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Step 1: Think up an ambitious yet possible New Years resolution and promise yourself that you'll stick to it. Step 2: Try to stick to it for 5-10 days. Step 3: Completely abandon goal and go 100% back to the bad habits you were trying to break, amirite?

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step 4: make an amirite post about your failure

justforvotess avatar justforvotes Yeah You Are +13Reply

I made a resolution several years ago to stop making resolutions.
Only one I have ever kept.

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo No Way +9Reply

Anyone who's planning a New Years resolution, start it today. If you can't start today, you'll fail when you start tomorrow.

wobbuffets avatar wobbuffet +8Reply

mine's to work out everyday untill summer, hopefully I stick to it

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +5Reply

I make achievable resolutions. Mine this year is to stop biting my nails.

Retoosers avatar Retooser Yeah You Are +4Reply

Mine is to write in my new journal everyday for a year. I am hoping I can stick to it :p

Ellens avatar Ellen +3Reply

this is what most people do lol but this year im keeping mine

lovefromnarnias avatar lovefromnarnia Yeah You Are +2Reply

Mine legitimately was possible, I just didn't find anyone to use it one. [it was use this nerdy pickup line...]

Katffros avatar Katffro +1Reply
@TalkingRice Was it "My love for you is like zero...IT CANNOT BE DEFINED!" ?

No. It was, "I'll be sine squared theta, you'll be cosine squared theta, and together, we will be one."

Katffros avatar Katffro +2Reply
@Katffro It was on one of my pick-up line apps.

lol well if you want corny...
"My love for you is like diarrhea....I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN!"

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice +2Reply

Mine is to keep one thing of chapstick until it runs out

i_dont_eat_humanss avatar i_dont_eat_humans Yeah You Are +1Reply

hahahahahah!! true.

justforvotess avatar justforvotes Yeah You Are 0Reply

Ah yes, I guess my next time will have to be completely managable. Hmm, I'm thinking, finishing this hoard of video games I have.

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