Out of all of Santa's reindeer, the one that sounds most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them, amirite?

I'll be Blitzen down to Prancer street to find a gram of Vixen while I.... I give up

by Anonymous 14 years ago

While I Dasher a Dancer like Cupid on Comet. Donner bout you, but this Rudolf is good stuff.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This actually gave me a good laugh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't know about Donner, but the rest, definitely.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Isn't it ironic how the one reindeer nobody liked is the one who ends up famous, and gets allll the bitches.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Does Bitches are dogs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got that bitch a bone. Bitches love bones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The does, elks, fallows, cows, //your// girlfriend, moose, he gets them all. Even the bitches and hoes. Deal with it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Joke's on you, I don't have a girlfirend! That's right ladies, you heard me. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So would Rudolph be the coke head?? Since he's got that fucked up nose and all i mean, he IS the most famous of them all!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/53492 yes. yes he would.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd love to see your Google Image history.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean...you can't? I know about SSH and secure connections and all, and all those anti-hacker provisions, but jeez. Wait, that's you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, do you not know how the song goes??? "All of the other reindeer.. used to do meth and crack cocaine! They never let poor Rudolph join in any drug deal gangs!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LIKE MONOPOLY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

While in humans, certain features make a person more attractive, the red nose gets all the ladies in reindeer land hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They learned it from watching you, favvkes. They learned it from watching you. (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That explains the giant bag.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. I thought his sack was just really big. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is big. He only comes once a year.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He is getting older.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't wait 'till I'm that old. So far I can last up to ten seconds!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reminds me of Bo Burnham's song- Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

by Anonymous 13 years ago

None of them are as hard as that Charlie Sheen drug.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or names for clubs in new York that stefon would suggest on weekend update.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stefan is my hero

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Human suitcase xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-If you like reindeer, New York's hottest club is BLITZEN! They have everything: real elves, dogs that look like reindeer, Mantas (that's mexican Santas), human Rudolphs... -What's a human Rudolph? -It's that thing of when like a midget with antlers paints his nose red and you ride around Williamsburg on his shoulders http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/stefan.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can just see the headlines "Santa Claus and reindeers promotes Meth." Followed by a banning of the use of Santa Claus in the media and the congress voting Christmas a vegetable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then Hannukah will make its move. We'll be unstoppable!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What;s Hannukah gonna do, claim to be a cookie?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With Christmas out of the way it can be whatever it wants! Mwahahahaha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Blitzen, Prancer, Cupid, Comet, and Vixen sound a LITTLE more innocent than Crank, Crystal Meth Glass, Hot-Ice, Meth, Methlies, Poor Man's Cocaine, Shards, Speed, Super Ice, Tina, Trash, and Yellow Bam. But that's just me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, that's just ME! Stop trying to steal my identity!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crystal Meth Glass is a street name for Crystal Meth? The dealers must have worked their asses off there. None of these street names sound very street at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But the first ones sound a lot like prostitute slang.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inb4 swarm of cat pictures? Or babies eating crackers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or not. I mean, even you're doubting yourself. Question marks show your weakness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or ecstasy hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They sound like stripper names to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there is Dancer, Prancer, and Cupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dancer has got to be the laziest stripper name ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That explains the eyes. http://ctrlv.in/53536

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was expecting someone to comment and name all the reindeer, and post a sentence for how each can be said as street names.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read through all these comments and I think about 90% of them made me laugh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago