The first person to puke was most likely a baby at the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first person to ever do anything was most likely completely fictional, because THERE NEVER WAS ANY FUCKING FIRST ANIMAL OF THE SPECIES.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um just because there was no "first person" doesn't mean there couldn't have been a first person who puked. It's highly unlikely everybody puked at the exact same time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow really? I was doing the same thing when reading your stupid fucking shit but I wasn't such an asshole to point it out. Btw hope you choke the next time you puke, which I'm sure will be in the next few hours cause a dipshit like you must puke out brain cells constantly. Have a great day cunt :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Says "soberlikekesha is right 0% of the time".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I made food! I'm mAgIcAl!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago