+439 Your pets nose is attracted to your crotch. And at the worst times too, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you wash it clean, it happens less frequently.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What if I wash it dirty?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then you'll be involved into dirty things.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i like dirty things.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good. What dirty things do you prefer?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

only the dirtiest.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And do you clean up after having those dirty things?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nope.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So you stay dirty all the time?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Its my lifestyle. Dirty4Eva.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dirty people are awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oscar the grouch from sesame street is my bestfriend.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did you know that I'm a cookie monster?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahem. Your influencing our generation by choosing bad food choices. Its the vegtable monster, DUH.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How dare you talk like that about my cookies??

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your cookies are making my children FAT.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your children? My cookies are making them fat? Just take them to gym more!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thats America for you...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What is that supposed to mean?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Americans are fat.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Many americans are fat. Not all of them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

True. I'm American, but I'm not fat. Still... like 1/3 people in America are over weight. :S

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't believe in stereotypes. I'm african.. but I'm not dying of hunger.. or primitive or even look 'african'.

by Anonymous 14 years ago