Holding your finger in another persons belly button for more than 6 seconds is considered sexual assault, amirite?

How??? Maybe assault, but sexual?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it is by law. its stupid but hey.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post creeped me out, until I noticed it was posted by Dwight. Now it makes sense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's called belly button rape. Because rape is defined as one persons body part going into an opening of anothers...at least that's what my healthy teacher said... Applying this, that would go for ears as well

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No rape is defined as, "forcing someone to have sex with you." Since putting a penis in a belly button does not make babies, i think it is only sexual harassment.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It could be like a finger I guess. Whatever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So I just sexually assaulted myself? It was pretty uneventful.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think it is forced penetration i.e butt rape

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Except its not a penis, its a finger.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dwight WOULD know

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If so I've been assulted so many times.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its called rape. and its 10 seconds or more. people at my school do it all the time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So what happens when you're an outie?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i thank you could put it in other ppl belly button's.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lawful definitions have and are always dodgy. It wasn't that long ago the legal terming of rape technically ment only raping a female was rape if read as it was. In all sense, no one would be punished for this act without other reasoning behind it. Which makes it pointless and a loophole.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not if they like it. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who would put their finger in someone elses belly button?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

To assalt them

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because it feels good duh

by Anonymous 10 years ago

ask my boyfriend

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I always heard if it was 6 seconds it was rape with a foreign object. I rape my boyfriend with a foreign object all the time. Aka poke his belly button. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

so if i hold my finger in my own belly button for 6 seconds, it's masturbation?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and if i clone myself and put my finger in their belly button, is that molesterbation?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and if i send a picture of that to someone, is that molexterbation?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh my gosh...All of you are stupid. This is a serious problem and you are all acting like little five year olds.... Damn you all to hell!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is this even bad I don't care if people touch my belly button and i did it to this one girl and she didn't care she enjoyed it so much! so why is it bad?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

supppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp boiiiiiis this is for the bois only

by Anonymous 5 years ago