+264 if no one dies a virgin because life screws us all, does that mean life is nothing but a rapist, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least you can't get pregnant off of life. But you can catch diseases from life, so protection is essential.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So...life is Ben Roethlisberger right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... that's pretty valid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

couldnt help myself :) i hate the guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wouldn't say that life is a rapist. It's more of a sex addict.

by Anonymous 13 years ago