+851 Boys are not going to run to your house at 3am with flowers. They aren't going to scream that they love you down the hallway. They aren't always going to randomly text you to tell you how beautiful you are. They probably aren't going to sing and dance with you in the rain. Yes, they cheat and lie, some of them. But so do girls. Stop setting these high fucking expectations and get over it. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People on Dear Blank Please Blank and Six Billion Secrets need to realize this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not to mention the millions of Facebook groups. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Screw DBPB. They get all pissy when I post sexist comments. I'm glad they hate me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You should format this into a DearBlankPleaseBlank post, and submit it onto there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Some girls are realists. Yes, we fantasize of having some overly romantic boyfriend, but we don't expect it, and I'm sorry for any guy who has had a girlfriend that expects that of him. It is quite ridiculous.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just like some guys are realists. Yes, we would like to have Natalie Portman as our sex partner, but we date women based (mostly) on personality and would never sleep with anybody who we aren't at least dating.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I mean it would be nice for at least some of those to happen (like just getting flowers in general.), so that can be a semi-expectation since most get their girlfriends flowers for Valentines. But out of the blue in a blizzard when he lives 15 miles away on his bike at midnight? That's completely unrealistic. That's why I don't believe most LGMH stories, because no one in their right mind does that type of thing anymore. And girls who write those are completely stupid and will never get a boyfriend if they expect that level of romance.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YESSSSSSSSSSSS. THANK YOU. if i had a boyfriend like that id say "back the fuck off, and stop being such a facebook group" :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"stop being such a facebook group". That is my new catchphrase.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd be insanely happy with a guy who just loves me for me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD. Please.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My thoughts exactly. I second that motion!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I third the motion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fourth. The current one is lame/wannabe inspirational fragment myspace quote.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I vote than Anthony replaces today's POTD with this one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yes because today's is dumb and I don't like that chick

by Anonymous 14 years ago

4th.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

fifth. Some girls need to get over themselves.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i 6th that notion. btw its a "notion" not "motion", i think. xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It can be either, depends on what's being proposed. But that doesn't change the fact that I don't know which to use :$

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There were two fourths. SO you were the 7th. I'll be the 8th :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hooray! :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I seriously really love this post. I want to graffiti it all over Facebook.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is tru, but I'm one of those guys that does all of it. regardless, the point still stands.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...And you're sure you exist?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He probably has unicorns as next door neighbors. Which is to say, no.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ha, it's probably true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I agree. It's unfair to expect that much of someone, not to mention doesn't that seem ridiculously clingy? Like it's okay and extremely sweet from time to time, but if it was all the time it wouldn't be special anymore.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah, it'd be kind of weird if every time there was a blizzard my boyfriend biked over and told me i was beautiful or something. xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha. "You're so beautiful. Here are some flowers." "...I WAS SLEEPING! WHAT THE FUCK!" haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha!!! XD i'd be in my jammies and have messed up hair and everything. but according to Facebook Boyfriend, he'd still think i'm "beautiful". :p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh Lord, cue the Bruno Mars music... CAUSE YOUR'E AMAZING....JUST THE WAY YOU ARE <333

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That comment made me LOL.... ...at night. ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Spongebob reference?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Shell yes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In my opinion, if you're not planning on giving someone a huge romantic surprise you shouldn't expect one. However, my Drama teacher has told my class some amazingly cute romantic stories about her and her boyfriend. Personally, I want a practical relationship, not one based on gifts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Happy new year is happy.. And true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*rubs temples* I saw this on Facebook literally like two seconds ago, and was about to post it. Guess you beat me to it :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's on facebook now? I NEED TO FIND THIS GREATNESS!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Two seconds an exaggeration it was more 6/7 hours ago.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha, you can't exaggerate AND use the word "literally." Silly Jacketta.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Baconnoisseur):I'm sorry! D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i would do all of those except lie and cheat. but noooo the only girls im ever into are already taken.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No offence....but if any guy came to my house at 3 a.m., I'd be pissed. Not to mention creeped out.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think I would prefer a boyfriend I can be totally stupid with.... More have fun. I had a bf who gave me flowers all the time and it kunda got annoying....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If a boy showed up at my house at 3 AM just to give me flowers, I'd be pissed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd be embarrassed and kind of creeped out.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sometimes I think fantasies like that are the reason the divorce rate is so high. People go into a relationship expecting more than what's realistic and when it doesn't live up to expectations, they can't deal with it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm eating chips.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are they Doritos?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They're doritos.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can I have some?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sure, the bag of doritos is magic, so I never run out of chips. Therefore, I am always eating chips.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yum. Where did you get this magic bag?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tia.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, she did it again did she?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yep.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think if someone did that to me... i'd be really uncomftorable and I'd most likely punch them. :O but thats just me

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude, this couldn't have been said any better.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Anthony, wherever the hell you are, this needs to be POTD someday. By that I mean NOW!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you reeeeeaaally like this post, don't you? Haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Love is an understatement. All I can say is: asdfgjkleryikbcdjAFJSbfghGhsgjnjdHGshhGfFhgfhcz?!?!$

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it'll be okay, we're going to make it through this. Haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Kinda like the whole tossing pebbles at a window thing. If someone did that, I'd probably end up calling the cops.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i sent a girl i had a crush on 6 dozen roses in biology class. on valentines day. she didnt care. "thanks for the flowers, theyre really pretty, but ur not worth me time" ouch.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My boyfriend has actually done some variation of each of these things, and not in the lame way it's portrayed. It's not impossible to find someone who does...however it's probably why we've been together 3 years and I still feel like it's the first month in some aspects :p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

also agree this should b potd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.sixbillionsecrets.com/view/Friends/531612 Prime example.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that's exactly what I was thinking of! haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The world just needs to understand that girls are bitches just like guys are douches. All most of us want is someone who makes us happy by being them (even if they are nerdy or whatever) instead of by giving shitloads of presents and being so internet cliche. Personally, I hate getting presents.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Getting presents makes me feel really awkward and uncomfortable.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that would be awesome to makeout in the rain. ps. im a boy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think it would be cute if a guy did it like once and you say you'd be pissed and all that but secretly you'd love it, my boyfriend would randomly text me and say i was awesome it would make my day. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago