It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep...

+2,680 It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how big my dick would be if I were a guy. Love this post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

... It's really sad because I'd have a baby dick my hands are so small hahaha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha don't worry I would too. I have the hands of an 8 year old lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah i checked it out too. if i were a guy , i'd never be laid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your mom has never been laid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh touche.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha i did it too and i have fairly large hands so i would be huge xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My dick would be GIANT! Kinda makes me wish I were a guy...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

MY PENIS WOULD SMASH BUILDINGS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no my plan was to read it then check the thumb thing out so the last part is false

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really want to homepage this more than once.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've done it before so i was expecting the end :')

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sounds like something out of a women's magazine, written by a 47-year old woman, who think she is hilarious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I refuse to believe that my penis would be that small if I had one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Face it, if you were a guy, you're asian

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it could be worse. just look at the amirite guy

now that's a small penis

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My penis would be huge, if I was a guy. My fingers are so long. ):

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you're also black

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Too bad that the thumb x3 thing is larger than average.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lovin the username ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

is the penis thing true?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

not even close

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not at all

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol were you scared?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

guilty...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HA. I've actually always wondered how big my penis would be if I was a guy! And lets just say, I'd be pleasing the ladies ;) Funny though cuz I'm short, but with long fingers somehow, but hell I think I'd make a good looking guy :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHHAHAHAAHAHA! love this!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well my penis is not 9 inches long.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm eating chips.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Today I was eating chips and in the park and some kid from my school came by and snatched them from me and ran away. Then, he came back a minute later and all that was left in the bag were crumbs. IT was pretty disappointing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're Doritos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

interesting...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, if I had a dick it would pretty long..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

6 1/2 inches, son. Eh, I would be average...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd be a little over 7 inches, but I already knew this because one of my friends told me it's the distance from where your palm starts to the end of your middle finger and then he said "now think about how much bigger my hands are than yours" I was definitly freaked out

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*definitely

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh my god I missed a freakin "e"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thats not true, mine's way bigger than my palm 2 the tip of my middle finger

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think any of them are really true but it's still fun to measure anyway, and way to brag :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what is true though is that your foot is the same size as your inner wrist to your elbow (the end of the wrist starts after that bone popping out

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yes just like 3x your thumb is the same as the wrist to middle finger, but apperantly none of them are accurate penis measurements

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no, the foot thing is always true... at least it's worked 4 ne1 ive asked

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh I've always heard "big feet just means big socks"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The foot thing worked for me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think girls did more measuring than guys...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I read this on facebook the other day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

6 inches...pretty average I guess. Oh and thanks 528491, now I won't be able to look at a guys hand without thinking about their penis size now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're welcome ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So true

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mine would be bigger than my boyfriend's...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My penis would be a little over 10 inches long. Too bad I'm not a guy. D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The girls here have grotesquely long thumbs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha I was thinking the same thing :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

good for hand jobs

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love this post! Haha. :p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd have a baby penis xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would have one around 7 inches. Larger than average amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm a man and I read this all, is there something wrong with that? Haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i measured my thumb 3 timesthat would mean it's=========================================================> Wow!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you have a tiny thumb

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this post is hilarious, i cracked up XD haha i would be really long too

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So mine is 21 inches?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ur thumb isn't 7 inches

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh yeah?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

u a guitar player or somethin?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just a former president.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i thot u played guitar... thats how u got all those girls?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Unless you count my wang as my guitar

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holy flip, mine would be long...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the best post ever !!! made me laugh so much :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You all realize that it's a joke, right? A guys penis is not 3x the length of their thumb.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's to scare the girls hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love how everyone is freaking out over that ONE section of the post. No one is freaking out: HOLY CRAP WE USE 300 FREAKING MUSCLES WHEN WE STAND!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My penis is more than 3x my thumb length. Maybe I'm measuring my thumb wrong.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it may happen 2 be, but it's not consistant

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really do think I was measuring my thumb wrong. I only measured it to be 2 inches, how long is yours?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

about 3in. but im just a young boy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

K well I'm obviously measuring wrong then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's from the tip of ur thumb to the bone under it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(wobbuffet):@932659 (yay_im_wrong): that was an incredibly strange conversation to read

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Definitely. I mean, measuring thumbs correctly?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

9 inches? more like 7 1/2

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I dont know, I am a woman.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Rip off! First of all this is not yours originally. Also, i wrote the same post three months ago.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm only 4 inches....But some ladies like it that thick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you soooo got that from facebook...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

30 cm?!?!?!? I'm pretty sure I'm measuring it wrong...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I finished reading this after i put all 3 of my thumbs together

by Anonymous 13 years ago

length of 3 of my thumbs ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DAMN i would have a big penis ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago