1. Fill the bathtub up with 88.7 degree water.
2. Arrange rubber duckies and line them up in reverse rainbow order.
3. Squeeze three tubes of Double Double, Toil and Bubble.
4. Turn on Mozart's 532nd Symphony.
5. Get in my bikini.
6. Slip into the water.
Umm...a bikini? Really?
Of all the things you could have picked out... you chose that one?
Well, let's just say most people shower naked.
you've got it all planned out don't ya?
Aw, I was waiting for someone to put 'masturbate' somewhere in their sequence....
Wake the shower camel with a half-heated teaspoon and gauze*
*'shower camel' is not a euphemism. It is a camel which lives in my shower.
Apparently I'm the only person that does body wash then shampoo...
dont feel bad, i do too. theyre all freaks :)
1- Stand there for like five minutes just enjoying the water.
6- Enjoy water more.
Head and Shoulders (just in case)
1. Wash hair.
2. Wash face.
3. Wash body.
No touching the rear 'til face is clean and clear!
I have a whole system. It never changes. Ever. I like stability.
Shampoo. Put in conditioner. Wash body. Brush hair. Wash out conditioner.
7.Stand in front of the shower head and just soak for a few minutes.
Wash hair; condition; brush; shave; wash body; wash face.
2. Body wash
you don't just love standing there in the warm water??
Well yeah, but that's just the pauses between the steps.