i found this thread of people trying to be funny so annoying i wrestled a bear with my bare handsnotice the bad bear pun and then smoked a joint with him.
There is no double standard, dipshit. It was a joke, not a candid musing on gender superiority. The OP said something funny, and you didn't, which is why yours got downvoted. Also, why couldn't girls understand double standards?
I'm not sure if this example would work for what you were trying to get at, but still: http://www.amirite.net/202414 http://www.amirite.net/202414#comment1011517 http://www.amirite.net/514630
However, if you don't care to click the links, someone created a post saying that girlfriends should be the most important thing for guys. Then, some guy commented and said that if it were reversed, it would be sexist. So, another guy tried it out, and it turned out that he was right. Just thought I'd share that with you.
(By the way, I know the first link is negative, but when all this was going on, it had a REALLY high rating. And I know that not ALL girls act like that, so I don't want to get a lot of hate.)
Yeah, I see what you're going at. I don't agree with the anon, but I was just trying to show you a situation in which a majority girls didn't understand a double standard. And I agree with you on that last part; he's a pretty smart guy.
And handling kitchen utensils.
I literally laughed out loud
I figuratively laughed out loud
I didn't laugh.
I metaphorically laugher out loud
I laughed manically with sheer happiness to myself.
You unofficially ruined a joke that wasn't funny to begin with.
I sat there stoically and didn't make a sound.
i found this thread of people trying to be funny so annoying i wrestled a bear with my bare handsnotice the bad bear pun and then smoked a joint with him.
Why wouldn't you just kill the bear?
You don't think I'm funny?! Sobs
I'm offended, MY BEST FRIEND DIED TRYING TO BE FUNNY!
But wouldn't they just complain about how much it sucks that they have to clean up a dead guy and how hard it is to be her?
Period blood is a bitch to get out, man.
Were those blood stains there from when she tried to park her car? Poor guy
Fuck Jmayrod, getting POTD as an anon
Going to say this to the hubby.
Guys, before you clean up the huge mess you just made, remember that girls have more experience in the field.
I told my fiancé this all he had to say is "Girls are nasty."
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die...?
You beat me to it. I was going to post that.
You stole my comment.
Thief.
My bad.
But what if he gives her a High five? How is he a dick?
(Sarah J. Sherwood): you're a dick for saying that. idiot.
Yes, but if she shoots his fucking head off, he's not going to be able to beat her up
I was raised to treat women equally. This lead to my father's version of don't hit a girl which is ''Don't try to hurt those you care about''
We have more experience dealing with a hard time though, s'all good.
Guys certainly do have more experience with 'hard' times hehehe
your picture makes your comment worth while
I've had my period for the past 61 days...
feels good being a guy doesn't it?
Do you understand the reference?
I didn't even realize this was a period joke until I read the comments. I just thought they meant because women do the laundry.
That. Was. Amazing.
i heard they miss you over at MLIA
I heard they miss you over at the muppet orgy downtown
Ah, good times.
..what?
I know that was my reaction when Grover approached me...
oh, Dwight you naughty boy!
explain please? sorry I don't watch the office.
Was your mind. blown? ;D
I'm not strangling her...? And she's 2 yrs old.
Ahaha sorry. I was kind of confused :P
Thank you!
That's what she said
no it was Jmayrod, not you. He's just going under cover so people don't suspect anything.
Prove it by posting a follow up with your name.
Jmayrod's second account is a girl?
Actually the tampon and pad cleans it up so unless you are going to dab the floor with pads I suggest not cleaning the guy
I dislike this
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Ah shit, more period jokes.
Bloody hell, more period jokes.
"girls, before you make him too angry, remember, males have more experience shooting a gun, amirite?"
down voted like crazy
Was trying to show the double standard here, not trying to be funny. You're a girl, you wouldn't understand.
You are so dumb. You are really dumb. Fo' real.
Man, this above comment is hilarious!
You're right. You're cool. I wish I was you.
Great use of Anon
There is no double standard, dipshit. It was a joke, not a candid musing on gender superiority. The OP said something funny, and you didn't, which is why yours got downvoted. Also, why couldn't girls understand double standards?
I'm not sure if this example would work for what you were trying to get at, but still:
http://www.amirite.net/202414
http://www.amirite.net/202414#comment1011517
http://www.amirite.net/514630
However, if you don't care to click the links, someone created a post saying that girlfriends should be the most important thing for guys. Then, some guy commented and said that if it were reversed, it would be sexist. So, another guy tried it out, and it turned out that he was right. Just thought I'd share that with you.
(By the way, I know the first link is negative, but when all this was going on, it had a REALLY high rating. And I know that not ALL girls act like that, so I don't want to get a lot of hate.)
Yeah, I see what you're going at. I don't agree with the anon, but I was just trying to show you a situation in which a majority girls didn't understand a double standard. And I agree with you on that last part; he's a pretty smart guy.
Girls can't understand double standards because they're not sandwiches.
I think he's referring to fapping, but I could be wrong.
Masturbating. Like when they come. [awkwardly put]
Yeah they do, and read my other comment, retard. That was to just show the double standard here.
funny cuz its true