+1,440 *Child by themselves begins crying* Woman: Don't cry, it's okay. Let's go find your parents.*takes child's hand and walks away" Everyone: "Aww, what a nice person! Everyone should be more like her." Man: "Don't cr-" Everyone: "PEDOPHILE! PEDOPHILE! CALL 911! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOVE the "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" part! I dont know if this is supposed to be funny but it made me laugh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was 4 I was lost in the mall crying and a lady gave me money for icecream instead of helping me look for my parents :{/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rotfl wow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, how was the ice cream?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually at that age I didn't even like ice cream so I bought a cookie instead :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*:D I think you lucked out on THAT deal

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Genius!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup and it's really sad, because most men wouldn't hurt the child and are honestly trying to help.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol. "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" but I totally agree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" in the voice of Maud Flanders from the Simpsons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had to hold in laughter when I reached THINK OF THE CHILDREN. Then I turned serious because it's a little sad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago