I know a girl who saw a sign that said "Diner" and said "LOL they spelled dinner wrong!!"
One day in last period gym the popular crowd cooled down after the workout by dousing each other in bottled water accompanied by loud screams and laughter. Then they stood in the doorway, damp and covered in water spots, and whined about how they didn't want to go out into the rain because they would get wet.
Mmm this girl in my 11th grade health class once asked how the "test tube babies" grew if they were stuck in test tubes.. "Like, wouldn't they break the test tube!?"
She was serious.
My friend didn't know France was a country. It's been part of our studies in history class for about 6 months now.
Stupid people should just be sent to some other country, where the school is made to fit their needs of a higher education. I really wonder how they made it past elementary school.
One day my teacher was reviewing latitude and longitude and mentioned that the Equator was equal to 0º. Some girl in my class said, "Wait, I thought it was really hot over there" a another guy responded by saying, "That's because it's Celsius." Double fail.
A girl in my US history class didn't know where california was on a map, even though we live there. And she though florida was above us.
I know someone who's 40-something and can't read a map. She can't find any states on a US map, even if they're labeled.
was "beer hand" supposed to be "her hand"?
well I wouldn't think they'd be holding a lot of beer in religion class, but you never know. . .
oh no I agree but even the religions who do drink don't usually endorse underage drinking :P
Lolwut, since when?
Actually the film and the girl was named after an ancient (and "sacred") city, that is now known as New Taipei.
Those arn't such a big deal
prime is a special vocab just for math, so it's ok if they forget it
pronouns can be misread as something else (i mean who doesn't get confused in grammar)
and Holland and Netherlands being the same place... I wouldn't know that either, i mean WTF they think they're special for getting two names!?!
The "stupid ones" are the ones that...idk think condoms were a type of water balloon or something
ooh..u said 9th grade in the beggining so yeah.
Holland and the Netherlands aren't the same place
well north and south Holland are in the Netherlands, and even dutch people use them interchangeably.
Actually people call the Netherlands Holland... even the national soccer team is referred to, with both names, not only by Americans, but by people world wide.
Some junior at my school didn't know who America fought the Revolutionary War against. It scares you a little to know that these people are voting or going to vote for the future of our country. o.O
prob just trolling you.
There are* also subtley black people.
You's welcome, handsome.
What aboot Eleanor Roosevelt?
... I see your point.
Wait it wasn't today. He said it a few days ago before a test.
googles "computer" , clicks a link on the 7th page of suggestions then clicks yes to the "antivirus" software download the website shows her...
The Universe struck hard with the guy on here who said this: http://www.amirite.net/345502
Best troll ever
Thank you for replying to one of the top comments in possible hopes of a high score. Originality right there.
Yes, do not steal jobs from Dwight.
What other comments can he reply to? There's only like six.
oh my god. this ho in my class thought Alaska was an island located under California because "Thats where they showed it on the map!"
Yeah bitch they showed it there to fit it on the page... good job
By any chance, is this the same "ho" you were arrested for assaulting?
(Chauncy Pickles): http://www.myfacewhen.com/249/
A guy in my world history class (an honors student in an honors class) asked where portugal is and if it was still a country.
I loved your comment purely because you used the word "ho."
I told them to stop reproducing.
(Chauncy Pickles): People like you.
(Chauncy Pickles): Future burdens to society.
A girl in my English class thought the first president was George Bush..
Someone in my HONORS BIOLOGY class asked, when we were learning about photosynthesis, if it was happening in plants...
Another person once asked "If you were pregnant and took a bath..wouldn't the baby drown......?"
And another person: "They're not #1 in the United States; they're #1 in the nation!"
Girl in my honors Biology class: "but....but, wouldn't the mother's testicles like explode?"
A boy in my English class asked, with a straight face, whether Shakespeare was still writing plays.
Just look at the idiots that we're fighting! Seriously, how the FUCK did Dempsey manage to figure out the Wunderwaffe?!
I wonder how every day
haha I bet you guys fucking hate the Zeus Cannon
There was a picture of a skull on a powerpoint and a girl in one of my classes asked where it's nose was...
The Universe, For the Win!
Incorrect capitalization, For the Win!
WhAt'S wRoNg WiTh InCoRrEcT cApItAlIzAtIoN???
You would think you guys would know about me by now
Uh oh. Better grab your bamboo and get outta here. :o
Your poor habitat is being destroyed :/ And pandas are my favorite animal. It's my mission to travel to a zoo in China and see one when I get older.
Well "The" has to be capitalized obviously. "Universe" is a proper...place? And "For The Win" is just such an overly ecstatic, over the top phrase that it has to be capitalized.
Universe isn't a proper place.
Since we are referring to the Universe, then yes, it should be capitalized.
well then why did you capitalize it?
All words are capitalized in the beginning of a sentence.
I know someone who thought Chinese was a religion. I also know someone who doesn't understand how red, green & blue lights together make a white light. They used the argument, "It doesn't make white if I'm coloring with red, green & blue crayons, and I mix them... It just makes brown!" facepalm
Because I mentioned crayons, I feel like I should point out that the person I mentioned that doesn't get RGB color model isn't a little kid - they're 30. -_-
No actually that's just trolling.
Why don't you and Iwannafingeryou get some latex gloves, some lube, and "celebrate"?
Celebrate? Every time a new POTD is chosen, I turn up Don't Stop Believing, grab some KY, a box of tissues, and jerk it a few times.
Did the "God is real from the futer" POTD cock block you?
Oh, wait, you're a girl. Did it beaver dam you?
It twat swatted me. ahaha
What body part of yours are you jerking?
@1180244 (Chauncy Pickles): I'm really a b...oh wait people aren't supposed to know about that.
jk, i jerked my hand
KY sucks. I prefer BBQ sauce.
"Porque no los dos?"
Grab your cell phones and your Playstations, were going back to 1914 and confusing them to death. Adding a little more chlorine to the gene pool, if you will.