One third of americans believe Obama is a muslim. its really sad how stupid americans can be. i mean seriously, two thirds of americans are that blind? its just a fact that hes a muslim, amirite?
Two things wrong with this.
1) The ratio is 1/5.
2) The Onion News Network confirmed that 1/5 of Americans believe he is a cactus, not a Muslim. ( source: http://www.theonion.com/article...-cactus,18127/ )
For real, though, he is a cactus, not a Muslim.
i have some things about this. number one, i got the fact from this: http://www.amirite.net/383741 im not the stupid one, the idiot who made that post is, he doesnt even know what he's talking about and his username is wrong. number two, i thought cactus was a plant? is it code for like terrorist or something?
""We asked people of varying races, ages, and backgrounds the same question: 'What is President Barack Obama?'" Pew spokeswoman Jodi Miller told reporters. "And a fifth of them responded, 'A cactus.'"
According to the poll, Obama has lost favor among many voters who supported his candidacy in 2008 but have since come to doubt he is a mammal. While these Americans concede Obama may not specifically be a cactus, most believe he is a plant of some kind, with 18 percent saying the president is a ficus, 37 percent believing him to be a grain such as wheat or millet, and 12 percent convinced he is an old-growth forest in Northern California."
Actually, the Onion is a highly prestigious news corporation, and considered an extremely reliable source by several top-notch scholars and most major universities.
President Obama was seen sneaking off to Utah to worship at a Mormon church, go door-knocking, and visit his 8 other wives before going back to Michelle.
Fisrt of all terrorists are not only Muslims they are of every religion. Secondly, not "most" of Muslims are terrorists it's just a small percentage of them. Muslims don't have "gods" they have only one GOD (Allah). It's not called a Muslim Church you idiot it's called a Mosque. Muslims and the middle easterns aren't cavemen they live just like you only better because they have their religion and their one and only GOD by their side. And yes they have palm trees if that's such a big deal for you. Last but not least, I know all of this because I'm a Muslim and I come from Egypt which is located in Africa (in case you didn't know) and I'm proud of myself.
PS: Arabic is my first language yet I speak English fluently and better than lots of native Americans (That's just to show you that we are not cavemen or anything)
Am I the only one who laughed at this? Aside from the rather shit grammar, it wasn't too bad. Of course, I laugh at almost everything (that's an understatement actually).
Muslims live like Cavemen? Puh-lease! I know a Muslim man who has HUGE house(I mean GIANTLY HUGE) with four cars and a hell of a lot of more money than I have (And I'm white) So suck on that bitch!
trolololololol
There is a Repeal Obama? ad above and that is ironic.
Dumbass, the ads are based on the words in the post.
so why does mine have an ad for verizon...?
okay if ur going to WAsTE my time commenting something stupid, at least make it make sense lol idiot
Two things wrong with this.
1) The ratio is 1/5.
2) The Onion News Network confirmed that 1/5 of Americans believe he is a cactus, not a Muslim. ( source: http://www.theonion.com/article...-cactus,18127/ )
For real, though, he is a cactus, not a Muslim.
i have some things about this. number one, i got the fact from this: http://www.amirite.net/383741 im not the stupid one, the idiot who made that post is, he doesnt even know what he's talking about and his username is wrong. number two, i thought cactus was a plant? is it code for like terrorist or something?
""We asked people of varying races, ages, and backgrounds the same question: 'What is President Barack Obama?'" Pew spokeswoman Jodi Miller told reporters. "And a fifth of them responded, 'A cactus.'"
According to the poll, Obama has lost favor among many voters who supported his candidacy in 2008 but have since come to doubt he is a mammal. While these Americans concede Obama may not specifically be a cactus, most believe he is a plant of some kind, with 18 percent saying the president is a ficus, 37 percent believing him to be a grain such as wheat or millet, and 12 percent convinced he is an old-growth forest in Northern California."
dude, your not cool.
lol people arent even smart
Your comments give me the urge to cry.
you do know that the onion is fake right....
Actually, the Onion is a highly prestigious news corporation, and considered an extremely reliable source by several top-notch scholars and most major universities.
At the very least I trust them more than Fox News.
....have you seen their videos on youtube...totally fake....
Please tell me how this is fake. If I were that crazy communist bastard, I would stop nuking to be batman.
WHAT??? You've just ruined my life.
This post is incredibly stupid. Everybody knows Obama is Jewish.
Why does it matter if he's a muslim?
lol you're to stupid to even know about terrorists, lol why do u think all the Muslim countries are like pretty much cavemen? Lol
your comment was so incredibly ignorant.
Cavemen? How about you actually do some research before you talk?
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=...lxXq1qmmE1F5dg
lol thats florida, u idiot, africa doesnt have palm trees
Im from South Africa, and we have lots of palm trees...u idiot
**too
Because religion is shit and destroys more lives than it does make them better.
so true!
One third of Americans have the grammar skills of an epileptic cow...
who cares if he is musim? its a religion. and muslims live like cavemen? Saudi Arabia is one of the richest countries in the world. troll.
Do-uche
Obama-Watch!
President Obama was seen sneaking off to Utah to worship at a Mormon church, go door-knocking, and visit his 8 other wives before going back to Michelle.
ha ha. wow that was a knee slapper. soo funny i forgot to laugh!! your not cool bro.
Why is the site so damn liberal?
Fisrt of all terrorists are not only Muslims they are of every religion. Secondly, not "most" of Muslims are terrorists it's just a small percentage of them. Muslims don't have "gods" they have only one GOD (Allah). It's not called a Muslim Church you idiot it's called a Mosque. Muslims and the middle easterns aren't cavemen they live just like you only better because they have their religion and their one and only GOD by their side. And yes they have palm trees if that's such a big deal for you. Last but not least, I know all of this because I'm a Muslim and I come from Egypt which is located in Africa (in case you didn't know) and I'm proud of myself.
PS: Arabic is my first language yet I speak English fluently and better than lots of native Americans (That's just to show you that we are not cavemen or anything)
This is Egypt, this is were I come from:
This is unrelated to what you said (which I agree with), but Egypt is beautiful.
troll.
Am I the only one who laughed at this? Aside from the rather shit grammar, it wasn't too bad. Of course, I laugh at almost everything (that's an understatement actually).
Y U NO HAVE A BRAIN??!?!
@905129 (homosexualpumpkins): what does troll stand for? unless somebody tells me, im just going to think it means Totally Rad Or Likes to Look at
The Reason One Loves Life.
oh, FINALLY people AGREE with me, i thought for some reason everyone hated me lol
Lol, damn. What were you thinking? People hating you? Yeah, right.
That's because everyone DOES hate you.
Have you no brain?
I almost got mad but then I read the sensible comments and realized what a useless troll you are. Ha.
Muslims live like Cavemen? Puh-lease! I know a Muslim man who has HUGE house(I mean GIANTLY HUGE) with four cars and a hell of a lot of more money than I have (And I'm white) So suck on that bitch!
Wait a sec people voicing their opinions is trolling and screaming TROLL after everything isn't?