+2,309 Get punched: "Ow". Have something fall on your hand: "Ouch that hurt". Stub your toe: "Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

getting poked in the eye and bending your fingernail back suck too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Love actually? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good job I was wondering if someone would pick that up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is so true XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ass headed whole?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"ass headed hole" comes from love actually

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole(period.)" No! It should be "Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole(EX. POINTEXPOINT11GEE!!!!!!1)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Expoint? Exclamation point?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

true that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and biting ur own tongue

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I literally just laughed out loud xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was funny just because I could imagine someone saying it with no exclamation point.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yes but why the emphasis on cursing tho

by Anonymous 11 months ago