hey?
Yeah, but then he might be considered liquidist
Dude, you can't just rip stuff off from dear blank please blank. Most people on here have an addiction to FML, MLIA, DBPB, Amirite, and Unrelated Captions. Here's a hint, If you're gonna steal, BE SMARTER ABOUT IT.
nice post :)
Jmayrod got POTD? What has this world come to...
I'm not saying that this joke isn't funny, despite that I've heard it about thirty times, but is there honestly a post of yours that is original and not taken from something you saw on another website? That's all I see in your posts on the Just In page.
When I was younger, my mom would take me to the grocery store, and my mom asked me and my sister if we wanted any juice. I didn't like juice then, so I shouted down the aisles, "I DON'T LIKE JUICE, I HATE JUICE!" Sadly, because of my toddler mouth, it sounded 'jews' instead of 'juice'.
Reposted from dear blank please blank :(
damn, and my whole life i thought he would have spoken German
Did anyone else think of Michael McIntyre when they saw this post? His whole 'juice and the Nazi baby' sketch? Still, the post is pretty awesome, wherever it's from.
Yes straight away! love micky mac he's amazing!!!!
Relevant.
i think so. i was in german for 2 years.
ah. I thought you meant germany
I think you said it right. Maybe Ich hasse der Saft
You speak English, German AND parseltongue? Hmm, quite an impressive assortment you have under your belt
NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NIEN! POTD sounds nothing like party!
9!9!9!9!9!9!9!9!9!9!9!
I just voted your comment up to +9. I feel special.
Are you retarded?
Is the "n" silent?
'Cus I'm sexy.
Hi there. I am Truuninja. It is great to meet you. Do you like ladders?
Not as much as your mom was last night.
um... that was my dad. He likes dress-up :)
No, no, don't be silly! I'm not your dad, hun.
Then who was... ohhhh grampa
Are the "s" and the "n" silent?
Meehh
Could've swore I seen this on Family Guy or something.
Sorry, I really liked this post, but I have to vote No Way for that follow-up.
Apology NOT accepted.
(POTDSun Jan23rd 2011): The follow-up still made the OP be a complete douchebag.
No, but they could be.
Reminds me of that Michael MacIntyre joke...
I get that Juice and Jews sound completely different in German, but it's a joke. Don't look too far into it
I like this, like it a lot.
why would anyone hate juice, it so yummy
repeat
Way to steal from Bo Burnham
It's my boy Bo yo!
Try saying that 5 times fast.
easy
That's not--no. I know that it's a joke. I don't care. It's inaccurate and not funny. It's also a repost.
what he said
hahahah good one.
Yeah, barelypolitical can be pretty funny.
today op was a faggot.
You're saying this mostly because you had a similar post, amirite?
no. im saying this because this is a really old joke. and it was stolen from dearblankpleaseblank.
give me the link, then I'll belive u
http://dearblankpleaseblank.com...#disqus_thread its not word for word but its still the same general idea
Nope. I wish he had accomplished his goal. Sadly, thanks to American intervention, there are still Jews alive today.
(A Respectable White): :=========(
jew frownie face
What American invention?
he said intervention not invention.
today POTD was a repost. smh.
GUYS CHILL. it's a joke.
Let's be honest, a hate for Jews is more understandable than hate for juice. Who doesn't love orange juice?
Apple juice > orange juice all day, erryday.
No way! Orange juice <3 :D
Yes way! Apple juice <3 :D
Oh, how I love typing like a 13 year old girl.
If you typed like some of the 13-year-old girls I know, it would be "OMG LIKEEE TOTALY!!! i luvvv appleeee juiceeee <3333333 peeceee outttt girlll ;DDD"
Well okay then.
Cranberry juice beats all
I like lemon juice, but I'm also able to eat a handful of Sour Patch Kids with a straight face, so my juice preference really has no bearing on reality.
Lemon juice is also acceptable
...You mean lemonade?
No, when I was a kid I drank straight lemon juice, and I still enjoy it watered down.
Oh, not me. It's too sour :/
No way! Blended tobacco juice ftw
Cranberr-grape juice beats all :)