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It would suck if Hitler actually meant "I hate Juice" but people misheard him, amirite?

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-Did he say "Glass of juice" or "Gas the Jews"?
-I dunno, but he's in a pretty bad mood, so we'd best do both just incase.

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are +354Reply
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@985156

I swear I did not know this was on DBPB

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@985193

wow....... Just somebody post a link

@985193

This is an ancient joke. DBPB didn't come up with it and neither did the OP. It's not plagiarism because this is a classic.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +6Reply

"Hey Hitler, do you want some of this delicious juice?"
"Nein! I hate das juice!"
"Are you sure? It's not from concentrate."
"Mmmmmmm. Concentration."

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +302Reply
@BreakfastFan "Hey Hitler, do you want some of this delicious juice?" "Nein! I hate das juice!" "Are you sure? It's not from...

"hey hitler, want some orange juice?"
"NEIN! I HATE DAS JUICE!"
"let me rephrase. would you like the crushed fluid of an orange?"
"NEIN! MUST NOT BE ORANGE! MUST BE BLUE.. WITH BLONDE HAIR!"

@Ross "hey hitler, want some orange juice?" "NEIN! I HATE DAS JUICE!" "let me rephrase. would you like the crushed fluid...

"Fuhrer, our intelligence shows that the allies are going to invade Normandy within three days." "NEIN! What is das weather reaport for Normandy?" "It says it will be hailing, Hitler." "What? Speak up, I can't hear you." "It's hail, Hitler! HAIL, HITLER!"

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +98Reply
@Ross "hey hitler, want some orange juice?" "NEIN! I HATE DAS JUICE!" "let me rephrase. would you like the crushed fluid...

das juice? smh. it would actually be der saft. and i might be wrong but im pretty sure hitler didnt even speak english

@BreakfastFan I see that you skipped the first 20 comments...

"Hitler, the States have sunk a u-boat." NO U BOAT!!"

@BreakfastFan I see that you skipped the first 20 comments...

no, i just wanted to make sure everybody knew that. thats why i made this post a long time ago. http://www.amirite.net/417295

@Thomas no, i just wanted to make sure everybody knew that. thats why i made this post a long time ago...

You're right, because what better way to enjoy a joke than to thoroughly analyze it's premise and vigorously point out it's flaws? And what I was saying was that the exact same thing had already been written above. You contributed nothing.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +22Reply

Except Juice and Jews sound completely different in German

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@984819

That's an interesting choice of lube...

@984819

I apologize.

Anonymous +11Reply
@http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

Wow I feel dumb. It took me forever to figure out why you posted that link. I skimmed through the whole page wondering what I was looking for... then I got it...

silverdoe65s avatar silverdoe65 Yeah You Are +32Reply
@omg Except Juice and Jews sound completely different in German

And I don't think he would go along with killing so many Jews (as the "ringleader") if he didn't hate them.

Anonymous +2Reply

Guys it was a joke. There's no need to analyze it. It was funny, just move on.

Anonymous +56Reply
@Kluklayu Wasn't funny at all, it's as old as my parents

so...because it's old means it can't be funny? id never heard it before and i got a laugh out of it.

Anonymous +33Reply
@so...because it's old means it can't be funny? id never heard it before and i got a laugh out of it.

No, just that it wasn't funny to me. Search "what Hitler really meant" by horny hippo productions on YouTube, that's funny

@Ross not too sure if i want to trust somebody named "horny hippo productions".

Yeah I can understand why, but it's made by a couple of kids I know, and I gaurantee it's hilarious

@Kluklayu Yeah I can understand why, but it's made by a couple of kids I know, and I gaurantee it's hilarious

oh i thought it was made by some erotic safari animals you knew. horny hippos, with special guest chesty cheetah

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@901934

are you making anonymous comments agreeing with yourself?!

No. I clearly meant jews

Anonymous +42Reply
@No. I clearly meant jews

You're telling me.

Anonymous +45Reply
@You're telling me.

Hey, you didn't have to witness the aftermath.

Anonymous +27Reply

Knock knock
Hitler: Who's there?
Eye maj
Hitler: Eye maj who?
FUUUUU
-memebase.

Katffros avatar Katffro Yeah You Are +34Reply

Bo Burnham...kinda?

Anonymous +28Reply

Genocide of grapes instead of people sounds more appealing to me.

I'm eating chips.

I was thinking the same thing. I hate how butthurt people can get here sometimes, makes me feel like I'm still on mlia.

Anonymous +11Reply

Although I could've sworn I saw this on Cyanide & Happiness... But I could be wrong.

jens avatar jen Yeah You Are +8Reply

Jew eat? Jew?

People are always talking about us.

@ender Jew eat? Jew? People are always talking about us.

WOODY ALLEN REFERENCE?? You're awesome!

Roxies avatar Roxie Yeah You Are +4Reply

"I want my juice concentrated!"

