6 probably only spread the 7-8-9 rumor to cover up the things 6 and 9 do together, amirite?

69 jokes. How everyone loves them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not the bastard child, made from 6 not wearing a condom. He never knew his dad, and his mom beat him, because he ruined her life. Everyday he gets made fun of at school for being poor and fatherless. He hates the joke, because to him it's not a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No a penis is a bastard child.. His father beats him, his hair is crazy, his brothers are nuts, and his best friend's a pussy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't know you could get pregnant from your mouth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They were mormon and held hands?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How the fuck is that relevant?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're just mad because you're Jewish .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're just mad because some people are homosexuals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please, homosexuals are the least if my worries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not what you said in Leviticus... smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't even write the bible. Some guys named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John wrote most of it for me. They messed up on a few things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Leviticus is in the Old Testament...Shouldn't you know that...GOD!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess I forgot to mention I'd never read it either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does it even matter? Shouldn't you know everything and anything?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very similar to dear blank please blank

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How is this even similar? It's not even the same format.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There was a DBPB post that said basically the same thing, so that's why it's similar.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

7 may have eaten 9, but before that, 6 ate 9 out. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ohhhhhh now i get it thnx :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it just me, or is courage_wolf a HUGE asshole?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What prompted this outburst? Would you have preferred it had I said 'Thank you for explaining the joke, Captain Obvious'? Are you basing this off of one comment, or have you determined this over a period of time?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have seen you make shitty comments to people before and I think your a huge asshole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You think my huge asshole what? And yes, I do make snarky comments to people make stupid comments. I am not going to stop just because a few users are irritated by it. Maybe they will be irritated enough to stop making stupid comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I totally disagree with you, just because someone makes a stupid comment or a comment that wasn't funny doesn't mean you should make dick remarks. People like you make me lose hope in humanity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People who make mildly irritating and/or disparaging remarks to people who make stupid and obvious comments make you lose faith in humanity? I must say, I don't envy the strength of your convictions.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, people who are dicks for the sake of being a dick make me lose faith in humanity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you think comments that are stupid or redundant should just float around? When people respond to stupid comments I make, I try to stop making them. Maybe the same will happen to other people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, redundant comments are annoying, but you don't have to be a giant asshole. You can just fucking ignore the comments, you don't have to read everysingle one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're really overreacting here. Read my first comment in this thread, then read yours. I made a joke implying the comment was obvious. The very first thing you said was that I was a huge asshole. Maybe you're the one who should practice what you preach.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not basing my opinion on this one comment, I have seen you make other shitty comments to other people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Again, were you the one just telling me I could ignore the comments? You don't seem to be turning the other cheek very well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't ignore your comment because your just being a dick. Theres a difference between being a dick and an unfunny comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You act like I make these comments with the sole purpose of inflicting pain on others. This is not the case. It's not as if I commented something like 'YOU DUMB CUNT, YOU JUST REWORDED THE POST AS A COMMENT, HOW DID YOU GET A SINGLE COMMENT LOVE?' I poked fun at him, and you're turning it into something entirely different. Any reason you're commenting anon?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy Shit!! No one was supposed to find out! I'm ruined...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Stop commenting and eat me out

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stop making me feel very irrelevant

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats what jimmy fallon said on the weekend update!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah haha that's where I got it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I want to point out that this post has 69 favourites at the moment

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whats the 69 joke?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I never thought of 7 ate nine joke sexually until now...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are the two people performing the act quadruple amputees with hugely out-of-proportion heads?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shameless self-promotion.... http://amirite.net/570873

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHA! Stop spreading those rumors around stop spreading the lies! ...and the STDs...yeah, nobody likes STDs man, thats some messed up shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do 6 and 9 read MLIA? Because I would try to cover that up, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

10 can do it with himself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But 8 is the hottest thing around! Hey, I'm trying to make 8 relevant here...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

8 has some sexy curves!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was going to thumbs up your post but then I realized it had +8 and I thought it was more fun that way :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

8 is from the front while a slightly stretched S is from the side

by Anonymous 13 years ago

8 is a slut.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny? Because 7-10-11

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dearblankpleaseblank anyone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's where i first saw it. Still funny, though

by Anonymous 13 years ago