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Guys: You hate it when you're driving and your dick flops onto the gas pedal, amirite?

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Has yours ever gotten wedged underneath the break pedal? It happened to me last week and I couldn't break. It was awful, I sped into the zoo and ended up crashing into this polar bear's tank and killing her...

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@924723

Dead people can't cry... Just sayin'.

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What was your girlfriend doing in a zoo? That's kind of skanky...

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@925053

Well yeah but only skanky animals go in the zoo to get "tamed".

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +1Reply

I hate when I accidently slam it in the door.

Angelic_dudes avatar Angelic_dude Yeah You Are +5Reply

It's such a hassle...

Richards avatar Richard Yeah You Are +3Reply

Then it gets stuck under the gas pedal and causes such a hassle!

StopGRAMMARTIMEs avatar StopGRAMMARTIME Yeah You Are +3Reply

Luckily I have insurance for accidents I get in.
You know... because my dick gets caught around the brake pedal.

MikePullams avatar MikePullam Yeah You Are +2Reply

The post above this could take care of that problem for you.

Anonymous +1Reply

Ikr!
It's so awkward trying to re-attach it whilst driving.

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are -4Reply
@Retooser Re-attach? You might want to get that checked out.

What this guy said. Now you've got me all worried...

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