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Get punched: "Ow". Have something fall on your hand: "Ouch that hurt". Stub your toe: "Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole.", amirite?

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getting poked in the eye and bending your fingernail back suck too

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +25Reply

xD

i_am_boreeeeds avatar i_am_boreeeed Yeah You Are +16Reply

and biting ur own tongue

danilols avatar danilol Yeah You Are +9Reply

Ass headed whole?

Anonymous +8Reply
@Ass headed whole?

"ass headed hole" comes from love actually

jmoney2000s avatar jmoney2000 Yeah You Are +2Reply

Love actually? :)

Anonymous +5Reply
@Love actually? :)

Good job I was wondering if someone would pick that up

jmoney2000s avatar jmoney2000 Yeah You Are +7Reply

"Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole(period.)"

No! It should be "Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole(EX. POINTEXPOINT11GEE!!!!!!1)

ultispys avatar ultispy Yeah You Are +4Reply

this is so true XD

Kiwimango9s avatar Kiwimango9 Yeah You Are +2Reply

I literally just laughed out loud xD

sarasota97s avatar sarasota97 Yeah You Are +2Reply

true that

wittynameheres avatar wittynamehere Yeah You Are 0Reply

That was funny just because I could imagine someone saying it with no exclamation point.

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