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Also about allergic and pollen+75Sometimes you have to stop to smell the roses. Unless you're allergic to pollen. Or bee stings. Or you're wearing a really short dress. Or they're planted in fertilizer. You know what, it's probably best to just keep walking, amirite?
Also about allergic+16If you have enough epi pens you can be allergic to nothing, amirite?
Also about allergic and pollen+210when you are eating fruit, you are eating female plant ovaries. and if you are allergic to pollen, you are allergic to plant sperm, amirite?
Also about allergic+51Since dust is 70-80% human skin cells, people with dust allergies are allergic to something that's made out of mostly their own skin. amirite?
Also about allergic+49Egging someone's house is attempted murder if they're allergic to it, amirite?
Also by MyLifeIsAverage+347You have this uncomfortable feeling when one of your shoes is tighter/looser than the other, amirite?
Also by MyLifeIsAverage+58People never say "it's only a game" when they're winning, amirite?