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Also about Food & Drink+71Chocolate is weirdly waxy... hmmm... yummy wax... amirite?
Also by Apparatus+22"Oh my god, he's smiling at me! Our hands brushed together, was that by accident or on purpose? Oh shit, why didn't I continue the conversation?! Maybe he thinks I don't like him!" No matter what people say, you go in crazy overdrive when talking to someone you like. amirite?
Also about water+224You used to wonder what would happen if the water tower suddenly leaked all its water, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+56Eating chicken nuggets counts as breastfeeding, amirite?
Also about water-676It's so dumb when there's water fountains/drink machines at pools. Like, hello? Do you not see all of the water in the pool? Just drink that...duh. amirite?
Also by Apparatus+2Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't home so leave your message after the tone. beeep, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+91meat: something you can eat, beat, or excrete. amirite?
Also about toilet, disgusting, and water+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
Also by Apparatus+21I did not lose it; I simply misplaced it. amirite?
Also about water+136It would be awesome if they had a water gun theme park, and its like paintball except they have mounted turrets (hoses), snipers (shoot little balloons filled with water), and grenades (water balloons) amirite?
Also about toilet and water+115Do you drink a lot of water before bed but wake up a lot to go to the toilet, or do you not drink water before bed and risk waking up with a hangover...this is a difficult predicament, amirite?
Also about water+233Some survival shows are pretty unrealistic. It's like "Yes, and after I finish collecting my water from the completely pure underground water source I just found, I'm going to pitch the tent I happened to come by in the wilderness. Of course, I'm going to have to look up how to pitch a tent on this netbook with built-in wi-fi that I caught with my BARE HANDS", amirite?