+492 Step 1: Think up an ambitious yet possible New Years resolution and promise yourself that you'll stick to it. Step 2: Try to stick to it for 5-10 days. Step 3: Completely abandon goal and go 100% back to the bad habits you were trying to break, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahah!! true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

step 4: make an amirite post about your failure

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Step 5:??? Step 6: profit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is what most people do lol but this year im keeping mine

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah yes, I guess my next time will have to be completely managable. Hmm, I'm thinking, finishing this hoard of video games I have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine legitimately was possible, I just didn't find anyone to use it one. [it was use this nerdy pickup line...]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was it "My love for you is like zero...IT CANNOT BE DEFINED!" ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. It was, "I'll be sine squared theta, you'll be cosine squared theta, and together, we will be one."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o_O...... I thought you were speaking another language for a minute LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was on one of my pick-up line apps.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol well if you want corny... "My love for you is like diarrhea....I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mine's to work out everyday untill summer, hopefully I stick to it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anyone who's planning a New Years resolution, start it today. If you can't start today, you'll fail when you start tomorrow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine is to write in my new journal everyday for a year. I am hoping I can stick to it :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I failed... -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I made a resolution several years ago to stop making resolutions. Only one I have ever kept.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I make achievable resolutions. Mine this year is to stop biting my nails.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL I swear I saw "beating my balls"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That too. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine is to keep one thing of chapstick until it runs out

by Anonymous 13 years ago