Anonymous +5Reply

Too many follow-ups

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +5Reply
@DanielJames Douchey follow-ups at that.

I thought the one quoting Truuninja was funny....

@bluegoddess I thought the one quoting Truuninja was funny....

That one was fine. Then he made two or three others telling people how to learn to take a joke.

@Blearslyrarer Too many follow-ups

Most things quoting Truuinja are pretty funny.

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are 0Reply

I mean, it's funny...but POTD material? sorry, don't think so...

Yeah, but then he might be considered liquidist

peppers2s avatar peppers2 Yeah You Are +4Reply

Dude, you can't just rip stuff off from dear blank please blank. Most people on here have an addiction to FML, MLIA, DBPB, Amirite, and Unrelated Captions. Here's a hint, If you're gonna steal, BE SMARTER ABOUT IT.

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@985030

nice post :)

Jmayrod got POTD? What has this world come to...

I'm not saying that this joke isn't funny, despite that I've heard it about thirty times, but is there honestly a post of yours that is original and not taken from something you saw on another website? That's all I see in your posts on the Just In page.

Anonymous +4Reply

When I was younger, my mom would take me to the grocery store, and my mom asked me and my sister if we wanted any juice. I didn't like juice then, so I shouted down the aisles, "I DON'T LIKE JUICE, I HATE JUICE!" Sadly, because of my toddler mouth, it sounded 'jews' instead of 'juice'.

Reposted from dear blank please blank :(

damn, and my whole life i thought he would have spoken German

Anonymous +1Reply

Did anyone else think of Michael McIntyre when they saw this post? His whole 'juice and the Nazi baby' sketch? Still, the post is pretty awesome, wherever it's from.

thinkfathomlesss avatar thinkfathomless Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@984806

i think so. i was in german for 2 years.

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@985109

hmm smilie i meant the class

@Thomas i meant the class

ah. I thought you meant germany

@984806

I think you said it right. Maybe Ich hasse der Saft

@ispeakparseltongue I think you said it right. Maybe Ich hasse der Saft

You speak English, German AND parseltongue? Hmm, quite an impressive assortment you have under your belt

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@984813

NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NIEN! POTD sounds nothing like party!

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +15Reply
@O_o 9!9!9!9!9!9!9!9!9!9!9!

I just voted your comment up to +9. I feel special.

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@984839

Are you retarded?

AntiJokeChickens avatar AntiJokeChicken Yeah You Are +2Reply
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@984850

Is the "n" silent?

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@985464

'Cus I'm sexy.

@984850

Hi there. I am Truuninja. It is great to meet you. Do you like ladders?

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are +5Reply
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@984861

Not as much as your mom was last night.

Anonymous +36Reply
@Not as much as your mom was last night.

um... that was my dad. He likes dress-up :)

@Im_so_bored_so_bye um... that was my dad. He likes dress-up :)

No, no, don't be silly! I'm not your dad, hun.

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@984868

Are the "s" and the "n" silent?

Anonymous +34Reply

Meehh

Could've swore I seen this on Family Guy or something.

Anonymous 0Reply

Sorry, I really liked this post, but I have to vote No Way for that follow-up.

Spains avatar Spain No Way 0Reply
@Apology NOT accepted.

(POTDSun Jan23rd 2011): The follow-up still made the OP be a complete douchebag.

Spains avatar Spain No Way 0Reply
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@985952

No, but they could be.

Reminds me of that Michael MacIntyre joke...

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@985993

I get that Juice and Jews sound completely different in German, but it's a joke. Don't look too far into it

I like this, like it a lot.

Katrins avatar Katrin Yeah You Are 0Reply

why would anyone hate juice, it so yummy

repeat

Way to steal from Bo Burnham

It's my boy Bo yo!

Try saying that 5 times fast.

Anonymous 0Reply

That's not--no. I know that it's a joke. I don't care. It's inaccurate and not funny. It's also a repost.

Ram27s avatar Ram27 No Way -1Reply

hahahah good one.

Yeah, barelypolitical can be pretty funny.

today op was a faggot.

@Thomas today op was a faggot.

You're saying this mostly because you had a similar post, amirite?

Nope. I wish he had accomplished his goal. Sadly, thanks to American intervention, there are still Jews alive today.

Anonymous -5Reply

today POTD was a repost. smh.

GUYS CHILL. it's a joke.

Cocacola319s avatar Cocacola319 Yeah You Are -8Reply

Let's be honest, a hate for Jews is more understandable than hate for juice. Who doesn't love orange juice?

@Kaitlyn No way! Orange juice <3 :D

Yes way! Apple juice <3 :D

Oh, how I love typing like a 13 year old girl.

@DanielJames Yes way! Apple juice <3 :D Oh, how I love typing like a 13 year old girl.

If you typed like some of the 13-year-old girls I know, it would be "OMG LIKEEE TOTALY!!! i luvvv appleeee juiceeee <3333333 peeceee outttt girlll ;DDD"

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