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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

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Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how big my dick would be if I were a guy. Love this post

RaShEllllAs avatar RaShEllllA Yeah You Are +223Reply
@RaShEllllA Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how big my dick would be if I were a guy. Love this post

... It's really sad because I'd have a baby dick my hands are so small hahaha

Anonymous +46Reply
@... It's really sad because I'd have a baby dick my hands are so small hahaha

Haha don't worry I would too. I have the hands of an 8 year old lol

RaShEllllAs avatar RaShEllllA Yeah You Are +38Reply
@RaShEllllA Haha don't worry I would too. I have the hands of an 8 year old lol

yeah i checked it out too. if i were a guy , i'd never be laid.

@wmstephaniefh yeah i checked it out too. if i were a guy , i'd never be laid.

But then...how...? Oh, right. Cloning, of course. Duh.

@wmstephaniefh OBVIOUSLY. haha.

Well OBVIOUSLY we have a RAPIST in LINCOLN PARK

Jennitalias avatar Jennitalia Yeah You Are +49Reply
@Jennitalia Well OBVIOUSLY we have a RAPIST in LINCOLN PARK

he's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin' yo motha' up tryna clone her. so ya'll need to hid yo' mom, hide yo' dad and hide yo' babies cuz he's clonin' errybody out there.

Sounds like something out of a women's magazine, written by a 47-year old woman, who think she is hilarious.

Anonymous +159Reply

I think girls did more measuring than guys...

I really want to homepage this more than once.

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +56Reply

The girls here have grotesquely long thumbs.

My penis would be huge, if I was a guy. My fingers are so long. ):

@TicTacAddict My penis would be huge, if I was a guy. My fingers are so long. ):

:( ???? Why the hell does that sadden you?! You should be ecstatic that you'd have a massive dick. Turn that frown upside down.

Jennitalias avatar Jennitalia Yeah You Are +9Reply

6 inches...pretty average I guess. Oh and thanks 528491, now I won't be able to look at a guys hand without thinking about their penis size now.

Anonymous +46Reply

I'm eating chips.

@Roy I'm eating chips.

Today I was eating chips and in the park and some kid from my school came by and snatched them from me and ran away. Then, he came back a minute later and all that was left in the bag were crumbs. IT was pretty disappointing.

muffinmonkeys avatar muffinmonkey Yeah You Are 0Reply

Well my penis is not 9 inches long.

Mine would be bigger than my boyfriend's...

no my plan was to read it then check the thumb thing out so the last part is false

I refuse to believe that my penis would be that small if I had one.

Anonymous +35Reply
@I refuse to believe that my penis would be that small if I had one.

it could be worse. just look at the amirite guy y smilie now that's a small penis

Too bad that the thumb x3 thing is larger than average.

HA. I've actually always wondered how big my penis would be if I was a guy! And lets just say, I'd be pleasing the ladies ;) Funny though cuz I'm short, but with long fingers somehow, but hell I think I'd make a good looking guy :P

If I were a guy, it would be real long. Creepy long.

I love how everyone is freaking out over that ONE section of the post. No one is freaking out: HOLY CRAP WE USE 300 FREAKING MUSCLES WHEN WE STAND!

SourceofSmiles avatar SourceofSmile Yeah You Are +30Reply

I'd be a little over 7 inches, but I already knew this because one of my friends told me it's the distance from where your palm starts to the end of your middle finger and then he said "now think about how much bigger my hands are than yours" I was definitly freaked out

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +23Reply
@*definitely

Oh my god I missed a freakin "e"

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +6Reply
@528491 Oh my god I missed a freakin "e"

thats not true, mine's way bigger than my palm 2 the tip of my middle finger

yay_im_wrongs avatar yay_im_wrong Yeah You Are -1Reply
@yay_im_wrong thats not true, mine's way bigger than my palm 2 the tip of my middle finger

I don't think any of them are really true but it's still fun to measure anyway, and way to brag :P

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@528491 I don't think any of them are really true but it's still fun to measure anyway, and way to brag :P

what is true though is that your foot is the same size as your inner wrist to your elbow (the end of the wrist starts after that bone popping out

yay_im_wrongs avatar yay_im_wrong Yeah You Are +2Reply

6 1/2 inches, son. Eh, I would be average...

Anonymous +16Reply

You have to think about how big quarterback's hands are... O_O

I've done it before so i was expecting the end :')

My penis would be a little over 10 inches long. Too bad I'm not a guy. D:

I'm a man and I read this all, is there something wrong with that? Haha

HAHHAHAHAAHAHA! love this!

J_ZASs avatar J_ZAS Yeah You Are +7Reply

Well, if I had a dick it would pretty long..

Anonymous +6Reply

I read this on facebook the other day.

guilty...

Anonymous +3Reply

I'm only 4 inches....But some ladies like it that thick.

twat_waffles avatar twat_waffle Yeah You Are +3Reply

So true

Anonymous 0Reply

I love this post! Haha. :p

I'd have a baby penis xD

hpismylifes avatar hpismylife Yeah You Are 0Reply

i measured my thumb 3 timesthat would mean it's=========================================================>

Wow!

this post is hilarious, i cracked up XD
haha i would be really long too

wittynameheres avatar wittynamehere Yeah You Are 0Reply

Holy flip, mine would be long...

You all realize that it's a joke, right? A guys penis is not 3x the length of their thumb.

My penis is more than 3x my thumb length. Maybe I'm measuring my thumb wrong.

wobbuffets avatar wobbuffet Yeah You Are 0Reply
@yay_im_wrong it may happen 2 be, but it's not consistant

I really do think I was measuring my thumb wrong. I only measured it to be 2 inches, how long is yours?

wobbuffets avatar wobbuffet Yeah You Are -1Reply
@yay_im_wrong about 3in. but im just a young boy

K well I'm obviously measuring wrong then.

wobbuffets avatar wobbuffet Yeah You Are 0Reply
@wobbuffet K well I'm obviously measuring wrong then.

it's from the tip of ur thumb to the bone under it

yay_im_wrongs avatar yay_im_wrong Yeah You Are +1Reply
@yay_im_wrong it's from the tip of ur thumb to the bone under it

(wobbuffet):@932659 (yay_im_wrong): that was an incredibly strange conversation to read

9 inches? more like 7 1/2

Anonymous 0Reply

12 inches? I didn't even think I had large thumbs....

Anonymous 0Reply

you soooo got that from facebook...

I finished reading this after i put all 3 of my thumbs together

JxKing52s avatar JxKing52 Yeah You Are 0Reply

length of 3 of my thumbs
------------------------------- DAMN i would have a big penis ;)

DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are 0Reply
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@915230

How long are YOUR thumbs??

Anonymous +1Reply

the best post ever !!! made me laugh so much :D

catrionapacks avatar catrionapack Yeah You Are -1Reply

Rip off! First of all this is not yours originally. Also, i wrote the same post three months ago.

30 cm?!?!?!? I'm pretty sure I'm measuring it wrong...

lucky13ns avatar lucky13n Yeah You Are -1Reply

I would have one around 7 inches. Larger than average amirite?

Anonymous -2Reply

I dont know, I am a woman.

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