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You have a certain order of doing things in the shower, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
1. Shampoo
2. Body wash
Done.
by Anonymous13 years ago
you don't just love standing there in the warm water??
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well yeah, but that's just the pauses between the steps.
by Anonymous13 years ago
gotcha
by Anonymous13 years ago
1. Fill the bathtub up with 88.7 degree water.
2. Arrange rubber duckies and line them up in reverse rainbow order.
3. Squeeze three tubes of Double Double, Toil and Bubble.
4. Turn on Mozart's 532nd Symphony.
5. Get in my bikini.
6. Slip into the water.
by Anonymous13 years ago
you've got it all planned out don't ya?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Umm...a bikini? Really?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Of all the things you could have picked out... you chose that one?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, let's just say most people shower naked.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Mine is:
Shampoo
Soap
Head and Shoulders (just in case)
Conditioner
by Anonymous13 years ago
Mine's:
Soap
Baboon blood
Shampoo
Wake the shower camel with a half-heated teaspoon and gauze*
Conditioner
Towel dry
*'shower camel' is not a euphemism. It is a camel which lives in my shower.
by Anonymous13 years ago
1. Wash hair.
2. Wash face.
3. Wash body.
by Anonymous13 years ago
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by Anonymous13 years ago
Aw, I was waiting for someone to put 'masturbate' somewhere in their sequence....
by Anonymous13 years ago
I have a whole system. It never changes. Ever. I like stability.
by Anonymous13 years ago
No touching the rear 'til face is clean and clear!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Shampoo. Put in conditioner. Wash body. Brush hair. Wash out conditioner.
by Anonymous13 years ago
1. Shampoo
2.Wash body
3.Rinse shampoo
4.Conditioner
5.Shave
6.Rinse conditioner
7.Stand in front of the shower head and just soak for a few minutes.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Apparently I'm the only person that does body wash then shampoo...
by Anonymous13 years ago
dont feel bad, i do too. theyre all freaks :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
fap
fap
fap
done
by Anonymous13 years ago
1- Stand there for like five minutes just enjoying the water.
2- Shampoo.
3- Conditioner.
4- Body.
5- Face.
6- Enjoy water more.
7. DONE.
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