+378 Mario is a lot like high school, Mario is the foreign exchange student, peach is the slut, wario is the nazi, bowser is the bully, yoshi is the school mascott, toad is the A+ student, luigi is the tall guy, and D.K. is the quarter back. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*bully *mascot

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They spelt bully right..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And you misspelled "spelled."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh I commeted on this post like right when it was made. They must have fixed it before their 5 min was up, because when I saw it it said "bullie".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And waligi is the careless trouble-maker

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This might just be because I'm a nerd who knows way too much about Mario, but those are horrible analogies.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not an analogy, IT'S A FUCKING SIMILE.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Analogy: a similarity between like features of two things, this would be Highschool and Super Mario. Simile: Comparison between two things using the words like or as etc. For example, The running dog is like a monster. Therefore, analogies feature much larger ideas and the features of something as a whole. This person is saying that the features of Highschool are similar to the features of the Super Mario characters.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its actually both, because i say "mario is a lot like" ( please notice i sid like, and yes it is an analogie also

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You have a really weird high school and haven't played many Mario games.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Back up to "Wario is the Nazi." lolwut?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

apperantly high schools have nazis?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*aPEARantly

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That joke a peals to me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Does your high school have Nazis?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yes, there are swistkas (idk how to spell) in the bathrooms

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Most high schools have more than one of those things except for the mascot. And the Nazi. Seriously, wtf was with the Nazi?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't think most highschool's have a nazi

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why would a high school have a nazi?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

multiratiol, we have hispanics, samolions (people from africa), asians, whites, etc

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My school is multiracial too, but we don't have anybody that's a nazi

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wario would be like the Drug dealer guy or kinda shady but actually crazy fun but sometimes stupid guy . Yeah. Who throws parties at his house and has a shitload of people show up that half of them he doesn't even know, but he thinks he is pretty awesome, when in reality no one likes him that much except his good friends, but everyone just uses him for drugs and alcohol. Hell, I know exactly who he'd be in my school XS

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everybody at my school jump on turtles, smash bricks, and eat mushrooms.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The mushroom thing kinda makes sense..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who's Daisy then?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i have no idea these are my opinions don't like them then don't be a troll, and these are characters from mario kart 64, so sorry if i don't have all the characters

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Calm down, there. I'm pretty sure ErialcYecats wasn't trying to troll. In fact there aren't any troll comments on this post at all.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Luigi is the tall guy? That's really the best you can do?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

actully yes, i couldn't think of any thing, got a idea plz tell me

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would do something like "the tall awkward guy no one really likes"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is Birdo the transsexual?

by Anonymous 14 years ago