+1,223 Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

googles "computer" , clicks a link on the 7th page of suggestions then clicks yes to the "antivirus" software download the website shows her... ono mom

by Anonymous 13 years ago

umm...wtf?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I told them to stop reproducing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Reproducing what?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Future burdens to society.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The Universe, For the Win!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Incorrect capitalization, For the Win!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WhAt'S wRoNg WiTh InCoRrEcT cApItAlIzAtIoN???

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well "The" has to be capitalized obviously. "Universe" is a proper...place? And "For The Win" is just such an overly ecstatic, over the top phrase that it has to be capitalized.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Universe isn't a proper place.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well then why did you capitalize it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/58/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All words are capitalized in the beginning of a sentence.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Since we are referring to *the* Universe, then yes, it should be capitalized.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh my god. this ho in my class thought Alaska was an island located under California because "Thats where they showed it on the map!" Yeah bitch they showed it there to fit it on the page... good job y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By any chance, is this the same "ho" you were arrested for assaulting?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): http://www.myfacewhen.com/249/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A guy in my world history class (an honors student in an honors class) asked where portugal is and if it was still a country.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I loved your comment purely because you used the word "ho."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just look at the idiots that we're fighting! Seriously, how the FUCK did Dempsey manage to figure out the Wunderwaffe?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wonder how every day

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha I bet you guys fucking hate the Zeus Cannon

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Grab your cell phones and your Playstations, were going back to 1914 and confusing them to death. Adding a little more chlorine to the gene pool, if you will.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone in my HONORS BIOLOGY class asked, when we were learning about photosynthesis, if it was happening in plants... Another person once asked "If you were pregnant and took a bath..wouldn't the baby drown......?" And another person: "They're not #1 in the United States; they're #1 in the nation!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girl in my honors Biology class: "but....but, wouldn't the mother's testicles like explode?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know someone who thought Chinese was a religion. I also know someone who doesn't understand how red, green & blue lights together make a white light. They used the argument, "It doesn't make white if I'm coloring with red, green & blue crayons, and I mix them... It just makes brown!" *facepalm*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because I mentioned crayons, I feel like I should point out that the person I mentioned that doesn't get RGB color model isn't a little kid - they're 30. -_-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was a picture of a skull on a powerpoint and a girl in one of my classes asked where it's nose was...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A girl in my English class thought the first president was George Bush..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A boy in my English class asked, with a straight face, whether Shakespeare was still writing plays.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/164/

by Anonymous 12 years ago