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Also by jmoney2000+26"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together." Sorry guys but the inventor of the keyboard already took care of that. amirite?
Also about god damn+637"Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?
Also by jmoney2000+16Its awkward when you do something without thinking or don't really remember doing it but then you notice it later and it's weird. For example, finding out that you placed a remote control on top of your head a while ago and have since then been balancing it there. amirite?
Also by jmoney2000+15There are things that you do that make you look back and feel like an idiot . But at the time they seemed like... no... you were just a fucking idiot. amirite?
Also about god damn+102Horror movies that use music cues just to get a jump scare are bullshit. It's been done countless times, and it's annoying as hell, so just get some real god damn writers, amirite?
Also about mother fucker+181When you were little, you and your best friend would hot wire cars, and he would drive them while you sat in the passenger seat shooting a shotgun at pedestrians and yelling “Yippie Ki Yay Mother Fucker!” and you got away with it because you were 8 and people thought you didn’t know any better, amirite?