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Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how big my dick would be if I were a guy. Love this post
... It's really sad because I'd have a baby dick my hands are so small hahaha
Haha don't worry I would too. I have the hands of an 8 year old lol
yeah i checked it out too. if i were a guy , i'd never be laid.
Your mom has never been laid.
oh touche.
OBVIOUSLY. haha.
Well OBVIOUSLY we have a RAPIST in LINCOLN PARK
he's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin' yo motha' up tryna clone her. so ya'll need to hid yo' mom, hide yo' dad and hide yo' babies cuz he's clonin' errybody out there.
You don't need to reproduce, he gon' clone you
haha i did it too and i have fairly large hands so i would be huge xD
My dick would be GIANT! Kinda makes me wish I were a guy...
MY PENIS WOULD SMASH BUILDINGS!
Sounds like something out of a women's magazine, written by a 47-year old woman, who think she is hilarious.
I think girls did more measuring than guys...
I really want to homepage this more than once.
The girls here have grotesquely long thumbs.
good for hand jobs
hahaha I was thinking the same thing :P
My penis would be huge, if I was a guy. My fingers are so long. ):
you're also black
:( ???? Why the hell does that sadden you?! You should be ecstatic that you'd have a massive dick. Turn that frown upside down.
6 inches...pretty average I guess. Oh and thanks 528491, now I won't be able to look at a guys hand without thinking about their penis size now.
You're welcome ;)
I'm eating chips.
Today I was eating chips and in the park and some kid from my school came by and snatched them from me and ran away. Then, he came back a minute later and all that was left in the bag were crumbs. IT was pretty disappointing.
They're Doritos.
interesting...
Well my penis is not 9 inches long.
Mine would be bigger than my boyfriend's...
no my plan was to read it then check the thumb thing out so the last part is false
I refuse to believe that my penis would be that small if I had one.
it could be worse. just look at the amirite guy
now that's a small penis
Face it, if you were a guy, you're asian
Too bad that the thumb x3 thing is larger than average.
lovin the username ;)
HA. I've actually always wondered how big my penis would be if I was a guy! And lets just say, I'd be pleasing the ladies ;) Funny though cuz I'm short, but with long fingers somehow, but hell I think I'd make a good looking guy :P
If I were a guy, it would be real long. Creepy long.
I love how everyone is freaking out over that ONE section of the post. No one is freaking out: HOLY CRAP WE USE 300 FREAKING MUSCLES WHEN WE STAND!
is the penis thing true?
not even close
Not at all
lol were you scared?
I'd be a little over 7 inches, but I already knew this because one of my friends told me it's the distance from where your palm starts to the end of your middle finger and then he said "now think about how much bigger my hands are than yours" I was definitly freaked out
*definitely
Oh my god I missed a freakin "e"
thats not true, mine's way bigger than my palm 2 the tip of my middle finger
I don't think any of them are really true but it's still fun to measure anyway, and way to brag :P
what is true though is that your foot is the same size as your inner wrist to your elbow (the end of the wrist starts after that bone popping out
yes just like 3x your thumb is the same as the wrist to middle finger, but apperantly none of them are accurate penis measurements
no, the foot thing is always true... at least it's worked 4 ne1 ive asked
oh I've always heard "big feet just means big socks"
haha
The foot thing worked for me.
6 1/2 inches, son. Eh, I would be average...
You have to think about how big quarterback's hands are... O_O
I've done it before so i was expecting the end :')
My penis would be a little over 10 inches long. Too bad I'm not a guy. D:
I'm a man and I read this all, is there something wrong with that? Haha
HAHHAHAHAAHAHA! love this!
Well, if I had a dick it would pretty long..
I read this on facebook the other day.
So mine is 21 inches?
ur thumb isn't 7 inches
Oh yeah?
u a guitar player or somethin?
Just a former president.
i thot u played guitar... thats how u got all those girls?
Unless you count my wang as my guitar
guilty...
I'm only 4 inches....But some ladies like it that thick.
So true
I love this post! Haha. :p
I'd have a baby penis xD
i measured my thumb 3 timesthat would mean it's=========================================================>
Wow!
you have a tiny thumb
this post is hilarious, i cracked up XD
haha i would be really long too
Holy flip, mine would be long...
You all realize that it's a joke, right? A guys penis is not 3x the length of their thumb.
it's to scare the girls
My penis is more than 3x my thumb length. Maybe I'm measuring my thumb wrong.
it may happen 2 be, but it's not consistant
I really do think I was measuring my thumb wrong. I only measured it to be 2 inches, how long is yours?
about 3in. but im just a young boy
K well I'm obviously measuring wrong then.
it's from the tip of ur thumb to the bone under it
(wobbuffet):@932659 (yay_im_wrong): that was an incredibly strange conversation to read
Definitely. I mean, measuring thumbs correctly?
9 inches? more like 7 1/2
12 inches? I didn't even think I had large thumbs....
you soooo got that from facebook...
I finished reading this after i put all 3 of my thumbs together
length of 3 of my thumbs
------------------------------- DAMN i would have a big penis ;)How long are YOUR thumbs??
the best post ever !!! made me laugh so much :D
Rip off! First of all this is not yours originally. Also, i wrote the same post three months ago.
30 cm?!?!?!? I'm pretty sure I'm measuring it wrong...
I would have one around 7 inches. Larger than average amirite?
I dont know, I am a woman.